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Barack Obama will always be black -
11-23-2008, 04:59 AM
Fellow Landoverites, i'm afraid that President-Elect Obamba will remain an unrepentant negro. There's little chance of him renouncing his colored ways; in fact, he might even enjoy it. I suppose we all have to get used to the idea of malt liquor being served at White House dinners. Perhaps Obama will wind up in jail somehow; we can only pray.
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-23-2008, 08:17 AM
I hate to have to keep explaining this, but the egg is 10,000 times larger than the sperm. The sperm contains the soul, JESUS' permission to create life, and the formula for making brains if the child is a male. The minor crap is pre-stored in the egg.
So Barack Obama is less than 1/10,000th black and chose a black wife for the same reason JESUS chose to preach among the JOOZ.
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-23-2008, 02:52 PM
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Fellow Landoverites, i'm afraid that President-Elect Obamba will remain an unrepentant negro. There's little chance of him renouncing his colored ways; in fact, he might even enjoy it. I suppose we all have to get used to the idea of malt liquor being served at White House dinners. Perhaps Obama will wind up in jail somehow; we can only pray.
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Don't forget, Jerry Springer will have to be invited to every dinner, just to keep things under control. That and OH DEAR LORD! THE GANJA SMOKE IN THE CURTAINS! I can't go on - WEEPING GLENDORA
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-24-2008, 12:11 AM
So what is the White House going to be called once BHO moves in? I'm betting on the Jigloo or the Outhouse.
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-24-2008, 11:14 AM
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So what is the White House going to be called once BHO moves in? I'm betting on the Jigloo or the Outhouse.
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It looks like he won't be moving in after all:
International Con Man Barack HUSSEIN Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
Barack HUSSEIN Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...n_barack_obama
Well, what did you expect? Once a negro, always a negro. Even the 50% white blood he got from his mother wasn't enough to overcome the bad African genes.
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11-24-2008, 05:09 PM
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It looks like he won't be moving in after all:
International Con Man Barack HUSSEIN Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
Barack HUSSEIN Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...n_barack_obama
Well, what did you expect? Once a negro, always a negro. Even the 50% white blood he got from his mother wasn't enough to overcome the bad African genes.
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Is that a map of Florida on that bald dudes head?
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-24-2008, 10:30 PM
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Is that a map of Florida on that bald dudes head?
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Looks as though there was a low-flying seagull, Sister!
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-24-2008, 11:09 PM
The best thing to happen in the USA for 200+ yrs.... Hopefully he can restore peoples faith in the free world! Thank Christ none of you are in the top joob, but then again... They wouldn't let you inbreds run for it!
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 12:44 AM
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The best thing to happen in the USA for 200+ yrs.... Hopefully he can restore peoples faith in the free world! Thank Christ none of you are in the top joob, but then again... They wouldn't let you inbreds run for it!
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Of course, only halfbreeds . . .
You're out of luck, too. No retardeds can run for President.
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 06:15 AM
I'm convinced that God made Obama black to warn us all that he is pure evil.
Check out the wisdom of brother Rush:
RUSH: The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying, which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression. He hasn't done anything yet but his ideas are killing the economy...
More here:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/dai...107.guest.html
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 10:23 AM
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Of course, only halfbreeds . . .
You're out of luck, too. No retardeds can run for President.
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Is that why none of you have considered it? You guys won't be round for much longer cause when the big O gets in power he will eradicate you, maybe even set the fbi onto you which would be fun to watch...
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 10:23 AM
I don't understand. I always thought that God loved all of mankind, black, white or brindle...aren't we all God's creations? Didn't he create us all with his love? Can someone explain this to me?
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 11:58 AM
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I don't understand. I always thought that God loved all of mankind, black, white or brindle...aren't we all God's creations? Didn't he create us all with his love? Can someone explain this to me?
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What made you think that? It's obvious you have never cracked a Bible open, because God sure doesn't say things like that in the Good Book.
First of all, I'd advise you take a look at THIS thread, provided specially for newbies such as yourself.
In addition, you might want to read my old sermon HERE, entitled "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!" I'm sure you'll find it illuminating.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 12:17 PM
Sorry, but you guys are all racist faggots.
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Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black -
11-25-2008, 12:22 PM
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Sorry, but you guys are all racist faggots.
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What a hateful, bigoted thing to say! I guess that's what we can expect from unsaved trash.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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