[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

As usual, I've been ahead of my time, but finally, other Republicans are catching up with me. I've always said that we should ally with the Islamists, seeing that they agree with us on everything politically relevant. Now, the National Organization for Marriage is taking my advice!

The National Organization for Marriage has a campaign in the Middle East, to whip up anger against gays and western businesses. The goal is to make them "pay the price" for disagreeing with Biblical/Sharia law:

Listen to their conference call here.

The National Organization for Marriage is pledging to continue its efforts to ensure that companies that back same-sex marriage pay a “price” in Middle Eastern countries that are hostile to gay rights...During the call, one participant cited Starbucks, which endorsed gay marriage legalization in Washington, and General Mills, which spoke out against the proposed gay marriage ban in Minnesota. The participant asked what could be done “to stop the wave of corporate sponsorship of gay marriage.”

NOM President Brian Brown responded by saying that NOM was targeting the international business of companies that support same-sex marriage such as Starbucks, which NOM also hit with a national boycott effort this year. Brown said the aim is to make these companies’ political stances known in countries in the Middle East and elsewhere that generally do not support same-sex marriage, or homosexuality in general.

“Their international outreach is where we can have the most effect,” Brown said. “So for example, in Qatar, in the Middle East, we’ve begun working to make sure that there’s some price to be paid for this. These are not countries that look kindly on same-sex marriage. And this is where Starbucks wants to expand, as well as India. So we have done some of this; we’ve got to do a lot more.”

So in short, we've seen gays tortured to death in the Middle East. We've seen American businesses destroyed and their employees killed on superficial religious pretexts:

Muslims protest Obama by burning his favourite business.
Take that, homo-promos!

The National Organization for Marriage's response: "we’ve got to do a lot more".

Earlier this year, NOM announced that it was taking “Dump Starbucks” campaign “international.” In a statement at the time, Brown said that

“DumpStarbucks.com online ads will also start running in Egypt...United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Oman and Kuwait...[to energize] millions of customers and partners who support traditional marriage in the Middle East..."

Now, in the Middle East, traditional marriage means polygamy. Of course, anyone who has actually read the Bible knows traditional marriage also means polygamy here. I've always argued in favour of polygamy - once again, I'm ahead of my time, though the rest of the GOP is catching up with me.

A nice side-effect of this is that by making foreigners boycott and/or burn American businesses, it will keep the economy in recession, which is the official Republican strategy.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Good work National Organization for Marriage, the strategy is working:

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

14 January 2016, Jakarta, Indonesia: Starbucks bombed, 8 dead

22 March: Brussels airport Starbucks bombed, 34 dead

Homo-promos, I point my finger at you and say "YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN!"

[RegofChrist]

Finally someone realises that Islamists are actually servants of God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by RegofChrist

Finally someone realises that Islamists are actually servants of God.

As indeed we all are, ultimately. The difference is, who serves Jesus willingly (True Christians™), and who serves Jesus because He manipulates their movements to achieve His Desired Results (everyone else). Just like Jesus raised up the Chaldeans against the Jews (Habakkuk 1:5–11), so He raises up the moon worshipers against Limp-Wristed, Sodomy-Obsessed America. America, you see, is His newest and best Chosen People. He will not allow us to be infected forever.

So fear not, dear. Jesus will punish the pedophile-nations when He comes again in Glory to judge everyone, and will grant True Christians™ the privilege of splashing our feet in the blood of our enemies (Psalm 68:23).

[H. Montague Worthington]

I know that Islamists generally prefer to kill the gays with stoning, so perhaps the National Organization for Marriage can suggest they add small jagged pebbles to their bombs in place of other fléchette anti-personnel materials they're currently using (nails, razor blades, etc.) This nifty win-win solution would kill two gay birds with one bomb.

You really have to hand it to the National Organization for Marriage... they can continue to use terror methods to eliminate their enemies while letting the Islamists take the blame. Similar to Wall Street and Republicans shifting the blame to aspiring homeowners for the 2008 international economic crisis.

[Bob4God]

I'm proud to see the National Organization of Marriage is taking action to energize Muslims. I've never thought that Muslims were particular enthusiastic about religion and could use all the help they can get to stand up for their convictions, even if they do mess up the details now and then.