[Brother Mark Loman]

Wife said she's fed up with me and the church tonight-all churches. In my sudden seething rage and being caught off guard I kinda spit some venom back in her face telling her to get the hell out of the house for good and to go to hell. How DARE her have the audacity to then foolishly throw right back in MY face her "True" feelings of God that she has been secretly harboring and allowing to fester without mine guidance and devout God induced wisdom for sadly the last 5 years, every single God forsaken day-- tick-tock tick-tock, stating that it'd be pointless and a waste of her precious sweet breath in even attempting to lightly touch on the upcoming subjects as she lacked faith that my devolved brain as she put it could keep up or for that matter even be able to barely comprehend a small portion of her "life- changing " - "freeing of the mind"- "new philosophy" on life and God "theory" that her and Satan have foolishly construed- (1st thing popt in my noggin was NEW AGE, Oh No!)- She HAD her chance, 12 PAINFULLY UNFRUITFUL LONG YEARS to share her true inner feelings with me, her husband, her provider and most of all her overseer, the one to guide her in life yet she brazenly waited until I'm almost the ripe 'ol age of 40, sheesh, I might as well have lived my life a celibate or better yet a eunuch this late in the game, especially after the vasectomy I've been praying to be healed of and brought back to my former vibrant "Manhood" of my early 20's so that IF God chooses to be merciful then maybe he will see this poor soul fit to enter into the blissful nirvanaly Heavens Pearly Gates. I'm hoping and praying that God sees fit in his loving merciful ways to somehow cleverly punish her VERY severely for her bold lack of fruitfulness and ineptitude wasting the last 12 years of my life. I'm also hoping and praying God will understand my true feelings and logical reasonings for having a vasectomy, shortly after our soured marriage she revealed to me that she had roughly 10% black in her genes on her mums side (always thought her mom was tarded but no one wanted to hurt her feelings because she was borderline functional but not quite there, walmart material if ya catch my drift) from a Great-Great Grandmother whom had a cleft pallet and stuttered, therefore being forced into prostitution Hence the vasectomy, NO WAY IN HELL am I passing on such decrepit, loathsome and disdainful genes. I chose to rot in hell before letting one more of them 'lil jungle swayin nilgarlet devils spawn sad sack of an excuse of a life into this world, even if it is Satans Kingdom and the bassterd is bound to suffer miserably being another redeeming factor for me, then again I could've did my best to intentionally help make the kids life a living pure living hell before God wisely shipped the 'li shiet off to hell, hopefully sooner than later to spare us all from even having to look at the thing, put it in a circus sideshow for all I care, hell starve the damn thing. At least I could've claimed the little shat stain on my tax return.Anyways, she said she'd had it and couldn't take my "set in stone frame of mind" and that she was scared of my frequent outbursts of anger and temper tantrums and also feared the constant repercussions, hypocrisy and foolish spending of time and money by "forcing" her to cook our weekly mens breakfast which recently turned to "daily mens breakfast in bed" while us men with technology skyped each other, those without the technology ate in silence talking to God, meanwhile our wives obeyed God by cleaning the kitchen and allowing us to praise God for blessing us with such subservient wives, or so I thought, please excuse my hostility as I am an emotional wreck after this huge fight we just had an hour ago, I should cool off before I type as my hands are still bloody and shaking but I feel God wants me to share what she shared with me as soon as possible, hence me sitting here typing this at 4:21 in the morning and I am a little worried the cops may be on there way as she has called them twice in the last two months and my neighbors who witnessed the whole event are heathens who don't see where God and I are coming from and they too have called the cops in the past on me, God tested my faith 3 months ago by allowing the cops to arrest and jail me overnight charging me with assault and battery, domestic violence, falsifying a witness report and excessive use of force with a deadly weapon, still not sure how that one's gonna play out in the end, God tested Job and he's testing me, I'm actually facing 36 months with no chance of parole. Courts on the 4th so please pray that God keeps me safe if I do get locked up as I am a lover more than a fighter and have no tattoos, piercings, scars, gang affiliations or knowledge of "street life", I am sure their conversations will center around narcotics, sex and rock and roll which frankly is about as entertaining as watching paint dry, thankfully, due to my indoctrination as an infant and my constant walk with God ever since and amount of time spent in church, essentially never back sliding and being an wholesome, tithing, non-fasting, regular service attending plus a deacon and a Sunday School teacher right alongside being a clean groomed and pure minded chosen child of God makes those taboo subjects foreign to me- afterall those three things are straight from the pit of hell. My wife, now the ex wife I can now joyfully pronounce also stated that if I'd take my "chicken little" nose- four eyed wearing Mr. Ed smile of a pimple face outta the Bible for a mere 10 seconds, get away from the "mens breakfast crew" who all have eerily similarities and qualities with me, we are all in general jolly ol' nice guys and maybe if I were to even pump some iron I might actually stand a fighting chance in prison and hold my own physically speaking to save me from getting torn up or ripped open too bad- IF I were able to use my brain and be very manipulative and conniving. She sarcastically went onto say that being manipulative should come naturally for me since I had been manipulated and used clever manipulation tactics my whole life. At that point I guess I turned beat red and thats all I could see was the RED- I lost it so to speak and hope I didn't go to far, albeit I did do what God told me to do to her so it must've been right, maybe not by the law of mans standards but by Gods standards I shall reap my reward in Heaven for standing up to this Witches Anti-Christ spirit she and Satan so ravishingly bestowed upon me.

