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Default How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 10:28 PM

Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 10:41 PM

Arguing with an atheist is like teaching a Mexican non-manual labor. Your wasting your time and theirs, and you'll only end up gnashing your teeth and rending your clothes in frustration. I don't know if they refuse to learn or if God created them retarded enough that they can't, but you never get anywhere.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 10:56 PM

An atheist will always counter with "You don't have any solid proof except for a man-written-book (inspired by god written by men)" arguments. The only way to beat an atheist is to actually show them proof. If you can go out and actually give them something they can grab and see they will believe you.
If you build a rocket and fly to the outermost dome and make them touch it, they will believe you.
If you drill a hole in the ground 12 miles deep and find hell, you prove them wrong.
However never try to argue with an atheist through "faith", they don't have an understanding for this as they are materialist based. If you argue with a mexican you will propably argue in Spanish as it is the language they speak, do the same with atheists, speak "Science".
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:04 PM

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Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.

Don't worry, Jesus will inspire you (as long as you are carrying out his will) about what to argue. With Jesus on your side, you cannot lose.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:05 PM

In my experience, you just have to stand firm and cite relevant Bible passages.

Trust me, in no time will they be overcome by emotion and throw a fit yelling "idiot! idiot!"

Just stay calm and rational and be helpful with information. They may be yelling, but you have also planted the seed of God's Word that may flourish into a flower once they realize how foolish they have been.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:09 PM

We True Christians™ have nothing to prove.
It is the Atheists who are mentally ill and in denial about God.
It's up to them to prove their "theory" about God just like they try and prove their "Theory" about Evil-ution.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:23 PM

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I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved.
Please cite the chapter and verse from the Book of Darwin that backs this assertion up please.



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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:36 PM

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Recently I have been having several arguments with atheists on the internet. When I have an argument with an atheist in real life, I usually just talk louder than them and tell them that they are going to hell. But there is no way to yell louder on the internet, and there certainly isn’t a function to make my typing louder.

On the internet they have all of these “theories” which I am pretty sure are from Satan. Either that or these deluded atheists just make them up. Some of them think we actually “evolved” from rocks. How stupid does that sound? They say that the earth revolves around the sun and that there isn’t a giant dome covering the earth. How do you argue with that?

I tried telling them there is amazing evidence for design in the universe. Take the eye for example. Even Darwin said that they eye couldn’t have evolved. I just don’t think that these wicked atheists will ever accept the biblical truth. Good thing they will all burn in hell with their satanic naturalism.
Read them the King James Bible.

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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-11-2010, 11:44 PM

People that don't believe in God are going to hell anyways - I suggest you stay far away from them before you catch residual fire and get burned.


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 03:01 PM

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In my experience, you just have to stand firm and cite relevant Bible passages.

Trust me, in no time will they be overcome by emotion and throw a fit yelling "idiot! idiot!"

Just stay calm and rational and be helpful with information. They may be yelling, but you have also planted the seed of God's Word that may flourish into a flower once they realize how foolish they have been.
But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 03:15 PM

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Please cite the chapter and verse from the Book of Darwin that backs this assertion up please.
In my edition of the Origin of Species (aka, the Atheist Bible, aka Beginners Guide for founding communism, committing genocide, and founding the New World Order) it is on page 207, in the chapter "Difficulties on Theory." There you go. Now I've got to put this depraved piece of literature back into its deepfrozen, septic tank, where it normally is in to prevent sin from leaking out of it and pooling up in the basement.

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But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?
There's a subtle difference. What Mr Pickle shouts is a warning, because he wants to save the atheists from hell. What the atheists shout is just hateful words to resist being pulled away from the clutches of Satan.


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But Mr.Pickle just admitted to shouting "you are going to hell" etc in his first post. The alternative insult from an atheist shold therefore be a suitable counter argument?
When you hear an ambulance siren heading your way, do honk your horn in response and refuse to get out of the way?


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 03:28 PM

I do not, that would be stupid. That analogy is also completley over the top.

Mr.Pickle was backed into a corner, so decided to shout rather than attempt to communicate in a way that would help dispell the image of christianity being nothing but a club of ignorant closed minded people
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He has nothing to prove to you, child. You come barging into a Christian forum making demands. Show some respect and common courtesy if you don't want to outstay your welcome. Again: we do not go to your porn site to demand explanations from atheists. You come here.

If you want to be a guest, act like a guest.

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rather than attempt to communicate in a way that would help dispell the image of christianity being nothing but a club of ignorant closed minded people
No communication would help against your preconceived notion. You come here to judge, not to learn. For someone who demands an open mind from others, you certainly do not give a good example. Instead, when you don't instantly get what you want, you begin to swear and insult. Do not expect to be treated like an adult if you act like a spoiled child.


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I prefer a frontal assault with reapeated KJV strikes to the head and neck.







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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 03:47 PM

GOD=Life you keep referring to porn, rather preoccupied with the subject I fear...

Gabriel, it shocks me to see violence condoned in a Christian forum. That never solves anything.

I also haven’t sworn of this forum, so please get your facts straight sir. I also never stated I was an Atheist, so again I fear you are nothing but a "keyboard warrior"
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 04:04 PM

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GOD=Life you keep referring to porn, rather preoccupied with the subject I fear...

If you read all the threads on here, you would know that most new judgmental visitors come from the porn site 4chan.

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so again I fear you are nothing but a "keyboard warrior"

Pardon? Are you suggesting I should resort to violence? I post messages to God's favorite forum. Certainly, a Christian is still allowed to communicate with other Christians on a Christian forum?

I'm not up to date on the state of Persecution 2.0, but apparently now even Christian forums are no longer safe from atheists...


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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 04:15 PM

I fear we have taken off on the wrong foot, something I did not intend.
I will admit my posts have been somewhat inflamatory, for which I appologise.

I can assure you I am not from that site.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 04:41 PM

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I fear we have taken off on the wrong foot, something I did not intend.
I will admit my posts have been somewhat inflamatory, for which I appologise.

I can assure you I am not from that site.
Kindly leave our forums.
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Default Re: How do I beat an atheist in argument. - 01-13-2010, 04:44 PM

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GOD=Life you keep referring to porn, rather preoccupied with the subject I fear...
We should all be preoccupied with the filthy porn that is destroying America. Why? Do you approve of porn? Should we ignore the problem?

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Gabriel, it shocks me to see violence condoned in a Christian forum. That never solves anything.
It never ceases to amaze me that people that come to our forums can not tell a joke when they see one.


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I also haven’t sworn of this forum, so please get your facts straight sir. I also never stated I was an Atheist, so again I fear you are nothing but a "keyboard warrior"
Excuse the expression but I think it is appropriate in this case.
Why do you capitalize 'atheist?' Do you capitalize 'pedophile?'


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