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Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 89 0.44%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 20,076 99.56%
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Default Re: God Hates Asexuals - 03-27-2014, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by BreakingMinds View Post
Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant.
They are the same! Perversions like asexuality and necrophilia are equally spitting in the face of baby Jesus and breaking against God's commandment.

Genesis 9:7 And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.

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