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Default Homos "Quite Happy" in the USA! This must stop. - 06-06-2015, 08:31 AM

A survey of 115 000 sodomites across the world has found that the USA is "quite a good place" for the gaywise to live (my quotation marks). The same applies to the UK and other countries.

Of course , you won't be surprised to learn that Iceland is the number one refuge for the anally insane and Uganda has more going for it that it would initially seem.

Interestingly, several countries around the world, including good old Libya and Greenland, deny having homos at all.

There has been some progress in the UK towards remedying this disturbing situation after David Cameron appointed Nicky Morgan and Caroline Dinenage to the Equalities Office. Both Mrs Morgan and Mrs Dinenage are anti-homer, and voted against recent gay marriage legislation, so their appointments mark the start of the fightback.

Equality is for Straight folk too! Good work, Prime Minister!

However, I don't hear much news about what's being done economically or politically to stop the US of A becoming a bastion for buggery. Maybe you can help me with that?

I can't vouch for the accuracy of the research as it was carried out by gaysexuals, and their rectally ravaged brains may have been unable to properly interpret the data, but here's the link, if you're brave enough to view it.


Numbers 10:9 And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

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Default Re: Homos "Quite Happy" in the USA! This must stop. - 09-15-2015, 11:29 PM

I know that the homosexuals have parades where they prance around like idiots, spreading their message that pervert is the new black and that any normal person is some sort of freak. Christians are not about freak. Christians follow The Bible.

The Bible is explicitly anti-pervert, anti-sodomy and anti-dis-your-husband. Therefore I am happy to contribute some simple fabric designs using remnants I have available right now. They are good quality and I'm offering a few "slogans" already sewn on so that you can cut a simple top, sort of like a T-shirt, to suit your parade colours as appropriate. It is so important to remind the public that there are still standards, that these are defined in The Bible and that we have a positive message even as the prevailing mood out there slithers down the gurgler.
Romans 1:26-27 KJV
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
There is an alternative to trollop and rent boy; visit your local Bible believing Baptist Church to find a reliable value system with standards that never change.
Sodomy leads to hell.
Biblical family values are anti-gay.
Secular standards produce moral decrepitude.
We are anti-paramour, husbands put that floozy down.
but it's not all negative and that is what we celebrate in our parades, the positive values and a sense of fun
Pro-abstinence
Pro-nature as God intended and as God has described and this does not include massage parlours
Pro-wife
What homosexual can say that? Here is a small selection of patterns, the lettering edged with a bias binding and I can accommodate any preference for parade themes or catchy slogans which need not be dull or boring and I've included a couple of lively examples. Other colour combinations are also available.



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Default Re: Homos "Quite Happy" in the USA! This must stop. - 09-15-2015, 11:57 PM

My suggestions on the subject of how to change the current comfort level of perverts in America have all been rejected by my neighbors as being too extreme. I then even offered to provide the ammunition at my own expense, provided that I would get a receipt from the home owners association for use as a tax deduction. I was shouted down and accused of being violent and lacking understanding.


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Default Re: Homos "Quite Happy" in the USA! This must stop. - 09-16-2015, 12:13 AM

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My suggestions on the subject of how to change the current comfort level of perverts in America have all been rejected by my neighbors as being too extreme. I then even offered to provide the ammunition at my own expense, provided that I would get a receipt from the home owners association for use as a tax deduction. I was shouted down and accused of being violent and lacking understanding.
I've found that savages always play the "violent" card when confronted with standards that challenge their lifestyle choices. God has spelled out HIS standard for sexual propriety but the heathen just wants to do the opposite. When we advocate The Bible as our standard and then enquire whether that standard complies with secularist laws we find that most of God's Laws have been made illegal. That's called integrity. Godless scum cannot recognise this.
Ezekiel 24:6-13 KJV
Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum is therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it! bring it out piece by piece; let no lot fall upon it. For her blood is in the midst of her; she set it upon the top of a rock; she poured it not upon the ground, to cover it with dust; That it might cause fury to come up to take vengeance; I have set her blood upon the top of a rock, that it should not be covered. Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city! I will even make the pile for fire great. Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned. Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and that the filthiness of it may be molten in it, that the scum of it may be consumed. She hath wearied herself with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum shall be in the fire. In thy filthiness is lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee.
The relationship between filth, lewdness and scum is set out quite clearly there. Scum are easy for us to identify because God has made the connection. That's where the word "scum" as applied to trollops and man-whores comes from. Woe is their lot.
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Default Re: Homos "Quite Happy" in the USA! This must stop. - 09-16-2015, 06:09 AM

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My suggestions on the subject of how to change the current comfort level of perverts in America have all been rejected by my neighbors as being too extreme. I then even offered to provide the ammunition at my own expense, provided that I would get a receipt from the home owners association for use as a tax deduction. I was shouted down and accused of being violent and lacking understanding.
Violent? VIOLENT? This nation was built on violence. Godly, righteous violence grounded in the principles of Jesus flipping tables and God smiting the enemies of His faithful. Why if Jesus had had an M16 those moneychangers would have known the meaning of the word violence.


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