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Re: Masturbation -
01-22-2007, 08:55 PM
Also another thing you shouldn't be calling me sick and pervesed, because you were the one who put this god damn avatar on my account. Do you remember or have you suddenly developed altzimers.
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01-22-2007, 08:58 PM
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Also another thing you shouldn't be calling me sick and pervesed, because you were the one who put this god damn avatar on my account. Do you remember or have you suddenly developed altzimers.
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01-22-2007, 09:05 PM
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So you like to touch male genitalia away from your heterosexual friends? It's no wonder. They'd be as disgusted at the thought as we are.
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I don't think this has anything to do with homosexuality, as most people would prefer to masturbate in privacy.
That picture is not of a chronic masturbator, it's got to be a burn.
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01-22-2007, 11:37 PM
Yeah and just because someone masturbates doesnt mean they are chronic, usually chronic masturbators go to the "happy house".
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01-22-2007, 11:43 PM
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I don't think this has anything to do with homosexuality, as most people would prefer to masturbate in privacy.
That picture is not of a chronic masturbator, it's got to be a burn.
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Yeah and just because someone masturbates doesnt mean they are chronic, usually chronic masturbators go to the "happy house".
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Why don't you two homers get a room? Do you think we want to listen to you spout off about your perverted lifestyle? It has been already pointed out to you that the Bible condemns self-gratification. All True Christians know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
You make Jesus sick.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-23-2007, 12:09 AM
Thank you sir, but I do believe we were discussing the act of masturbation, not masturbating with each other.
I really don't care if I burn in hell. I would rather play in the Major Leagues, make millions of dollars, and have a good time than wait for the Rapture, something that will never come, and read scripture, which is totally useless to me.
It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.
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01-23-2007, 12:10 AM
Ezekiel, where did I say that I masturbate? I'm pretty sure I said "most people," not "I love to jack off for hours and hours."
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01-23-2007, 12:16 AM
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It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.
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With the Demoncrats in control of Congress Washington is hardly a safe place for any respectable person. One would be lucky not to be sexually molested the minute they step of the plane at the airport. Sadly our Godly nation's capital has sunk to the level of some foreign hell hole like San Francisco, California.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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01-23-2007, 12:21 AM
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Ezekiel, where did I say that I masturbate? I'm pretty sure I said "most people," not "I love to jack off for hours and hours."
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To defend sin is to embrace it. I know a sinner when I see one. If you have come into our Godly forum to mock Jesus and persecute Christians, then you are certainly hellbound anyway.
As for your desire to "play in the major leagues", what do you imagine eternal damnation as? A Sunday afternoon baseball game? The Bible says that God most people will not make it to Heaven. That would make your league the minor one.
“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33)
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Masturbation -
01-23-2007, 12:46 AM
Well, I never read the scripture that people post, so that was a waste of your time.
My religion believes that God is a forgiving God, and everyone can be forgiven for any sin. So, if there is such a thing as heaven, I am going there no matter what.
Hit me with any bulls**t scripture you want, it's not going to make me convert or lessen the fact that the King James Bible is not the only Bible out there.
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01-23-2007, 12:49 AM
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It's the 21st century. Do you think you will get ANYWHERE with your blatant racial stereotypes, your..."different" theories, and the belief that Abraham Lincoln was a terrible president? Ok, go over to Washington D.C. and say that Lincoln was a terrible president and that African Americans are inferior. Let's see how long you will last in the real world, not your little safe haven in Iowa.
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01-23-2007, 12:53 AM
Could you tell me where, so that I can read the answer? Or are you just going around the question?
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01-23-2007, 12:59 AM
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Could you tell me where, so that I can read the answer? Or are you just going around the question?
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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1790
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
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01-23-2007, 02:30 AM
I think someone deleted the post thanking you for showing me this
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01-23-2007, 03:02 AM
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I wish i could edit that, because i messed up the font.
But 98% of adults? Wow that would mean that you are lying people. The only reason they dont have another 2% is for people without dicks or who cannot masturbate due to medical issues.
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Friend you are a VILE ABOMINATION in the eyes of the Lord Jesus! REPENT SINNER HOMER!! How dare you use the "D" word on this GODLY forum! Just who do you think you are to come here to God's ONLY True Christian forum and bring your FOUL MOUTH along for the ride. Sonny you're not in some two-bit sleazy bar or in one of your homer bath houses! This is GOD'S FORUM and we DEMAND you respect it as such. In the future DO NOT use the "D" word!! Please be aware that there are young children made to study God's forum and that there are many GODLY women on this forum as well. HAVE SOME RESPECT YOU HEATHEN UNSAVED TRASH!!
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Re: Masturbation -
01-23-2007, 04:28 PM
Well... ok.. i didn't know the d word was a swear word. But looks like this forum is overprotected of adult ears. I have yet to see any children on this website.
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01-23-2007, 04:39 PM
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Well... ok.. i didn't know the d word was a swear word. But looks like this forum is overprotected of adult ears. I have yet to see any children on this website.
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Try a mirror. How old are you? 14?
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Re: Masturbation -
01-24-2007, 06:42 AM
I'm just shocked at all this. I thought I had accidentally would up in the Church of the Priapus, a venerable Tallywacker Tabernacle.
Real Christian men do pay a price for obeying God's laws against Onanism, they get sperm headaches when it backs up into their system. They do bear it in silence, unlike women who seem to constantly complain of "having a headache".
All you little circle jerkers out there need to know that the practice leads to premature ejaculation, something the women complain about while talking amongst themselves.
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01-24-2007, 07:52 AM
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I'm just shocked at all this. I thought I had accidentally would up in the Church of the Priapus, a venerable Tallywacker Tabernacle.
Real Christian men do pay a price for obeying God's laws against Onanism, they get sperm headaches when it backs up into their system. They do bear it in silence, unlike women who seem to constantly complain of "having a headache".
All you little circle jerkers out there need to know that the practice leads to premature ejaculation, something the women complain about while talking amongst themselves.
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Sperm headaches? True Christian Men don't need to worry about them, at least not the married ones, as all TC women submit to a Godly seeding whenever their husband wants to.
The best way to ensure plenty of little Soldiers for CHRIST is for a man to seed his wife frequently so as to increase the chances of the GOOD LORD blessing them with a child.
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Re: Masturbation -
01-24-2007, 03:12 PM
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Why don't you two homers get a room? Do you think we want to listen to you spout off about your perverted lifestyle? It has been already pointed out to you that the Bible condemns self-gratification. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
You make Jesus sick.
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