Here's what she told me, I was pretty heated up so missed a lot of her psycho babble but do believe these were her main points- therefore making her a WITCH in mine and Gods book(1611 KJV). God then blessed me by ordering me to cane her but first I had to hear her out.
She said God is a figment of my imagination If God and Satan do exist then they are somewhat of pals. God, deep down iside the pit of his stomach, though without admitting it and knowing he never could admit it, somehow saw the light and finally realized that Satan had a very strong argument that held up about getting pissed off that us wretched sinful humans have ultimate freewill that we throw in Gods face yet the angels have no freewill, resulting in Satan being booted from Heaven kinda in a roundabout way proving he actually did have free will but since he thought of God as a narcissistic immature child demanding undivided worship and attention and therefore wanted nothing more to do with him. Factor in the fact that lowly man will someday judge angels really lit a fire under Satans arse, no pun intended. God realized the absurdity, the stupidity and the cruelty of sending the majority of the human race to hell and a third of the angels including his old pal Beelzebub and how Jesus merely dying once then right back in Heaven 72 hours later was no way as painful as the Hell he so graciously whipped up for his creation. He was embarrAssed of himself and wanted to save some face so he took one for the team saving all our bacon so to speak. God actually learned from his mistake by realizing that if creation got screwed up so early on in the game then surely mankind would also screw up Heaven, especially if given an eternity, my wife said he's not that dumb so he aint coming back for us-ever! After all, mankind could revolt in Heaven given an eternity to stew over the fact of their loved ones in hell and the unfairness of it all. He couldn't take that chance having certain known troublemakers such as Ted Bundy and Brother Jeffrey Dahmer in the midst. Leaving and starting over elsewhere or suicide were better options than being stuck with lowly mankind for eternity with no chance of escape while knowing the whole time those who worshiped him did so out of fear of hell more so then a desire to love him and actually want to spend eternity with Him.

God, having no one to turn to for advice was left dumbfounded and not knowing what to do and unable to admit defeat felt it best to step out of the picture completely and give man and the earth to Satan as a consolation prize. Gods last ditch effort was Jesus dying on the cross, that didn't work either and man became more evil and wicked after the resurrection, turning their backs on God. God was then baffled and dumbfounded and totally washed his hands clean possibly trying to do better in another dimension or universe so us humans could never taint hes second creation. She claims God may also have committed suicide and self destructed, imploding himself into each and everyone of us at a small fraction and that mankind combined as a whole is actually God as a whole and we can become Gods ourselves.

