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Default Re: Money - 08-25-2012, 10:33 AM

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Your all f uckng blind!



How will this help anyone. God doesnt exist numb nuts. And even if he did he aint here, and hes F UCKING GOD FOR CHRIST SAKE - WHY THE HELL WOULD HE NEED MONEY???



So, let me get this straight, god wants a 50% tax. Thats basically what youre saying isnt it. Hes like the government maybe? The government uses tax to control the masses? They lie? They cheat? They enforce stupid laws?

Anybody seeing coincidence here?
Why are yoy so angry? The True Christians here are argumenting from the scripture and all you can retort is by using profanity. God gave us free will, you can follow His devine rule, donate the (at least) 50% to buy Bilbes for starving Africans or not, It's your choice whether you want to believe or not, that is the glorious, loving fairness of the Lord.
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Cool Re: Money - 08-25-2012, 12:54 PM

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So, let me get this straight, god wants a 50% tax. Thats basically what youre saying isnt it. Hes like the government maybe? The government uses tax to control the masses? They lie? They cheat? They enforce stupid laws?

Anybody seeing coincidence here?
Friend, it is not a tax. It is a gift to God. Just like when your kindly grand-ma-ma gives you half of the money for her heart medicine so you can go buy crack. You did not tax her at all. It was a 'gift'.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Money - 08-25-2012, 04:54 PM

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I love money..Got a problem? COMEATMEBRO.
This isn't a sodomite pickup joint. No man here is interested in "coming at you".



Meanwhile, donating money to the Lord's Work is what pays for the printing of Bibles, and supports missionaries in faraway lands.

Once Romney-Ryan take the White House and Republicans control the House and Senate, we will stop giving food aid to foreign countries and instead give them Bibles and missionaries.

I understand that there is a plan to change food stamps to include Scripture admonishing the users for their sloth, as well.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Money - 08-25-2012, 08:35 PM

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Your all f uckng blind!



How will this help anyone. God doesnt exist numb nuts. And even if he did he aint here, and hes F UCKING GOD FOR CHRIST SAKE - WHY THE HELL WOULD HE NEED MONEY???



So, let me get this straight, god wants a 50% tax. Thats basically what youre saying isnt it. Hes like the government maybe? The government uses tax to control the masses? They lie? They cheat? They enforce stupid laws?

Anybody seeing coincidence here?
It will help the person who does the giving.

You've done a good job describing Government, but God doesn't lie or enforce stupid laws. God has given us the Truth through the Holy KJV Bible, the laws he enforces are righteous laws.


Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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