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06-24-2014, 06:54 PM
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...I have nothing to feel sorry about...Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts...
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Why would that be something to be sorry about, if you're so into not needing some mythological h8r's approval?
I think someone's still letting religious bullshit infect their thinking.
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06-24-2014, 11:23 PM
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Now this is what the world needs more of!!
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And the world needs less of you so...
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06-24-2014, 11:28 PM
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Hi, my name is Johnny. I am a 19 year old sinner. Drug user. Fornicator. I commit and indulge in adult acts like drinking (ps the blood of Christ will get you smashed if you funnel it) Smoking pot, mmasturbation, piercing and inking my flesh. Dying my hair. And I convert people to think for themselves and not what a higher power might tell them.
Im not here to apologize for any of my actions. I have nothing to feel sorry about. Ive smoked pot for 5 years. Never once had the urge to have any gay sex or any gay thoughts. My girlfriend can attest to this. A better world would be a world without religon. Where people can think and do for themselves. Not having to worry about being judged by some invisable hippy in the sky who probably smells like rotting flesh and afish concert.
If there is a god and a heaven. When i die. Ill wait in line until i get to the gates. Ill stand there right in front of saint peter. And before he can even see if ive done more good or bad in his book. Ill light up a joimt and blow it in his face. Hopefully ill have enough time to whip my Johnson out to piss on his podium before falling to hell. Ill gladly go to hell. Ive enjoyed the things I do/have done/will continue to do (theres no stopping me) because it doesnt hurt anyone. And it sure as hell doesnt hurt me. And if God is going to damn people for being who thy are and doing what they WANT to do instead of damning them for not following an old ass dusty book written millions of years ago. Then id call God, Jesus, and all of his apostles a bunch of Cock-munching sissy-ass bitches. And id swan dive to hell. Id rather play pool in Hell with Kurt Cobain and his half-face anyway while Bob Marley amd Jimmy Hendrix rolls up a blunt.
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I died reading this. OMG the piss on the podium part my room mate came in to check on my. Funniest thing on this site. :biglol
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06-24-2014, 11:51 PM
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And the world needs less of you so...
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Ok, then, what am I that the world needs less of me?
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06-28-2014, 05:52 AM
Apparently this is the latest craze among dope addicts.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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06-28-2014, 07:17 PM
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If anyone doubts the the marijuana kills, just take a look at the following testimony. Proof positive!
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you dont acually snort marijuana you smoke it so i think your currently talking about cocaine?
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06-28-2014, 07:24 PM
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you dont acually snort marijuana you smoke it...
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Who put you in charge of the drug-taking rules?
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06-28-2014, 08:16 PM
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you dont acually snort marijuana you smoke it so i think your currently talking about cocaine?
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Hogwash. The instructions given by dope addicts clearly show snorting it with a syringe. If you can't trust a druggie for anything else, you can certainly trust him to tell you how to take the drugs.
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06-29-2014, 01:59 AM
A veritable truth. And we all know the facts: when people be smoking the green heebie jeebie they empty their mind, at which point satan's minions, which are always present and just waiting for their chance, joyfully take possession of the lost soul. And this is why those hippies make such good music. The Bible says that Satan made music in heaven.
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07-02-2014, 08:26 AM
you guys are FREAKS. weed is HARMLESS. Smoking weed does NOT kill you, or make you gay, or make you a bad person. you people are just brainwashed piffles, stop taking the bible so seriously you insane freaks.
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07-02-2014, 08:33 AM
I can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.
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07-02-2014, 10:44 AM
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you guys are FREAKS. weed is HARMLESS. Smoking weed does NOT kill you, or make you gay, or make you a bad person. you people are just brainwashed piffles, stop taking the bible so seriously you insane freaks.
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I can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.
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Yet more flawless logic from the reefer-deranged.
Son, if you can put the marihuana needle down for a moment, can you tell us how your drug-fueled rage caused you to hate Jesus?
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07-02-2014, 12:44 PM
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I can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.
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You know, Polesmoker, religion aside, do you really think the USA would be better off if the entire population sat around snorting pot? We couldn't have prevented September 11 if we were all stoned. Think about it.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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07-02-2014, 12:57 PM
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I can't believe how stupid you people are. it is literally impossible to snort marijuana. do at least a bit of research before looking like an absolute retard on the dumbest website known to man.
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Snort it, inject it, drink it: it is all the same to a junky. The dopes, the magical mushrooms and the cracks coccaines are all the same to a junky.
An express elevator to Hell, going down
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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07-02-2014, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Snort it, inject it, drink it: it is all the same to a junky.
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Notice he didn't deny the suppositories junkies use to get their fix right into their bloodstream via the capillaries in their ripped and torn rectal lining.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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07-02-2014, 06:41 PM
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Notice he didn't deny the suppositories junkies use to get their fix right into their bloodstream via the capillaries in their ripped and torn rectal lining.
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Very true, sister.
We've all seen the 'Trains Spottings' where Ben had to force a nine inch drug dildo up his nether
When will these hippy atheist anal perverts come clean and admit what it is really all about?
That's right: anal sex
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
The Drugs and the anal sex go limp wristed hand in hand
The only way an analist can hold down a victim (yes, they are all victims ) is by drugging them or by engaging the services of a lesbiopath (and we all know they are stronger than normal people) and most of the gaywise cannot afford to pay lesbionic strong arms to ply their filthy trade so they use drugs.
And atheists don't see this as a problem?
This is probably because Atheists cannot feel love. They have animal coupling in the way of rutting beasts: pawing at each other's clothes in darkened rooms, closets, and toilets when ever their managers are out of the building.
1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.
When will people open their eyes to the sin around them?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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07-02-2014, 06:52 PM
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When will people open their eyes to the sin around them?
YIC
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Oh Brother, it makes me weep! I can feel the Spirit moving me to weep like Jesus, as I can see the gays through Jesus' Eyes: sad, pathetic, self-loathing, disgusting, repulsive, lost.
And so I pray. I pray they will open their eyes to just how much they hurt Him.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Marijuana Kills! -
07-10-2014, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
If anyone doubts the the marijuana kills, just take a look at the following testimony. Proof positive!
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Does the bible say anything about drugs? I could use that to get some Christians to stop smoking, it would really help.
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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07-10-2014, 08:10 AM
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Does the bible say anything about drugs? I could use that to get some Christians to stop smoking, it would really help.
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1 Corinthians 6:19 - What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
1 Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Galatians 5:19-21 - Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are [these]; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told [you] in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
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07-10-2014, 08:39 AM
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Does the bible say anything about drugs? I could use that to get some Christians to stop smoking, it would really help.
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King Solomon, the wisest man who EVER lived (1 Ki 3:12), took up heavy drinking for a while -- as an experiment, of course.
Eccl 2:3 I sought in mine heart to give myself unto wine, yet acquainting mine heart with wisdom; and to lay hold on folly, till I might see what was that good for the sons of men, which they should do under the heaven all the days of their life.
But he concluded that drunkenness (and pretty much everything else) was pointless.
Eccl 2:11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
The only way to find meaning and purpose in life is to keep God's commandments.
Eccl 12:3 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
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