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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 08-31-2013, 09:33 AM

If you travel high enough the earth is actually round. Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this. This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
Ok you hate gay people
Ok this group is predominantly white
Ok you hate porn and sexuality
BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 08-31-2013, 09:53 AM

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If you travel high enough the earth is actually round. Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this. This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
Ok you hate gay people
Ok this group is predominantly white
Ok you hate porn and sexuality
BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
So you think the Bible is retarded. Ok. Fine. You aren't the first or biggest or baddest infidel who denies what is PLAINLY taught in Holy Scripture (see Matthew 4:8). You're a sorry objector and by no means the worst opponent Christianity has ever faced. Piss off.



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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 08-31-2013, 01:47 PM

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If you travel high enough the earth is actually round.
please read the 478 other pages of this thread, the flat Earth has been proven again, and again, and again...and again.


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Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this.
Because you think we are too stupid or narrow minded to understand the 'theories' by ourselves. So you, a community college dropout who took half a physics class, are trying to give us some insight.

We get what the "scientists" are saying, we just know it is wrong.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;

Psalm 19:4 Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun,
Psalm 19:5 Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, and rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.


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This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
I only like fresh tarts, they're never as good the second day

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Ok you hate gay people
This verse is pretty clear

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Ok this group is predominantly white
I was not born white, but have achieved it by prayer, careful study of The Bible, and a little thing called God's Grace (it's actually quite huge)

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Ok you hate porn and sexuality
1 Corinthians 6:18-20 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

God doesn't want us to think with our dirty parts

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BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
Not many people, but some of the Manasseh and the Ephraim must have.


Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

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Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 09-01-2013, 09:26 AM

I just went to the edge of the Earth and jumped off. God intelligently pulled me back up. We had a good chat.


2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 09-01-2013, 01:12 PM

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Well then that makes two of us...having a nice chat with God and Jesus about how retarded this website.
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 09-01-2013, 04:36 PM

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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! - 09-01-2013, 06:33 PM

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Well then that makes two of us...having a nice chat with God and Jesus about how retarded this website.
Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

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Well then by your post I have proven my statement correctly, however I can be sure that if truly there is a place in the afterlife call hell. Then you're correct about Jesus laughing while watching us burn. That's right both of us. Well then, maybe then we would have the same opinion, until then cheers~


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Why does following word of God annoy you so much?
Why does believing what is proven in front of you,annoy you so much?
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Why does believing what is proven in front of you,annoy you so much?
Because it doesn't match what we know of reality from the Bible and because Jesus wants us to believe in what has not been proven in front of us. He wants us to believe without having seen evidence.

Jn 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.


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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 10-08-2013, 05:43 AM

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What are you talking about? The silly theory of gravity, debunked here, teaches that objects attract each other, and heavier objects pull stronger than lighter objects. The balloon test proves that gravity therefore is a lie, as well as that the earth can't possibly be a globe.
But the piece of paper is more strongly attracted towards the earth because its waaay heavier than the balloon. So it falls down right?
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We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that.


1) Jump!

Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?
Easy. Assuming that earth is spinning, the surface beneath your ground is moving at 700-1000 mph along direction x. You yourself are standing on the surface and since you are not in motion relative to the surface, along direction x you are moving at the same speed. The initial position of the surface is given by [x0 y0 z0]. The trajectory of the earth surface in 3D-space for sufficiently small timeframes is described by the equation [x(t) y(t) z(t)]=[x0 y0 z0]+t*[vx vy vz]. The square brackets indicate a vector, for simplicity's sake we set the other components vz to 0. (Which is valid unless you experience some seismic activity like a volcano eruption which brings things up technically we are on a circular trajectory, but one turn takes 24 hours, a jump a second - negligible, unless you plan on staying in hair for several hours) We chose the coordinate system such that the x-basis vector is coaligned with your movement trajectory, so the vy becomes 0. the trajectory of the earth after the duration of the jump is now described [x(tau) y(tau) z(tau)]=[x0 y0 z0] +tau*[vx 0 0]=[x0+tau*vx y0 z0]. You jump is executed orthogonally to the movement trajectory of the earth - you jump up, not in the direction of the earth's movement, that's what you required earlier. Since upwards is z-wards in our coordinate system, your movement is described by [xyou(t) yyou(t) zyou(t)]=[xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+t*[vxyou vyyou vzyou]. In the beginning, our movement is coaligned with the earth, so that expression reduces to [xyou(t) yyou(t) zyou(t)]=[xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+t*[vx 0 0]. Now you jump. This jump is along z. After tau, you hit the ground again, which is at the same height, were you started (just jump upwards, you hit groundlevel again hsortly which is where you startd from)

Now after the jump your coordinates are [xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+[tau*vx 0 0]= [xyou0+tau*vx yyou0 zyou0].

