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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-31-2015, 10:45 PM

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So again we are back to the hypocrisy of atheists. You claim not to believe in God, yet embrace the same divine mandate against homosexuality. There really are no secularist arguments against being gay.
As a True Christian, that Anal Sex is wrong. A man should not engage with sex with any other man or attempt Anal Intercourse with a female, especially his Wife.

Anal Sex is a sin. Stop doing it or face hell.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-18-2015, 10:42 PM

Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-18-2015, 10:50 PM

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Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you
Say, why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! We’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in this wicked, dark world. For your convenience, you can read this primer for noobs. If you'd like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scripture in which the LORD says it first. Please be courteous and mind your manners. If you find something offends you, refer to this helpful essay for advice. Professor Enobarbus explains Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-18-2015, 11:34 PM

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Hello, I am french.
My condolences!

How does it feel to be a spineless coward?


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 12:16 AM

I'm french

Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ?

are you christian ?

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 12:43 AM

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 12:54 AM

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PLEASE MODERATOR

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?
See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

In Christ


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 12:55 AM

Mary Etheldreda,

you said " why not keep your disgusting perversions to yourself and instead tell us about yourself! " ???

Is the language of the Christians ?

Do not you love the truth ?

I do not want to stay on such a site

PLEASE, How do I unsubscribe from your forum
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 01:02 AM

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See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

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foolishness?

Have-you seen the video ?

So do not talk about what you have not seen . May God open your eyes !
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 01:20 AM

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Hello, I am french.
Please, look at this video, and you will understand that this tv show " smallville " is corrupted by Luciferian or freemason :

[PERVERTED SCAT VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

God bless you
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See that little "X" up in the corner? Click it. No one will read your foolishness anyway.

In Christ
there is no "X" up in the corner

Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 01:38 AM

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there is no "X" up in the corner

Please, can you give me the link to unsuscribe ?
It's up in the right corner of the screen.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 02:19 AM

how can I delete my landoverbaptist account ?

There is no "X" up in the corner!!!

if someone wants to do it for me :

My pseudo is " salimou "

My password is " salim0727 "

thank you !
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 02:21 AM

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I'm french

Do I understand correctly what you said to me ? --> " foolishness " ?

are you christian ?

How do I unsubscribe from your website ?
Dear Salmonella;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 07-19-2015, 02:37 AM

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You are probably freemason.

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Devil Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-21-2016, 01:51 AM

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Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.

it's funny how you claim to be persecuted by non believers, when you guys murdered, raped, pillaged, plundered, burned, tortured, maimed a lot during the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, and even now. Kind of ironic, don't you think.
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Lightbulb Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 12-21-2016, 03:05 AM

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it's funny how you claim to be persecuted by non believers, when you guys murdered, raped, pillaged, plundered, burned, tortured, maimed a lot during the Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Trials, and even now. Kind of ironic, don't you think.
What does that have to do with us? The Inquisition was orchestrated by Papist cultists and, similarly, the crusades were all about Catholic Muslims killing other Muslims. No True Christian™ ever took part in those. While the Papists may cry out Jesus's Sweet Name, they have never ever been among His chosen.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Witches are another issue, one that Jesus is very clear about.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


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