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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-04-2012, 11:06 PM
Commie nonsense singer Eduard Khil will now get to trololo in hell. I wonder whether that's the sound of someone gargling satan's sulfurous spunk.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-07-2012, 01:58 AM
Ray Bradbury, "satanic fiction" writer behind Fahrenheit 451, died yesterday.
Wonder if he's checking the temperature in Hell, to see at what temperature a human soul ignites?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-08-2012, 03:21 AM
Another communistic rock singer got sent on his way to satan's lair today. Jesus pulled the trigger, don't you know it.
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Bob Welch, Ex-Fleetwood Mac Guitarist, Commits Suicide
Bob Welch, a former member of Fleetwood Mac, was found dead in his home in Nashville on Thursday (June 7) from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
According to the Nashville police, Welch shot himself in the chest, and his body was discovered by his wife around noon. The police told WKRN-TV, Nashville's local ABC station, that Welch had been suffering from health issues recently and that he left a suicide note.
The Los Angeles-born guitarist joined Fleetwood Mac in 1971, when the band was beginning to evolve from its initial setup as a hard-edged British blues combo into a polished pop/rock act. Welch played guitar and contributed vocals on five Fleetwood Mac albums, Future Games, Bare Trees, Penguin, Mystery to Me and Heroes Are Hard to Find, the band's first to crack the U.S. top 40. He was also responsible for penning two of the band's early hits, "Sentimental Lady" and "Hypnotized."
Welch left the band after Heroes, an opening that paved the way for Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham to join, which re-energized the group and launched the band toward their long-desired commercial success and future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction in 1998.
After leaving the band in 1974, Welch later formed the British rock group Paris in 1976 and found success as a solo artist. His 1977 album, French Kiss, reached platinum status and spawned three hit singles: "Ebony Eyes," "Hot Love, Cold World" and a re-recording of "Sentimental Lady," on which Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie and Lindsey Buckingham provided backing vocals.
Welch was 66.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2012, 05:33 PM
Some pie-thieving coon died. Famous for inciting riots and resisting arrest. I hope Jesus sends more of these uppity types to hell.
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Rodney King, key figure in LA riots, found dead
LOS ANGELES – Rodney King, the black motorist whose 1991 videotaped beating by Los Angeles police officers was the touchstone for one of the most destructive race riots in the nation's history, died Sunday. He was 47.
King's fiancé called 911 at 5:25 a.m. to report that she found him at the bottom of the swimming pool at their home in Rialto, Calif., police Lt. Dean Hardin said.
Officers arrived to find King in the water and unresponsive, with no signs of foul play. He was transported to Arrowhead Regional Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:11 a.m, Hardin said.
The San Bernardino County coroner will perform an autopsy within 48 hours.
The 1992 riots, which were set off by the acquittals of the officers who beat King, lasted three days and left 55 people dead, more than 2,000 injured and swaths of Los Angeles on fire. At the height of the violence, King pleaded on television: "Can we all get along?"
King was stopped for speeding on a darkened street on March 3, 1991. Four Los Angeles police officers hit him more than 50 times with their batons, kicked him and shot him with stun guns.
A man who had quietly stepped outside his home to observe the commotion videotaped most of it and turned a copy over to a TV station. It was played over and over for the following year, inflaming racial tensions across the country.
It seemed that the videotape would be the key evidence to a guilty verdict against the officers, whose trial was moved to the predominantly white suburb of Simi Valley, Calif. Instead, on April 29, 1992, a jury with no black members acquitted three of the officers; a mistrial was declared for a fourth.
Violence erupted immediately, starting in South Los Angeles.
Police, seemingly caught off-guard, were quickly outnumbered by rioters and retreated. As the uprising spread to the city's Koreatown area, shop owners armed themselves and engaged in running gun battles with looters.
During the riots, a white truck driver named Reginald Denny was pulled by several black men from his cab and beaten almost to death. He required surgery to repair his shattered skull, reset his jaw and put one eye back into its socket.
The police chief, Daryl Gates, came under intense criticism from city officials who said officers were slow to respond to the riots. He was forced to retire. Gates died of cancer in 2010.
In the two decades after he became the central figure in the riots, King was arrested several times, mostly for alcohol-related crimes. He later became a record company executive and a reality TV star, appearing on shows such as "Celebrity Rehab."
In an interview earlier this year with The Associated Press, King said he was a happy man.
"America's been good to me after I paid the price and stayed alive through it all," he says. "This part of my life is the easy part now."
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2012, 05:48 PM
If everyone was a Christian, then we would all get along.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2012, 08:16 PM
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If everyone was a Christian, then we would all get along.
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As you are a woman and a bit soft in the heart and head I will forgive you for leaving out the most important part of that statement. I'm sure you meant to say "if everyone was a True Christian, and knew their place, everyone would get along."
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2012, 08:20 PM
A negro with a swimming pool? I thought those bastards couldn't swim.
Guess I was right!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-17-2012, 08:21 PM
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Yet another Kennedy has been sent to Hell by Jesus. Man, how many of these Catholic Cockroaches are there anyways?
