[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah

Firsta all, I does not appreciate yo lebesian advances towards me. Secondly. we welcomes everybody here who deserve it.

If you wantsa get treated differently, then tithe and get Saved©.

Didchoo get into some wacky tobacky befo'e you wrote this part? Actin' like you's mo' hopped up than Dennis Hopper up in here!

Anyways, maybe that racist allegization had been a result of yo drug use, but if not, I sho would like fo' you to give a example, because no True Christian.

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

[Sista Lateefah]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Please tell me how to tithe.

Hallelujah! A sinner who wantsa set thangs right with the LORD! ...Finatancially, at least.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I always tithes at church, because I feel like my money be closer to the Lord that way. Whenevah we goes on vacation, Ira handle the internets tithes. I's pretty sho the money gonna get to where it needta be no mattah what option you uses. Howevah, our Godly pastahs always recommends the Paypal method, so you should go with that one. As to what amountchoo should put, as much as be possible!

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I can't make no guarantees (the pastahs be in charge o' that), but I can say it be a step in the right directization.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

Praise! Just remember, the Lord loves thems mo' that tithes mo'.

But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver. - 2 Corinthians 9:6-7

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Kate West

I agree. we can't take what we read for granted. I was brought up in a christian home but always wondered why there were so many other religions if this was the only right one.

One word: Satan.

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Your grandpa got it pretty close to the truth, Kate ... as a whole, it's a fantastic story to read ... as long as you don't take it as literal fact

Yes, it'd be terrible if someone took that part about Jesus dying for our sins literally, wouldn't it?

[Homertard]

The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?

Okay, today (Wed July 18, 2007) I have tithed to Landover!

Praise Jesus and you True Christians

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

[Brother V]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

YIC
V

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

Thank you so much for your recommendation, Pastor Pistle. I love your Church and enjoy your forum so much. I have reconsidered many things after reading and participating now ---

--- I want to renounce all my past sins, need help to do that, and I DO accept Jesus as my Saviour

If you will have me as a full Member now, I would be greatly honored

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Brother V

I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

YIC
V

Hooray! and praise Jesus! I'm now a Member of your Godly forum, and I'm thrilled

Also, thank you for your kind personal message, Pastor V

Peace and blessings to everyone from Nan ... well I guess you can call me Sister Nan from now on, if you like

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by minister noddy

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.

[Sister Noddy]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.

Absolutely not, Bobby-Joe ...

Oh I know what it looks like, being from the town where I live (ugh!) and the sinners and perverts are everywhere! Can't even walk down the street around here without being surrounded by the filth of druggies and homers ... they are in the city parks, in the coffee houses ...

... and yep, in the churches, the ones that accept them and take them in off the streets.

But I can honestly confide to you and all parishioners here that I myself have never been a part of that sub-culture --

-- most certainly not a lesbo and no drugs of any kind -- praise

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Originally Posted by Omerta

The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.

Actually, there are no contradictions in the Bible.

[Homertard]

Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Omerta

Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.

Feel free to point out anything that you don't understand in God's Holy Word. Chapter and verse please, Mr. demon.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Feel free to point out anything that you don't understand in God's Holy Word. Chapter and verse please, Mr. demon.

Explain every single word. From start to finish. Go.

[Enema of YOU people]

Okay let me first say. You people are stupid fanatics. And that people like you all are the reason Christans have a bad name.

The conterdictions. Okay, how about eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Yet threw out the entire book it's about forgiveness. Yeah revenge is really is forgiveness.

I can't give you the passage, cuss I'm not a fanatic.

As for the Bible being the only book of Truth. What about your math book? No matter how stubborn you are 2+2=4. There's also Wit and Wisdom, by Ben Franklin, Toa Te Ching and others

As for the pure untained word of God, that the bible no longer is. Hasn't been for quiet some time. Now I can site the numerous differences between the dead sea scrolls or even the Tohra and the old testiment of the Christan bible but I'd be here all day. But here's one example that rises to mind. In the dead sea scrolls and the Tohra, the jewish bible (Well one of them, they have two) In the being Yahway createdd them. Adam and Lilith. Man and woman.

Yeah I spelled Yahway wrong. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I can feel your hate for me already as I type. Yahway perserve me. And if you don't know who Yahway is, go read a book and find out.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

Okay let me first say. You people are stupid fanatics. And that people like you all are the reason Christans have a bad name.

No, Christians have a bad name because of the FALSE so-called Christians who have no idea what the Bible says.
We are among the few Christians alive that still follow the Bible!

The conterdictions. Okay, how about eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Yet threw out the entire book it's about forgiveness. Yeah revenge is really is forgiveness.

Oh really? It is?
The Bible is about both judgement and forgiveness, fool.
God's judgement over the unbelievers, and His forgiveness for those who choose truth and life in Jesus Christ.

