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Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-25-2017, 01:37 AM
As if we True Christians™ have not had to put up with enough, a new assault is coming from the Mattel toy company. Mattel has sold Barbies for decades and little girls like them.
Now Mattel wants to turn Barbie loving little girls into Muslims. The company had big news event pitching Barbie wearing that towel on her head. Little Christian girls will be saying, "Mom, I want to wear one of those Muslim hijabs like Barbie wears."
Mattel throws Hijab Barbie at parents right when we Christians celebrate Baby Jesus. What bigger insult could there be?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-25-2017, 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
What bigger insult could there be?
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None!
Our children need their toys to be proper Christian American role models instead of having parts of their toy's heads covered like terrorists:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-26-2017, 02:43 AM
What's next, a transsexual Barbie in antifa combat gear? Maybe a lesbian Barbie with a Subaru she can drive around in?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-26-2017, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
What's next, a transsexual Barbie in antifa combat gear? Maybe a lesbian Barbie with a Subaru she can drive around in?
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We who believe our culture is in a downward spiral need to step in and eliminate this liberal Barbie. She's been around for decades but she always has Ken, a boyfriend, and never a husband. There is no Barbie-in-an-apron housewife cooking dinner for husband Ken.
Maybe one of our wealthy LBC members could buy Mattel and get this all straightened out.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-26-2017, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
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And we all know what's to follow. The "talking" version. Prototypes are already out there with an English shahada appended to their usual statement. Once they've got it sounding right it will be transplanted. Then what? Animist Barbie?
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
11-29-2017, 04:08 PM
I spent hours with my sister's Barbie(s) and my first thought about these playthings was that the name "Barbie" was referring to her huge, pointy memory glands on her chest. Surely one would be impaled if left to fall on one of the two teats, which resembled a dead heat in a zeppelin race.
My favorite was the Barbie who declared "Math is hard." This was one of the first to proclaim a truth for little girls. Thank the Lord, Mattel didn't produce the Barbie that was supposed to say these things:
"I'm a girl, and I can do anything."
"Women are smarter than men in many ways."
"I don't need a man. I have me."
"Ken and I are just going to live together."
"Wow, Midge sure looks hot in that bikini."
"If it's oral, it's not really s-e-c-k-s."
Much prayer caused Mattel to scrap that particular Barbie, which portrayed her as intelligent, independent, a little bi, and definitely uppity. The example this would have given children is disgusting.
I cried real tears when sis gave up Barbie for teenage things. But her wardrobe was fabulous. It was a refreshing change that helped me become a super-straight, masculine male man, a babe magnet. I will pray against Hijab Barbie! Does anyone know where they are available?
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
12-08-2017, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
As if we True Christians™ have not had to put up with enough, a new assault is coming from the Mattel toy company. Mattel has sold Barbies for decades and little girls like them.
Now Mattel wants to turn Barbie loving little girls into Muslims. The company had big news event pitching Barbie wearing that towel on her head. Little Christian girls will be saying, "Mom, I want to wear one of those Muslim hijabs like Barbie wears."
Mattel throws Hijab Barbie at parents right when we Christians celebrate Baby Jesus. What bigger insult could there be?
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This Really IS a Kick in the Teeth to Fine White Americans...
I Cannot Believe How Rapidly These "Muds" Have Poured Into The United States, Not to Mention, Europe as Well... It Makes Me VERY Sick to My Stomach!
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Re: Say no, I mean NO, to the Hijab Barbie -
12-08-2017, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by whiterules46
This Really IS a Kick in the Teeth to Fine White Americans...
I Cannot Believe How Rapidly These "Muds" Have Poured Into The United States, Not to Mention, Europe as Well... It Makes Me VERY Sick to My Stomach!
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Interesting word, "muds." It implies a dirtiness deep within the essence of the person. I couldn't agree more. However, I think a better word to use is Jesus' own word(s), "filthy rags." You see, anyone bearing an unregenerated soul - and make no mistake the Muslims do, but so too do the Catholics, the Methodists, the Homosexual, Lukewarm Baptists (Revelation 3:16), nay, most people, including those who identify as Christians (Matthew 7:21) - is like a filthy rag unto the LORD (Isaiah 64:6). Mud can be washed clean, but have you ever tried to a mess created from menstrual blood?
So before you get on your high horse about the Muslims, make sure Jesus doesn't see you in the exact same light.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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