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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-03-2010, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi-Ruth
OH! My goodness... That gave me a scare! What kind of Satanic sound is that?
I accidentally pressed the play button and my husband slapped me harder than he EVER has!
I've really done it now... I'm in big trouble for letting my cursor hover over Satan music from JewTube. I'll be lucky if I'm ever allowed on here again.
I need to go say some cleansing prayers. I hope I haven't given my husband's computer a virus that we'll both catch too...
Now you've done it, Jo Freddie! I'm worried sick!
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I don't understand what the problem is Naomi, it is a jolly song about Pirates, and Pirates are God's Chosen ones. Many of today's problems are down to the lack of Pirates in the modern world (real Pirates who give candy to children)
The Book of Piraticus
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13:7 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
13:8 Pirates are my chosen people and preachers should display my pirate lust.
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The Sermon on the Mall
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8 The Flying Spaghetti Monster‟s chosen people are pirates, and He made man in their image, but man has forsaken Him.
9 I see no shoulders with parrots perched on top, no eyes covered by eyepatches.
10 I see no hands replaced with hooks, no legs replaced with pegs.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-07-2010, 06:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ
This is the kinda christian music I'm into.
xD
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-07-2010, 06:10 PM
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What are you three years old?
That's for little kids.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-07-2010, 06:23 PM
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I prefer Joan Jett with the Blackhearts
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-23-2010, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
God created white man in His image, everyone knows that. The Lord has sparkling blue eyes, finely chiseled anglo features, blond lusterous hair and a neatly trimmed beard.
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Didn't jesus look like this? i don't know about the eyes but i am sure that i have never ever heard of a blond jesus.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-23-2010, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr fool
Didn't jesus look like this? i don't know about the eyes but i am sure that i have never ever heard of a blond jesus.
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That picture has been retouched.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-26-2010, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
My apologies for that last one nor working you can watch it here
Here is another nice anthem for you
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A bit too harsh for me. This one is much more relaxing.
This is good too.
The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-27-2010, 04:19 AM
This is Brother Williams (I thnk), singing his Holy Ghost-fired songs out in the woods.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-27-2010, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This is Brother Williams (I thnk), singing his Holy Ghost-fired songs out in the woods.
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Thank you, Pastor Ezekial! Brother Williams is certainly filled with the Spirit! I love rockin' out and praising Jesus to his groovy sounds!
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt
If only they could see for themselves the toe-tapping they induce.
YIC,
Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
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Praise Jesus, Sister Phebe! The Braillettes are one of my favorite bands, too! Just imagine - they're blind, yet through the grace of Jesus they can sing! If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is!
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-27-2010, 09:47 PM
I really like Prussian Blue
Girls for God
Ephesians 5:22
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
09-06-2010, 01:30 AM
Antestor - Betrayed:
Lyrics:
"I am in pain
I am... the cursed one
Life is not what it was meant to be
What I didn't ask for has now turned my way
Somewhere in a garden it all turned wrong
Things I once believed in have now turned evil
Yet I pray, "Deliver me from evil"
But another spell pulled me away
Will suicide break the ring of curse
Tomorrow I'll be gone, so don't look for me
I am lying on my death-bed, with chaos in my mind
My life took more than it gave
Betrayed and deceived I will now pass away
And with the gun in my hand, my questions
Are soon to be answered
Will suicide break the ring of cure...
Satan and god, the thought passes my mind
Heaven and hell, it's not up to me
If the Christians that I've seen
Represent the true God of heaven
Then it's not a place that I want to be
But if I'm blinded, please open my eyes
And help my now...
Will suicide break the ring of cure
Tomorrow I'll be gone, then you'll be all alone"
God damn... i love christian Music :-).
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True Christian™
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Good Christian Music -
01-31-2011, 10:10 PM
It has been a while since we had a record swap and I am hankerin' for some new music. My albums are available HERE, but I have linked a few highlights below:
And my personal favorite:
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-05-2011, 10:40 PM
Brother Gabe,
I'll trade you this album for your one with the horse on it.
When I bought this one off Amazon I thought it was about baby chicks. Not, women. I'm afraid it will make me look gay if I keep it.
I've also had A LOT of Organ by the Fire Light and could use a change. I'll trade ya for the "and Then JESUS Came" album. Whaddya say?
But no matter how much you beg for it - you CANNOT have this. SORRY!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-06-2011, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Dodson
Antestor - Betrayed:
Lyrics:
"I am in pain
I am... the cursed one
Life is not what it was meant to be
What I didn't ask for has now turned my way
Somewhere in a garden it all turned wrong
Things I once believed in have now turned evil
Yet I pray, "Deliver me from evil"
But another spell pulled me away
Will suicide break the ring of curse
Tomorrow I'll be gone, so don't look for me
I am lying on my death-bed, with chaos in my mind
My life took more than it gave
Betrayed and deceived I will now pass away
And with the gun in my hand, my questions
Are soon to be answered
Will suicide break the ring of cure...
Satan and god, the thought passes my mind
Heaven and hell, it's not up to me
If the Christians that I've seen
Represent the true God of heaven
Then it's not a place that I want to be
But if I'm blinded, please open my eyes
And help my now...
Will suicide break the ring of cure
Tomorrow I'll be gone, then you'll be all alone"
God damn... i love christian Music :-).
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It reminds me of some kind of African pagan tribal devil worship music that you would hear on some Godless so called history channel.
Send us a postcard from the fiery pit.
[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
PALIN/BACHMAN 2016
With their husbands permission of course
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-06-2011, 06:44 AM
Nothing can beat "Onward, Christian Soldiers" played on the mighty Wurlitzer with the congregation singing.
Praise the sweet name of the Baby Jesus!
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-07-2011, 06:09 AM
The GODLY Mrs. Miller "Dos Her Thing"
ENJOY!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-08-2011, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
The GODLY Mrs. Miller "Dos Her Thing"
ENJOY!
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That woman was wild. I remember my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) used to go into a rage whenever she was on the radio or on the TV. He would literally throw a fit, foam at the mouth and flop around on the floor like a Pentacostal.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-11-2011, 10:49 AM
(Porn link deleted)
I think you will appreciate this
Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 02-11-2011 at 01:48 PM.
Reason: This is a Christian forum, so clean it up.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-12-2011, 06:59 AM
Is the song stairway to heaven satanic? i really don't know. one of the comments said it was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcL---4xQYA
funfact- the lord is greater than you.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
02-12-2011, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev.shields
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Yes it is satanic and if I ever hear that song again, it will be too soon!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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