[Titus Templeton]

Just had an intensive prayer session. And quite often simple logic comes into my mind and I see some interestic truths. Like many atheists say it's wrong to give your children a religion. But shouldn't they then also not give their children a surname? It's kind of wrong giving your child a surname that it has to have all his life. It can't decide if it want's to have that name, right? So atheists stop giving your children a surname you double standart people!

[lol meme]

For one thing, assigning a bullshit strict religion for your kid to follow for the entirety of their lifetime or else they "burn in hell" for all eternity is pretty piffleed up to be honest. Secondly, giving your kid a surname doesn't affect their lifestyle, they can even choose to go by a different name or even change their name legally once they are old enough. So, no, you're dumb, your entire stupid fundamentalist church is dumb, and if god was real he would probably despise all of you.

[lol meme]

By the way, I'm a lesbian, mixed race atheist. Is your mind blown yet?

P.S., I ***demonic possession-induced references to unnatural fornication removed by moderator*** my girlfriend this morning.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by lol meme

For one thing, assigning a bullshit strict religion for your kid to follow for the entirety of their lifetime or else they "burn in hell" for all eternity is pretty piffleed up to be honest. Secondly, giving your kid a surname doesn't affect their lifestyle, they can even choose to go by a different name or even change their name legally once they are old enough. So, no, you're dumb, your entire stupid fundamentalist church is dumb, and if god was real he would probably despise all of you.

Dear Miss Meme,

I highlighted the part of your post that can cause irreparable harm to young people. In God's Word it is clearly stated that you could not be more wrong. Instead, Jesus tells us that unless you follow His footsteps, you are really going to burn in Hell for all Eternity. The Bible could not be more straightforward when it comes to this matter, the matter that matters the most as Eternity is a much longer time than some sorry fornication-filled decades on Earth.

Revelation 20:15
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by lol meme

...and if god was real he would probably despise all of you.

This is what pisses me off about most atheists. Their gods are all such wimps.

[Des]

Originally Posted by lol meme

By the way, I'm a lesbian, mixed race atheist. Is your mind blown yet?

We True Christians™ are not shocked by the filth and debauchery that the faithless revel in. It is after all your perversions that led to reject God.


I know, I know. You rebellious children think your behavior is unique and shocking. But Jesus has seen it all before, and He has a special and safe warm place for all you snowflakes.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by lol meme

By the way, I'm a lesbian, mixed race atheist. Is your mind blown yet?

We here at Landover Baptist have read the Bible. Trust me, our minds were blown long before you toddled onto this forum.






Pleasantly Yours,
Handmaiden

[lol meme]

...The thing is that we don't believe in a god though. That's the whole point.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Des

I know, I know. You rebellious children think your behavior is unique and shocking. But Jesus has seen it all before, and He has a special and safe warm place for all you snowflakes.

Amen, Brother Des! The expression "a snowball's chance in " springs to mind - though in secular scientific theory a snowflake, however special, is going to be destroyed a lot quicker. But it will in fact be a destruction that lasts for eternity. And serve them right!

Revelation 14:11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by lol meme

...The thing is that we don't believe in a god though. That's the whole point.

But you do (or you wouldn't have mentioned it). This is a "god" that, even though they're responsible for the creation and maintenance of an entire universe, with trillions of galaxies, each with billions to hundreds of billions of stars, still has time to make sure that every life form on every planet circling every one of those quintillions of stars is "nice" to others ("nice" fitting your definition).

And it cares about YOU (of course), enough to "despise" other members of this species that you feel are doing wrong.

Any evidence of the existence of said being? Nope? Still doesn't stop you from mocking those who believe in a God that they actually have evidence for (the Bible), and claiming that YOU know the true mind of the god that you claim to not "believe" in.

That's some vanity-fueled weaksauce, right there.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

But you do (or you wouldn't have mentioned it). This is a "god" that, even though they're responsible for the creation and maintenance of an entire universe, with trillions of galaxies, each with billions to hundreds of billions of stars, still has time to make sure that every life form on every planet circling every one of those quintillions of stars is "nice" to others ("nice" fitting your definition).

And it cares about YOU (of course), enough to "despise" other members of this species that you feel are doing wrong.

Any evidence of the existence of said being? Nope? Still doesn't stop you from mocking those who believe in a God that they actually have evidence for (the Bible), and claiming that YOU know the true mind of the god that you claim to not "believe" in.

That's some vanity-fueled weaksauce, right there.

Ecclesiastes 11 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.




Self-effacingly Yours,
Handmaiden