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View Poll Results: Is Asexuality a Perversion?
Asexuality is okay according to the 1611 KJV 23 2.21%
Asexuality is a perversion akin to homosexuality and bestiality 1,018 97.79%
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:26 PM
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Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant.
They are the same! Perversions like asexuality and necrophilia are equally spitting in the face of baby Jesus and breaking against God's commandment.

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Asexuality (just like beastiality, homosexuality, race mixing and other sexual perversions) makes me want to puke. God wants to you have children, many children, that you should train to be soldiers for Christ, and in order to do this, you have to have sex, GOD wants you to get married and SEE YOU have sex. Do you think that you are in a position to stand up to God's will? I am saddened and disgusted to see that you have chosen to be an asexual pervert and a part of the LGBTA community (Lesbian/Gay/Transgender/Asexual)

Think you can get away with being an asexual? Well maybe in this life, but certainly not in the hereafter. All perverts gets raped in hell, but i can guarantee you that Satan will rape you twice as much as the other perverts for your choice to be an asexual
Again, what is wrong with being asexual. I'm asexual and nobody I know has a problem with it, people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
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...people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
And if teacher doesn't give you an "A"/daddy doesn't get you a pony, do you threaten to hold your breath 'til you turn blue?

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Again, what is wrong with being asexual. I'm asexual and nobody I know has a problem with it, people's ignorance towards the orientation frustrates me to the point where I want to repeatedly bash my head against a brick wall.
Ever heard of a married woman who enjoys it? Of course not, they're all frigid. That doesn't excuse them from their wifely, God-ordained duties. Neither does your lack of interest excuse you from executing God's commands. All you're doing is whining. Man up!
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Well, this comment illuminates the fact that you clearly don't understand asexuality at all. Comparing it (making it equivalent) with necrophilia is completely outrageous and irrelevant. Asexuality is feeling no desire or need to engage in sexual activity, necrophilia on the other hand is the engagement of sexual activity with dead corpses; maybe buying a dictionary and looking up the difference would be a genius idea because you blatantly had no clue that they are nothing alike. Besides, what's wrong with asexuality anyway?
Asexuality contributes to the global demographic meltdown, and the Fukushima disaster is a judgment from God for their failure to procreate.
Another big earthquake in the same area means bye bye Japan.
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The reason why millions of young men are given anti depressants might be surprisingly obvious: the deprivation of their right to sex.
Living in a relationship were your girlfriend deny your right to have sex do often trigger many of the symptoms which psychiatrists wants to treat with psychotropic drugs. CCHR stands up for making sex a universal human right, akin to food and water.
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And if teacher doesn't give you an "A"/daddy doesn't get you a pony, do you threaten to hold your breath 'til you turn blue?

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No, not really. Besides, I get A grades and do not want a pony.
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Ever heard of a married woman who enjoys it? Of course not, they're all frigid. That doesn't excuse them from their wifely, God-ordained duties. Neither does your lack of interest excuse you from executing God's commands. All you're doing is whining. Man up!
Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.
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Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.
Don't be silly. We don't care what you do or don't do with your little manhood. The LORD, however, cares deeply. And because we care about you, we want you to avoid an eternity of Hell. If you love your little Johnson and want to play with it or tuck it away and forget about it forever, that's no sweat off our backs, dear. We're just extending to you the message that God Loves You, He loves you enough to have sacrificed His Own Son to die temporarilty in order to pay your debt of sin, a debt you can never pay yourself. The least you could do is thank Him, don't you think? But instead of thanking Him, you whine and fuss about who should decide how your talliwacker is happiest. Who cares? You have that with you for 60, maybe 70 years, then for all eternity you can either rue these choices you're making today, or you can join us in Heaven praising the Good Name of Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God! Is your little fella so dear to you that you'd rather spend all eternity suffering unspeakable torture just so you can decide to keep it in your pants? Surely your mother taught you to make choices better than that.

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No, not really...
Then why do you expect this threat of self-harm (when you don't get your own way) to be taken seriously here?

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Whining? I don't whine. I'm not executing 'God's commands' I am simply saying that asexuality shouldn't be a problem at all.
Isn't that exactly what I'm saying? Your asexuality shouldn't be a problem. No one even cares about your asexuality as long as you just do your job of making sure your wife keep pumping out the babies.
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