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Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-04-2009, 11:27 PM
I'm putting this is the lounge because it's just a half-constructed thought - a "Mr. Jingles" so to speak. It goes like this:
Shouldn't the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrant populations?
Both the USA and Europe need illegal immigrants - they both need cheap, uncomplaining labor forces, an ethnically divided inferior class, and someone to blame for economic distress.
My point is that we both have the wrong immigrants. America has hispanics, while Europe has Muslims. Both groups would be perfect across the Atlantic.
Hispanics would fit right in with Europe - they already speak a European language, have a European religion, and have females with big bottoms, something Europe has a shortage of.
Muslims, on the other hand, would fit in right here. I know this sounds strange, but consider that on almost every issue out there, Muslims agree with conservative Christians. The only things we disagree on are "should we invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity". And they don't seem to mind when we kill their leaders, so that brings the disagreement down to "Should we invade their countries and convert them to Christianity". Minor differences, that can be delt with easily - especially once we've invaded their countries and converted them to Christianity.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-04-2009, 11:49 PM
An interesting thought, Brother Jeb, but what about all the efforts made to fight them OVER THERE, before they get OVER HERE?
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-04-2009, 11:53 PM
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[...]Shouldn't the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrant populations?
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Out of the box thinking Brother Jeb.
All these muslim types speak a variety of languages; this would be an advantage - Hispanics in their Millions want the USA to speak Spanish - the muslim lot do not share a common language and so will learn English without protest.
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An interesting thought, Brother Jeb, but what about all the efforts made to fight them OVER THERE, before they get OVER HERE?
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Look on it as "putting them in a mood to comply."
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-05-2009, 12:58 AM
Can't we send the muslims to Mexico? They know how to handle dangerous groups.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-05-2009, 06:47 PM
Good idea Brother Nobar. Perhaps we can also get rid of the Messican'ts altogether and enslave hire Canadians for menial jobs. At least they speak English for the most part, and won't "no habla" when you tell them to get to work.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-05-2009, 06:56 PM
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Good idea Brother Nobar. Perhaps we can also get rid of the Messican'ts altogether and enslave hire Canadians for menial jobs. At least they speak English for the most part, and won't "no habla" when you tell them to get to work.
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I don't know, Canadians are awfully sassy and play games with the labor laws and stuff like minim wages. You ever known a Canadian to be content to live in a crawl space like a Mexican will?
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 02:41 AM
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Can't we send the muslims to Mexico? They know how to handle dangerous groups.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 03:35 AM
I wonder if Nigeria would accept Obama.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 03:42 AM
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I wonder if Nigeria would accept Obama.
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I'm sure he has used his connections to get a Green Card by now.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 04:34 AM
Oh, I was a bit confused. I thought we were talking about trading them to get something else. Then I thought, why would any country want a bunch of poor folks with bad BO? Anyway, I vote to keep the Mexicans because they can actually walk home when we get tired of them. I can't imagine trying to get rid of mooslums . . . I don't think the airport will allow folks with explosive undergarments anymore.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 04:37 AM
Can we send the nigras to China in exhange for a reduction in the trade deficit?
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-14-2009, 05:30 AM
Brother Jeb, I have an idea!
Yes, let's offer to trade illegal immigrants with Europistan.
We'll send ours over, and then have the Europeans route the garbage scows ships bearing all the Islamofascists through the Bermuda Triangle.
Any that make it through might accidentally end up in Cuba.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-15-2009, 01:38 AM
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I don't know, Canadians are awfully sassy and play games with the labor laws and stuff like minim wages. You ever known a Canadian to be content to live in a crawl space like a Mexican will?
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Very true, but the Messicants are a lazy bunch anyway. We would have to persuade the Canadian vermin to shape up through Godly "Compassionate Conservatism." Like beating the hell out of them until they shut their yaps.
Also, I think we can own Canadians.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-15-2009, 02:13 AM
I can't figure out why they're always taking their naps against a cactus.
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Re: Should the USA and Europe trade their illegal immigrants? -
03-15-2009, 02:32 AM
It is a well-known fact that most mexicans are banditos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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