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Default Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 06:09 PM

Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

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Default Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 06:27 PM

This is a very disturbing turn of events. I'm afraid that, at best, we have a case of severe backsliding. A worst case scenario may well involve demonic possession. My advice is to consult with your Pastor for guidance. At the very least, stern rebuking is required here. Beatings and even exorcism may be indicated.

This is very serious, friend. Your husband is unlikely to recover without assistance. Act immediately before it is too late.


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Default Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 06:33 PM

Thank you, sir.

As we live in the most Godless part of England, our pastor is my most beloved father and I shall consult him immediately. I am so terribly afraid. Not least for my sons, whose tender age makes them particularly vulnerable to such a demonic presence in our home.

I pray to the Good Lord that my husband can be saved. Else, what am I to do? Feeble and weak-minded as I am, I should be lost if my husband turned away from our Faith. He is a good man, sir, but he is daily exposed to such debauchery and sin that I am ever fearful he will be tainted by its stench.


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Default Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 06:33 PM

Sister let me begin by telling you I am praying for you and your husbands safety. May God keep you.

It's a well known fact that satan controlls much of the media. And our Lord strictly prohibits taking part in anything satanic. Very little of what is on the portal is worth the eyes of Christians.

Psalm 101:3-4 tells us to run from seeing evil, saying "I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person"

1 Thessalonians 5:21-22 says "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good Abstain from all appearance of evil."

We know media can try to change our Christian views, of which Matthew 24:4 says "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you."

I am praying for your protection from the evil one sister



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Default Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 06:38 PM

Thank you so much!

I hope that God sees fit to save my poor husband before he can be damaged by this evil device. Even now I hear its chanting and chattering through the walls as I hold our sons close to me. Oh, please Lord. Have mercy on him.

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Prayer Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 07:09 PM

I am praying for you.

Yes these material things tend to be able to distract and mislead people into doing stupid perverted things.

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Default Re: Cursed Machine - 07-10-2015, 07:15 PM

Thank you, sir. Your prayers are gratefully received.
The shock has sapped me of what little strength I had and I am quite exhausted.

I have spoken with my blessed father and he is coming over as soon as he can. Until then, I shall take my sons to our prayer room and beg God to release my husband from this demon.

It is bad enough that he must spend his days and nights working tirelessly to covert whores and faggots to the way of Christ, but that he should be drawn in by them is too much for my poor heart to bear. I pray that this is only a test of our Faith and that we shall endure.

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Thank you, sir. Your prayers are gratefully received.
The shock has sapped me of what little strength I had and I am quite exhausted.

I have spoken with my blessed father and he is coming over as soon as he can. Until then, I shall take my sons to our prayer room and beg God to release my husband from this demon.

It is bad enough that he must spend his days and nights working tirelessly to covert whores and faggots to the way of Christ, but that he should be drawn in by them is too much for my poor heart to bear. I pray that this is only a test of our Faith and that we shall endure.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
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Love Jesus Re: Cursed Machine - 07-12-2015, 03:01 PM

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Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
Dear Faith, you just need to remember that your husband is the head of the household, therefore, he knows better.

1 Corinthians 11:3 - But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.

Just ask him to put "parental lock" (he'll know what that is) on every channel except for TCT and the Godly Fox News. (I assume these channels are available even in godless England). Problem solved.
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Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
As soldierofchrist said, satan does in fact controll most of the media. However, if used right, it could be a great improvement to your household. You can be informed of the great evils and goods of the world, all through the trustworthy FOX news, of course.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Dearest friends,

I find myself disturbed! My husband has tonight returned home with a television! He was so proud to show me the awful thing and the horrendous contents it contains. I have, of course, been told of the evils of television and the depravity to which it is a portal. I am afraid for my dear, beloved husband. What am I to expect now that he has brought this devil's gateway into our home? Am I right to be afraid? My father always said that a man's hands are to hold his Bible, ply his trade and discipline his family, but what shall I do now that my husband occupies one of his hands with the beastly remote? Is it true that the devil can possess a person through the screen? Will demons enter my house? I am so frightened, I am quite beside myself. I have read so many threads here, detailing the evils of these machines and I fear for my husband's soul.

In service of our Holy Father,

Faith
Sister Basilla is spot on. I'm sure your husband has the best intentions- and maybe even a little NASCAR for him and some Paula Deen for you.
On the other hand I've seen some of the filth on English TV. My ex-wife kept going on about some lady named Mary Crawley until a finally tuned in. What a slut.


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