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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Another Godly publication -
04-20-2009, 06:25 PM
Praise Jesus ! We are blessed with another fantastically accurate publication furthering the Word of God.
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Jesus — Will He Ever Return?
Plus: What Glenn Beck Knows
In these deeply troubled times, the question rises to the fore: Is Jesus Christ about to come back?
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GLORY !
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Location: Surrounded by hippie vermin
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Re: Another Godly publication -
04-21-2009, 06:00 AM
How can Glenn Beck know anything? He's a Mormon, for Heaven's sake!
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Re: Another Godly publication -
04-21-2009, 08:46 AM
Well, they do have an exclusive with Mike Huckabee:
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Mike Huckabee's exclusive Newsmax interview about Christ's return
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Debate Moderator (and participant) Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate Louder Than Reason
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Re: Another Godly publication -
04-21-2009, 09:09 AM
This publication talks the talk but does it walk the walk? The Wash O'Hanley Show has been ready for Christ's return since the Janet Jackson Super Bowl nipple slip and have set up all the amenities that a celebrity Messiah would want to make his second coming in style, and all we're asking in return is for an exclusive interview.
I can't go into too great of details about what we're offering (we wouldn't want Limbaugh to one up us) but let's just say the guest goody bag includes a free bikini wax at Rita Hazan Salon in New York City, a T-Mobile Sidekick LX, a clear plastic wine bottle filled with chocolate-covered raisins and a bottle of Glen Beck's tears.
And to up the ante we've removed all of the nails from our station (even the load-bearing ones).
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Another Godly publication -
04-21-2009, 12:24 PM
Gosh I sure would like to have that worldband radio.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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