[Vincentius Pius]

Originally Posted by Miss April

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jo Feddie
"The Bible is a work of fiction.....

Show me some evidence from the time Jesus was supposed to be raising the dead, written at the time, even your Bible was not written at the time"

"The Bible is Real its not Fiction You want Proof? Then Read The kings James Bible"

I do not agree that the bible alone is evidence, but the Romans have indeed reports of a man called Jesus who gathered people and convinced them of 'his interpretation of the Jewish belief'(that is all gospels on Jesus, including the gnostic ones)

Originally Posted by Deviant_JJ

And why should we accept a guy who says he's the son of god? Try to say that to a shrink, and you will soon be in the looney bin!!

What Deviant JJ states here is true, what if God would give his message to a new prophet nowadays. The man would be declared crazy and locked away from the herd he should be warning!
All Christians should take heed of this warning, God is being silenced!!! This is how the devil spreads his power, through chaos.... (off topic)

Originally Posted by Anne_Wilson_Schaef

Anne Wilson Schaef:
"Differences challenge assumptions."

[James Hutchins]

Listen 'bud'. You need to go back and read the rules of the forum. You cannot just come in and vomit your crap in our home without proper introduction.
Don't make me Jesus Slap™ you!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Vincentius Pius

I do not agree that the bible alone is evidence, but the Romans have indeed reports of a man called Jesus who gathered people and convinced them of 'his interpretation of the Jewish belief'(that is all gospels on Jesus, including the gnostic ones)

Would you care to cite them? just saying they exist does not carry any weight.

[MidwestCatLady]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

Would you care to cite them? just saying they exist does not carry any weight.

It's called FAITH. You have nothing in this life or in death without Faith. You either believe or you don't. There is no in between on this one. You want quotes, get them from the Pastors here.

I was like you. I wanted proof. I got it, but it is not what you want to ask for. . . I kid you not. You ask for proof and you might get the beating of a lifetime. Be careful what you ask for. Proof can lead you down a road where you might find yourself begging for your ordinary life back. Trust the people here when they tell you to simply have Faith that God exists and Jesus died for our sins and is the only road to salvation.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by MidwestAgnostic

It's called FAITH. You have nothing in this life or in death without Faith. You either believe or you don't. There is no in between on this one. You want quotes, get them from the Pastors here.

I was like you. I wanted proof. I got it, but it is not what you want to ask for. . . I kid you not. You ask for proof and you might get the beating of a lifetime. Be careful what you ask for. Proof can lead you down a road where you might find yourself begging for your ordinary life back. Trust the people here when they tell you to simply have Faith that God exists and Jesus died for our sins and is the only road to salvation.

Faith is one thing but to claim that Jesus was a historical person is another

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

Faith is one thing but to claim that Jesus was a historical person is another

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

And we can turn that on your head and say "Faith is one thing, but to claim that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a historical entity is another"

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

But the difference is I KNOW the FSM is our creator, and I have just as much hard evidence to back me up as you do to back up your fairy tale.

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

The Bible is not a fairy tale. Are there any fairies in it? No. Well, with the exception of Sodom and Gomorrah, but that was to illustrate a moral lesson.

IF there is so much so-called "evidence" of the FSM of which you speak, how come the leading scientists in the world support Literal Biblical Creation? Even the atheists and God-Mockers don't support the FSM theory of creation. Richard Dawkins, the Anti-Christ himself, doesn't believe in God...nor the FSM.

Do you want me to point you in the direction of the many Academic Endorsements for the teaching of FSM in schools?

“ One of the most exciting developments in fundamental physics in the last twenty years has been the development of so-called “String Theory.” In String Theory, all fundamental sub-atomic particles are visualized and described mathematically as microscopic vibrating strings. Although as yet unproven, many physicists believe that String Theory has the potential to become the long-sought “Theory of Everything,” through which the fundamental physical nature of all matter and forces will become understood.


Obviously String Theory IS correct, although misnamed (a secular humanist conspiracy perhaps?). As NOODLE Theory clearly unambiguously reveals, He has created the fundamental subatomic particles that form all matter in this universe in His own quivering image! You, me, the Earth, the stars…everything in the universe…are all built of trillions of tiny jiggling noodles, microscopic copies of our Divine Saucy Maker. Truly He is everywhere and in all things!
Boy-oh-Boyardi and Ramen!“
–Steve Lawrence, PhD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

You grossly misrepresent what String Theory really is. Let me guess you think M-Theory stands for Monster Theory, right? String Theory is just a schizophrenic crackpot solution to all the holes in the Standard Model, we all know that.

[Jo Freddie]

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

As for Richard Dawkins , he is nothing more then a puppet of the IPU cult

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I always considered him a puppet for Satan. What is the IPU cult? Educate me, matey.