I can't give you the passage, cuss I'm not a fanatic.

You come off as a fanatic to me and.. well, everyone.
A fanatic satanist - and a clueless one on top of that.

As for the Bible being the only book of Truth. What about your math book? No matter how stubborn you are 2+2=4. There's also Wit and Wisdom, by Ben Franklin, Toa Te Ching and others

Your math is weak and fallible.. And cannot explain the divinity nor power of God.
With God, all things are possible and 1+1+1=1! Praise God!

And all that philosophy nonsense only serve to distance us from God, setting ourselves up in His place.
The depravity!

As for the pure untained word of God, that the bible no longer is. Hasn't been for quiet some time. Now I can site the numerous differences between the dead sea scrolls or even the Tohra and the old testiment of the Christan bible but I'd be here all day. But here's one example that rises to mind. In the dead sea scrolls and the Tohra, the jewish bible (Well one of them, they have two) In the being Yahway createdd them. Adam and Lilith. Man and woman.

It's spelled TORAH, dumbass.
And Lilith isn't mentioned in either the Bible, or the Torah..
But only in the crazy ramblings of the Talmud.
Seriously, read up.

As for the Word of God, He has promised to preserve His Word, and so He has -
It's found in the King James 1611 Bible.
Are you calling God a liar?

Yeah I spelled Yahway wrong. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I can feel your hate for me already as I type. Yahway perserve me. And if you don't know who Yahway is, go read a book and find out.

I suggest YOU read a book.. The KJV1611 Bible!
Then talk, cause as it is now, you're simply pulling your nonsense out of your sodomy-ravaged behind.

And I don't hate you, I pity you for your stupidity to reject Jesus Christ.

[Miss Maisie]

Originally Posted by Enemy of YOU people

Okay let me first say. You people are stupid fanatics. And that people like you all are the reason Christans have a bad name.

The conterdictions. Okay, how about eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. Yet threw out the entire book it's about forgiveness. Yeah revenge is really is forgiveness.

I can't give you the passage, cuss I'm not a fanatic.

As for the Bible being the only book of Truth. What about your math book? No matter how stubborn you are 2+2=4. There's also Wit and Wisdom, by Ben Franklin, Toa Te Ching and others

As for the pure untained word of God, that the bible no longer is. Hasn't been for quiet some time. Now I can site the numerous differences between the dead sea scrolls or even the Tohra and the old testiment of the Christan bible but I'd be here all day. But here's one example that rises to mind. In the dead sea scrolls and the Tohra, the jewish bible (Well one of them, they have two) In the being Yahway createdd them. Adam and Lilith. Man and woman.

Yeah I spelled Yahway wrong. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I can feel your hate for me already as I type. Yahway perserve me. And if you don't know who Yahway is, go read a book and find out.

Sir, have y'all been stealing your Daddy's liqour? Because your post sure sounds like y'all are drunk or perhaps something even worse.

I'm not sure where you have gotten such ideas as these, the KJV1611 is the true word of God and the Blessed Church of Landover follows the Lord's commands to the letter. Is that not what the Good Lord intended? Did he not say in his holy writ that to disobey in one aspect is to disobey in all?

As for any so called contradictions, when my Daddy was teaching me the bible, he told me the Lord done put them in there to test the faithful. To separate the wheat from the chaff, the righteous from the unholy.

Are you telling us that y'all are chaff, that you reject the Lord your God and the Kingdom of heaven? Now why would you wish to damn your soul to the lake of fire? Is that really what you want?

[Enema of YOU people]

YEAH somebody called a satanist, mormon. The devil is evil, pure, simple.UH duh, I have bad spelling in case you hadn't noticed. Fool.Also not I don't need to use valgur language to cuss.Calling god a liar, well since there is proof. There are differences between the dead sea scrolls, the tohrah and the bible. So given that, yep. Pretty much. Though really he has, only slght wording been changed from the true parts but there are quiet a bit left out, erased and added. So he's presevered his words, just the book. You know the whole freedom of will thing.I'm not rejecting Jesus or god in the least, just narrow view of them. And leave my butt alone. Only thing that's been up there is shit and I intend to keep it that way, pervert.Nope not drunk, never touched achahol, yeah nother misspelled word! Also the conterdicts are there because life is full of them. Also I didn't have a "daddy" to teach me about truth, or rightousness. I found those on my own I'm quiet proud to say. I believe in God, I because I believe in God, I have seen his foot falls in my life and others, I do not need a book to tell me he exists. Though I suppose it would be more acturate since god doesn't have a coporial, hey look ma another misspelled word!, form so gender really can't be applied.HHmmm how did my calm, paitent post come off as fanatical? I could see how yours could. Seriously can you guys go a day thinking with your own thoughts and not the bible or what overs have but there.