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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 04:30 PM
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We all have our faults built into us. Designed by God the Universal Designer and we all matter: that's what Jesus landed on Earth for. To show us he made us for a better life.
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Of all the drivel included in this post, I have decided to single out the most deluded statement. We do not have "faults built into us"!
The Lord is Perfect and HE does not build faulty structures. He gave us free will and a choice to sin or obey and everyone chooses to sin. That is why Jesus died on the Cross--to atone for our sins with His perfect blood.
Only He lived in perfect obedience to God and so His sinless blood was the ONLY acceptable sacrifice to cover our smelly sins so that God could receive us in his Perfect Divine Presence.
There, have I explained that in simple enough terms? Given your ignorant pronouncements regarding the races and lack of True Understanding regarding God's provision for them, I am not sure that I dumbed down the story of Salvation enough to allow your witless head to receive this knowledge.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
09-11-2016, 07:44 PM
I am surprised that you even show your face here after being involved in the murder of our dear sister's husband. I can see you now, pocketing the $50 it took for you to point the AR 15 at poor Brother Malamute or whatever his name was, as he stood by the Buick with one headlight just as a small dog ran across the road, chasing the gray cat up an elm tree and that guy in the Malcolm X t-shirt sneering as the Reverend fell to the ground, hitting his head on the beer bottle that was left by some darkie litterer.
Have you no shame?
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-05-2022, 07:15 PM
I learned of a Godly effort that might solve several problems at once. It is a church that refuses to bring orphans from other countries and races into the U. S. for adoption by white parents.
If one goes to orphanages in, for example Africa, he will find rooms full of children. Even some Bible believing churches have given money to improve those places and often promoted adoption in the U.S. It turns out most of those children have at least one living parent and the orphanage knows who the parent is.
The church I'm talking about goes to the parent and says, "How much money do we have to pay you to take your kid back." Maybe there is a little extorsion here, but worse business deals have been made. It is the kind of business deal that makes Jesus smile. Races and poor people remain on the continent where God intended them to stay. And communities like Freehold do not have to pay for these children's education. Talk about a win win.
I'm looking forward to sending money from Landover Baptist to keep this great idea going forward.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-11-2022, 01:25 PM
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Of all the drivel included in this post, I have decided to single out the most deluded statement. We do not have "faults built into us"!
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-21-2022, 01:07 AM
I thought it was 'Black Lives Master' and I have been waiting for my checks.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-21-2022, 03:09 AM
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I thought it was 'Black Lives Master' and I have been waiting for my checks.
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I think it's "Black Lies Matter." Lies like "He was a good boy," "He dindu nuffin," "Going to church every Sunday," "He was unarmed," "My baby weren't on no drugs," "He ain't steal them Nikes" and so on. Nothing but darkie falsehoods.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-21-2022, 07:46 PM
Orphans from these sh*thole countries are criminals and rapists and drug dealers. When President Trump is restored to the White House, I hope he'll put a stop to foreign adoptions of minority children. Then we won't need to send handouts to starving, brown-skinned welfare queens abroad. They need to take personal responsibility by getting up off their behinds and working for once. Spending missionary money on anything other than converting heathens (or necessary expenditures such as upgrading Pastor Ezekiel's private jet) is just creating a culture of dependence.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-21-2022, 08:18 PM
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Orphans from these sh*thole countries are criminals and rapists and drug dealers.
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The real issue is the source of the orphans. Poor and unbelieving people have sex, breed babies and then die because of a lack of hard work or having the good sense to avoid bullets and IEDs.
If these folks will not get right with Jesus and start restraining themselves voluntarily, then maybe it's time to put something in the water. And in places lacking easy access to clean, potable water, we may need to go airborne. If it works with Covid, maybe it could work with some sort of anti-horniness, anti-aggression chemical compound. What do we have to lose?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-22-2022, 01:26 AM
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The real issue is the source of the orphans. Poor and unbelieving people have sex, breed babies and then die because of a lack of hard work or having the good sense to avoid bullets and IEDs.