I didn't let her go any further, I calmly walked out back, cut a willow switch, went back in and beat the everliving hell out of her, starting at the shins and slowly working my way up ending with her forehead, She instantly fell to the floor and curled up in anguish muttering something about how I've done went way too far and there will be justice. After packing somethings she sped out the driveway and aint been back. For her sake lets just hope she stays away, the more I think about what she said, the more vengeance I want God to bestow on her.

Please pray that the material possessions to be divided are in my favor rather than hers and that God punishes her for speaking blasphemy as she has done tonight. The fires of hell are heating up.
Brother Mark Loman

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by Brother Mark Loman

God actually learned from his mistake by realizing ...

So God makes mistakes?

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

So God makes mistakes?

No.

If you'll read the Bible, you'll see GOD is all-knowing and therefore knows the outcome of His decisions, even the ones He'll regret, ever before He actually makes those decisions.

For instance, creating man, regretting that He made man, drowning all of mankind except for a few, and allowing them to repopulate the Earth and go on to have the Holocaust was not a mistake, nor poor judgment.

GOD works in mysterious ways.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Bob4God

No.

If you'll read the Bible, you'll see GOD is all-knowing and therefore knows the outcome of His decisions, even the ones He'll regret, ever before He actually makes those decisions.

For instance, creating man, regretting that He made man, drowning all of mankind except for a few, and allowing them to repopulate the Earth and go on to have the Holocaust was not a mistake, nor poor judgment.

GOD works in mysterious ways.

Amen! It even says that the Lord was repented of His manmaking, yet He continues to make us to this day, as long as the abortionists don't thwart His omnipotent will. God never makes mistakes, even when He regrets His own actions. The Lord brings about unintended consequences intentionally.

Genesis 6:6

King James Version (KJV)

6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

[Brother Mark Loman]

Genesis 6:5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

Genesis 6:6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
These two verses have often confused the "lukewarm" so called Christian who lacks wisdom...

James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given to him.

Psalms 18:30 As for God, his way is perfect: The word of the Lord is tried: He is a buckler to all those that trust in him.

So the answer is NO God DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES-
God said it, I believe it, that settles it...
Mark

[Dutch Girl]

You say:

Originally Posted by Brother Mark Loman

So the answer is NO God DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES

Yet here you say:

Originally Posted by Brother Mark Loman

God actually learned from his mistake

Those can't both be true, unless you are admitting the Bible is inconsistent.

[nohate]

Not Helpful
Exodus 21:22-25

“When men strive together and hit a pregnant woman, so that her children come out, but there is no harm, the one who hit her shall surely be fined, as the woman's husband shall impose on him, and he shall pay as the judges determine. But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by nohate

Not Helpful
Exodus 21:22-25

“When men strive together and hit a pregnant woman, so that her children come out, but there is no harm, the one who hit her shall surely be fined, as the woman's husband shall impose on him, and he shall pay as the judges determine. But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.

Please quote from the one True Bible, the KJV1611 Authorized Version whenever posting Scripture. The rest are demonic.

What you meant to post was this:

Exodus 21:22–25

22 If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman’s husband will lay upon him; and he shall upay as xthe judges determine. 23 And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give ylife for life, 24 zEye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25 Burning for burning, awound for wound, stripe for stripe.

[nohate]

Colossians 3:19

Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by nohate

Not Helpful
Exodus 21:22-25

“When men strive together and hit a pregnant woman, so that her children come out, but there is no harm, the one who hit her shall surely be fined, as the woman's husband shall impose on him, and he shall pay as the judges determine. But if there is harm, then you shall pay life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.

Hosea 13:16

Hosea 13:16

King James Version (KJV)

16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by nohate

Colossians 3:19

Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them.

Exodus 22:18

Exodus 22:18

King James Version (KJV)

18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by nohate

Colossians 3:19

Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them.

I said, QUOTE FROM THE KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE ONLY! What part of that did you not understand, boy?

Colossians 3:19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

It says "bitter" not "harsh."