So after the jump, both the earth' position as well as your own one have shifted by tau*vx. Of course, in a fixed coordinate system, you would have moved a decent distance. However, since you move your frame of reference with the same speed, relatively speaking, you end up where you were before.

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If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.
Try it on a very even street with your eyes boud. You won't be thrown out o the car, I guarantee you.

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2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.
Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. The ballon is a very inappropriate example since mass determines the strength of gravitational force. If you blow up a balloon, you don't increase it's mass significantly. So you may as well do the experiment with a noninflated ballon.

Then, unfortunately, gravity isn't such a nice being that just stops somewhere. The paper is still subject to earth's gravity. Sure the ballon has a mass of, say a few grams. Earth has a mass of 6*10e21 t. Or more than a thousand trillion trillion tons. Thats roughly a trillion trillion trillion fold the weight of the balloon. Sure the piece of paper will fall down.

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Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.

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The ideas you've raised have been addressed (and lovingly corrected) in the thread already. Please to back to the beginning and read until you understand.

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Your understanding of science is horribly horribly wrong. Scientists will get sick when they see you in action. If you use assumptions to prove things, you can prove absolutely anything.

E.g. assuming aliens from the planet Zork control our government would explain why they get nothing done.

So stop assuming and start reading the Holy Bible to get the actual facts!


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But the piece of paper is more strongly attracted towards the earth because its waaay heavier than the balloon. So it falls down right?
The weight of the papewr does not change friend. What does change is if the Words of Jesus are on that paper. Think about how desires can move mountains.


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Your understanding of science is horribly horribly wrong. Scientists will get sick when they see you in action. If you use assumptions to prove things, you can prove absolutely anything.

E.g. assuming aliens from the planet Zork control our government would explain why they get nothing done.

So stop assuming and start reading the Holy Bible to get the actual facts!
You got me wrong there, I am not disproving the bible, I am disproving the original poster because he has made the big mistake of devising actual experiments, not quoting the holy book. Which seems to be a topic about which he does know nothing.

My opinion about your congnitive abilities have been laid out in threads about Denmark and Ireland and by extension they are valid her too since you are the same person. If you don't understand something, there is no shame in asking questions. You may know more about the bible than I do, but I knew MUCH MUCH MUCH more about science experiments than you, the original poster and half of the true christians on this forum combined after I left elementary school. By now I have undergone high school, college education and PhD studies in an experimental science, so please stick to what you know and try not embarass yourself too much.


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You got me wrong there, I am not disproving the bible, I am disproving the original poster because he has made the big mistake of devising actual experiments, not quoting the holy book. Which seems to be a topic about which he does know nothing.

My opinion about your congnitive abilities have been laid out in threads about Denmark and Ireland and by extension they are valid her too since you are the same person. If you don't understand something, there is no shame in asking questions. You may know more about the bible than I do, but I knew MUCH MUCH MUCH more about science experiments than you, the original poster and half of the true christians on this forum combined after I left elementary school. By now I have undergone high school, college education and PhD studies in an experimental science, so please stick to what you know and try not embarass yourself too much.
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Yet another assumption. You don't get science at all and that is never going to change. You just don't have the needed brain capacity. And no, you did not do college education and PhD studies in an experimental science. That's a lie and everyone visiting this forum knows that.


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Self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, self, etc. .
Look. I have read those experiments time and again. And time and again I have experienced them myself to be true.

The problem with scientists is that

  • 1. They do not have God’s overview of the entire Universe
  • 2. They pridefully consider themselves to be Satan’s elite troops
  • 3. They are ready to contradict each other
  • 4. The change their mind an use the code “new discovery” in the hopes that folks will believe this lie instead of the old one.
  • 5. Scientists rely on faith – faith not in God, but in themselves.
  • 6. Scientists rely on faith – faith that the first scientists were right, even though they now say they were not.
  • 7. Man is fallible, unworthy, unable to explain the Mysteries of God, yet scientists say that they have the answer –
Answer me this if you are so clever – “Magnets, how do they work then?”





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Yet another [/SIZE]assumption. You don't get science at all and that is never going to change. You just don't have the needed brain capacity. And no, you did not do college education and PhD studies in an experimental science. That's a lie and everyone visiting this forum knows that.
No, solid fact, mentally very very old man. You want to see my degrees?

Your understanding of science is very limited, which is understandable given that your mental capabilities are very limited, but the problem is going to solve itself sooner or later. In todays modern age of technology knowledge of the holy bible is not a markatableskill, the science stuff (roughly most of what you condemn as satanistic is science, whereas what you claim to be science is mere belief) is actually what drives our economy. Since you have no markatable skills whatsoever and the USA's welfare system is very barebone, for lack of another word, people like you are simply going to die out.


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