If these folks will not get right with Jesus and start restraining themselves voluntarily, then maybe it's time to put something in the water. And in places lacking easy access to clean, potable water, we may need to go airborne. If it works with Covid, maybe it could work with some sort of anti-horniness, anti-aggression chemical compound. What do we have to lose?
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Testify, sister!
Nipping it in the bud is what needs to be done. It disgust me to constantly think about big booty nigresses being slammed into oblivion by well muscled mandingo savages.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-22-2022, 02:59 AM
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If these folks will not get right with Jesus and start restraining themselves voluntarily, then maybe it's time to put something in the water.
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Amen and AMEN.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-23-2022, 12:31 AM
I believe they tried that in Flint, MI. Does anyone know how it worked out?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
01-23-2022, 02:43 AM
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I believe they tried that in Flint, MI. Does anyone know how it worked out?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-02-2022, 05:05 PM
For a scam to work, the scammer has to be at least somewhat convincing. Blacks clearly do not believe their co-racialists' lives matter, or they would not be killing each other at apocalyptic rates in every city and country they "enrich" with their presence.
That raises a simple question: if they know the product they're selling is worthless, why the heck would any of us buy it?
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-02-2022, 06:32 PM
The real problem with the whole "Black Lives Matter" movement is that it is not based on a Biblical valuing of life but on some nonsense "Enlightenment" ideals.
Black lives do matter, of course, and they do so to the same degree and under the same conditions outlined in the Bible. Following the Bible faithfully and precisely is the only way to sort out all the confusion and unrest in this country over race relations.
Spiritually, in regards to the promise of Salvation and our responsibility to obey God, we have these words to reassure us:
Galatians 3:28
There is no Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female, for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
However, this verse was never intended to upset the social order that God instituted back in the Garden of Eden, nor did Paul mean for it to be used to free slaves or turn all of Jesus's followers into gender-neutral, non-binary snowflakes who can't stop pushing their pronoun proletariat playbook down people's throats.
In the First Century Church, slaves are advised to be obedient and women are told to be quiet. That's the Bible Way® and clearly those lives do matter to God or He would not have sent the Holy Spirit to inspire the Apostles to write down a set of instructions for them to follow.
Titus 2:9
Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things, not answering again.
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Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 02:34 AM
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However, this verse was never intended to upset the social order that God instituted back in the Garden of Eden, nor did Paul mean for it to be used to free slaves or turn all of Jesus's followers into gender-neutral, non-binary snowflakes who can't stop pushing their pronoun proletariat playbook down people's throats.
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Thank you for the Scripture and for your observation, above. I did attempt to collect the various pronouns which constitute thinking of oneself as neither male nor female. Although I got up to 428, when they started combining categories my calculator was unable to get a final number due to its extremely large size. It would be 428 x 427 x 426 x 425 x 424 x 423 x 422 x 421 x 420 x 419 x 418 . . . x 3 x 2 x 1 if anyone cares to work that out, the same as working out how many anagrams you can have for so many letters in a crossword clue.
So the pronoun combinations have probably been exhausted. Do you think they'll start demanding their own adjectives next? Adverbs? What about new nouns and verbs? The sky's the limit! Imagine introducing yourself: "Hi. My name is Frau Blücher. My pronouns are zig, zog, zug. My adjectives are eqquine, amœboid, dancing, prancing & lugubrious. My adverbs are stunningly, beautifully, caringly, thoughtfully, strictly and my nouns are discipline, thought, mare, stallion, foal, piglet and Martian. I do not use gerunds. Please do not suggest ‘dancing’ & ‘prancing’ are whatever a gerundive is. Verbs. I acknowledge a number of verbs which you can read here.." [presents list] "..which need to appear in one only of Webster's, Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries. Verbs may appear additionally in Collin's and Macquarie dictionaries but only once in the other three. That covers North American, Scottish, Australian, English and New Zealand usage. Please remember to affirm my use of ligatures (when the option exists) in amœboid and attendant nouns, Ćsop and similar proper nouns; umlauts should never be replaced with the letter e in either speech or text. My vowels are .. .. .." you'd be there all night! I think that special adjectives will be the next tripwire from this cohort with adverbs coming up real soon.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 02:48 AM
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Although I got up to 428, when they started combining categories my calculator was unable to get a final number due to its extremely large size. It would be 428 x 427 x 426 x 425 x 424 x 423 x 422 x 421 x 420 x 419 x 418 . . . x 3 x 2 x 1 if anyone cares to work that out, the same as working out how many anagrams you can have for so many letters in a crossword clue.