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I don't know, there must be a list somewhere of all the white people on welfare.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-21-2012, 11:53 AM
Painter for Playboy, LeRoy Neiman will now get to do some impressionistic scenes of his fellow sufferers in the lake of fire.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-21-2012, 08:11 PM
A queermosexual porn star died at what for a gay is a ripe old age, namely, 30. His life, such as it was, shows how low the bar is to be a celebrity in homer circles.
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Erik Rhodes, 30, a 6-foot-4, 258-pound gay pornographic-film star who died last Thursday in Manhattan from a heart attack after a nearly decade-long career that had made him an unlikely celebrity in some New York social circles. He appeared regularly on Page Six, spent time with the designer Marc Jacobs, was profiled in magazines that had nothing to do with pornography, and shot an ad campaign for Loehmann’s.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-21-2012, 08:25 PM
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queermosexual porn star Erik Rhodes died at what for a gay is a ripe old age, namely, 30.
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Did he die from the dreaded Dehydration from Incontinance scourge ? ?
The train carrying his body won't pass through Freehold, will it?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-21-2012, 08:54 PM
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Did he die from the dreaded Dehydration from Incontinance scourge ? ?
The train carrying his body won't pass through Freehold, will it?
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Over the last few years, he had also been the author of a harrowing (and frequently clever) Tumblr feed, on which he detailed his escapades escorting, his rampant steroid use and his stories of winding up in psychiatric wards after crystal meth binges.
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Things went from bad to worse. Mr. Rhodes got into fights with boyfriends, and the police would be called. Famous friends like Mr. Jacobs, who did not respond to calls for comment for this article, fell away. Mr. Rhodes went from using steroids to dealing them. And then, a few years ago, he tested positive for H.I.V.
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On June 13, after a night in which Mr. Rhodes was hired along with another escort to perform for a wealthy client (according to text messages later read by his brother), the two men continued the evening on their own, having sex and doing drugs. But Mr. Rhodes quickly realized that he was not feeling well and cut the evening short.
Once home, he apparently went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead in a hospital shortly thereafter, his brother said.
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Steroid-pumped drug addict prostitute dies of heart attack. No film at eleven.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
06-21-2012, 09:01 PM
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Steroid-pumped drug addict prostitute dies of heart attack. No film at eleven.
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Yeah Same Old, Same Old, I guess.
Good ridance to Bad Rubbish!
What will it take to make the young people see this is what the "bi-curious" fad leaves to?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-03-2012, 04:49 PM
Andy Griffith once portrayed a kind sheriff in Mayberry, North Carolina.
But never did he promote Godly messages. Did he punish the town drunk? No, he let him sleep it off. Did he arrest Aunt Bea for making a fancy dinner on Sunday? No, he sat himself down and ate the fruit of her illicit labor. But once one had seen the show, it was impossible to rid oneself of that horrific earworm of a theme song.
In later years, he portrayed the antique attorney Matlock, to the excitement of old folks everywhere. Again, never a Christian message.
For spending half a century in front of the camera and never once making an effort to tell people about Jesus, I have no doubt Andy Griffith has received his ticket for the Hell Train!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-04-2012, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Andy Griffith once portrayed a kind sheriff in Mayberry, North Carolina.
But never did he promote Godly messages. Did he punish the town drunk? No, he let him sleep it off. Did he arrest Aunt Bea for making a fancy dinner on Sunday? No, he sat himself down and ate the fruit of her illicit labor. But once one had seen the show, it was impossible to rid oneself of that horrific earworm of a theme song.
In later years, he portrayed the antique attorney Matlock, to the excitement of old folks everywhere. Again, never a Christian message.
For spending half a century in front of the camera and never once making an effort to tell people about Jesus, I have no doubt Andy Griffith has received his ticket for the Hell Train!
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ENJOY HELL Andy the homer! I hope you can whistle your theme song while being butt raped for ALL of ETERNITY!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-04-2012, 03:02 AM
I've always been suspicious of the writers of The Andy Griffith Show, or, Mayberry RFD, or whatever it was called.
Aunt B had no husband. The various male characters seemed to have no wives. The show was a subtle message that Mayberry was a den of sinful homerism
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-04-2012, 03:19 AM
The man was an outright communist. He helped Obama take over America! He helped trick seniors into supporting Obamacare!
I'm sure he's being buttraped by every demon in hell right now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-06-2012, 09:44 PM
OMG... no one told me my prayers were answered ! ! !
That sassy young upstart actor who was parading around neckid on the show Spartacus (as in CUSS-word) was struck dead! GLORY ! ! !
God™ really played this one PERFECTLY!
He let the little panty-flasher work his whole life for recognition, then when he got his first big job on U.S. soil he got catapulted to fame THEN SHOT DOWN before Season 2 even started ! ! Died a fast but horrible death from cancer, too.
Buh-bye! A lesson to all young people headed to Hollyweird: God™ Doesn't Like It!! (PS: He was also from Wails and taking jobs away from American, tax-paying actors.) (Burn Baby Burn!)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-06-2012, 09:51 PM
I am sure his death was listed as 'Colon Cancer' but we all know it was from demons (like Slim Pickens) riding his homersexual sex partners male member into Andys rectum .
Chalk yet another win for Jesus!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-06-2012, 10:01 PM
I mean Come On, People: God™s making it really clear here.
You take off your clothes in the movies, you die.
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