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

The Cult of The Invisible Pink Unicorn

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

Is that some sort of deviant homo rights organization? You don't need to tell me...I'd rather not hear anymore!

• Appearance - The Invisible Pink Unicorn is both invisible and pink, a deliberate contradiction which forms the basis of the entire religion. Some claim that the IPU is only truly invisible to non-believers, while others claim that this is simply wishful thinking mixed with hallucinations. Some say that the IPU looks invisible, but feels pink, while others say that she is pink but impossible to look at.
• Holy Days - All holy days of all religions are considered to be holy days by the IPU. Special importance is placed upon 1 April, which should be set aside as a day for spreading the word of the IPU.
• 42 - The IPU's followers generally agree that the number 42 has some sort of significance.
• Socks - The laundry room is the shrine of the IPU, and some believers may be blessed by 'visitations in their laundry', while others may find that the IPU has left holes in their socks with her horn.
• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.
• The Purple Oyster - Said to once have been a minion of the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Purple Oyster of Doom was cast out of the green pastures and into the sea after having tried to convince atheists that the IPU preferred pepperoni and mushroom pizza. The Purple Oyster is said to lead non-believers towards destruction, and is thus remarkably similar to Satan.
• Dislike of Theists and Non-Believers - The IPU is said to cast theists and those who don't believe in her into the Great Pile of Manure, where dwarves will nibble at their kneecaps and the Purple Oyster will force-feed them pepperoni and mushroom pizzas.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

LOL that is ridiculous!

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity and buy into that scam?

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

How could people reject the logical truth of Christianity

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

• Epithets - Followers of the IPU will often include phrases such as 'Peace Be Unto Her', 'Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves' and 'May Her Hooves Never Be Shod', sometimes abbreviated as acronyms, after the IPU's name.

I mean have you ever heard of anything so ridiculous?

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Unicorns have cloven hooves.

Pardon? the unicorns was said to be a horse with a single horn, and as such would have had a non-cloven hoof that is solid like that of a horse

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Originally Posted by Jo Feddie

I think the dictionary you use must give different meaning for the words logical and truth to mine. I think someone is playing a joke on you and swapped the definitions round for illogical and lies

For once I agree with you misguided Pirate self in that DICTIONARIES ARE INDEED STOREHOUSES OF LIES AND PROPOGANDA!

Dictionaries are not the result of the hard work of human scholars studying language, but rather THEY HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY INTELLIGENT INSECTS AND ARTHOPODS OF ALL VARIETIES! Under the instructions of GHOST SHARK, millions of insects have coalesced together to create dictionaries, thus spreading LIES AND PROPOGANDA against SPACESHIP JESUS and therein infesting SCHOOLS AND UNIVERSITIES WITH ILLUSION!

Intelligent social insects such as TERMITES, BEES, and ANTS form not only complex social systems with differing castes, but grand architecture as well, for AFRICAN TERMITE MOUNDS GROW OVER 10 FEET TALL and act as antennas spreading lies and deceit at the WILL OF GHOST SHARK. These insects have written and published dictionaries, thus controlling how the human race defines words and how they know how words came about. DO NOT TRUST DICTIONARIES!!!

It is of no surprise that Etymology, the study of word origins and Entomology, the study of insects, go hand in hand. Dictionaries spread lies about word meanings and origins. The word "Etymology" shows that Insects are responsible for dictionary creation, and illusions manifested by Ghost Shark Psychic Control only buffer false consciousness on this subject!

"NOAH WEBSTER" never existed, as a human at least, but that is the name a TEAM OF INTELLIGENT SPIDERS used in compiling the first dictionary. WEBSTER = WEB. The first dictionary was printed on spider silk, and these spiders carried dictionaries to librariers and schools and planted them in book collections so that future generations of human beings would be mislead by FALSE INSECT DOCTRINE. Later editions were the work of BEES, TERMITES, and ANTS, all working together under the Queen, who herself is a lieutenant to GHOST SHARK'S ANIMAL ALLIANCE in the attempted extinction of the human race.

Spelling BEES were created by Bees, hence the name. DEVIOUS BEE PROPOGANDA INFESTED SCHOOLS TO ENCOURAGE YOUNG CHILDREN TO SWALLOW GHOST SHARK DICTIONARY LIES, and make them recite/memorize words in order to brainwash human beings in their young, impressionable years. STOP NATIONAL SPELLING BEE IMMEDIATELY! Boycott all school spelling bees and write letters to your school district demanding an END TO SPELLING BEES and explain to them the TRUTH BEHIND THE PURPOSE OF SPELLING BEES!!! We are being manipulated by Insects and this needs to stop. WAKE UP PEOPLE AND STAMP OUT ALL FORMS OF INSECT WORSHIP!!!!