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Hi Mitza, I asked my computer to do that for you. It got back to 309 and then it stopped and told me it does not want to do googolplexes. I am sorry that I could not be of any help there. The only conclusion I can draw here is that the solution to your question would be ´a lot´.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 03:34 AM
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Hi Mitza, I asked my computer to do that for you. It got back to 309 and then it stopped and told me it does not want to do googolplexes...
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The function 1 x 2 x 3 x ... x n is called a factorial (though Mitza has written it out the other way around), and her example would be represented by 428!, which, yes, is a "lot". So much of a "lot" in fact that if your computer was powerful enough to give you an exact answer, it would have so many digits spanning down the page that you wouldn't be able grasp the scale, and the answer would be meaningless.
Fortunately, there's a workaround; adding the logarithms. Then the mathematical problem becomes log(1) + log(2) + log(3) + ... + log(428), yielding an answer certainly inside the bounds your computer memory could handle. But: the total give by the summation above is the exponent of the answer, not the number we're looking for. So we need the antilogarithm, and we can do a good-enough approximation* of that by hand (don't try the computer; it will balk again).
*even if it won't give an exact answer, the answer it does give in this case is more meaningful to human brains because it at least gives a scale to the answer
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 04:17 AM
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The function 1 x 2 x 3 x ... x n is called a factorial (though Mitza has written it out the other way around), and her example would be represented by 428!, which, yes, is a "lot". So much of a "lot" in fact that if your computer was powerful enough to give you an exact answer, it would have so many digits spanning down the page that you wouldn't be able grasp the scale, and the answer would be meaningless.
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That makes sense.
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Fortunately, there's a workaround; adding the logarithms. Then the mathematical problem becomes log(1) + log(2) + log(3) + ... + log(428), yielding an answer certainly inside the bounds your computer memory could handle. But: the total give by the summation above is the exponent of the answer, not the number we're looking for. So we need the antilogarithm, and we can do a good-enough approximation* of that by hand (don't try the computer; it will balk again).
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I tried that. This time the computer said I was an idiot, the answer was 42 and I should look for the question. Computers...
Edit: Some rough calculations brought it to 10^10^10^56. Maybe we will find that out after roughly the same amount of years.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 04:33 AM
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That raises a simple question: if they know the product they're selling is worthless, why the heck would any of us buy it?
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A very wise young man once wrote: "N[egroe]s are stupid and violent. At the same time they have the capacity to be very slick." They can wheel and deal, shuck and jive, pimp and hustle. When it comes to pushing drugs, fencing stolen loot, "axin fo a dolla," and pulling the wool over the eyes of apathetic liberal-leaning civil servants, the Negro is in fact highly clever, crafty, and hard-working (Jeremiah 13:23)
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Re: Black Lives Matter -
02-03-2022, 02:02 PM
I try to be openminded about these people. Obama was portrayed as a very smart person. Now, they are portrayed as intellectual and competent. False history is being taught that race was at the top of the wealth and leadership class in ancient times.
Where is the gratitude for saving black people from a life in Africa? White people bought them, gave them free tickets across the ocean. Now they sit in high-rise offices running things and can't seem to remember who gave them all this?
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