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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-11-2011, 11:26 PM
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Whoa! That was something! And look at all the potty talk! Heathens, they just have no self control!
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06-11-2011, 11:30 PM
your real stupid. not even a response to any of my points. *sigh* idiots.
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06-12-2011, 12:06 AM
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your You are really stupid. There was not even a response to any of my points. *sigh* Idiots.
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Fine, I will respond to what you call your points, such as they are. But first, and we do not normally do this, I will just point out that I believe we are dealing with a somewhat high functioning retarded person here, so be careful not to anger it, or it might try to harm itself.
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wow im satanic huh? how is saying the "Our Father" Satanic? get this in your head. WE WORSHIP THE SAME GOD AND DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THE BLASPHEMY FLUFF!
actually your more satanic than me. seriously
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You have said that you are Catholic. Catholics believe that only their Priests are allowed direct contact with God. That is why Catholics pray to Mary instead of directly to Jesus, because you have incorrectly been taught that you need an intermediary between you and the Son of God. That does not make you a Christian, it makes you an idolator.
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oh she killed jesus? so did you. so did me. so did the pope. SO DID EVERYONE EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT OK!? HE DIED FOR EVERYONES SINS AND DONT TELL ME YOU DONT SIN!
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No, I do not sin, because I am saved. Truth be told, I am incapable of sinning.
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Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
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As for your point about who killed Jesus, it was the Jews, pure and simple. I do not see any reason to expound on this point any further.
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" For God so loved the WORLD that he gave his one and only Son, that WHOEVER believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." you are making god out to be some devilish vengeful evil god who hates almost everyone. GOD SO LOVED THE WORRRRRLD! OKAY? THE WORLD. HE DIED FOR THE WHOLE WORLDS SINS! SO IF SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT THEN SO AM I! AND YOU!
oh yeah and she "gave her life to god" some months ago ok. she did a prayer. shes real satanic huh?
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Do not feel bad dear, we get this sort of confusion all the time. Christ died for the sins of those that believe in Him, not for all of humanity. That actually leaves out a huge percentage of the world's population. Bible Literalist Independent Baptists are a very small minority today, and we are who Christ died for.
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beset by devils? right thinking christians think that? how can you call yourself christian. damn you okay. DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY BEST FRIEND YOU MOTHER F**KER! WHAT DAMN PROOF DO YOU HAVE?! YOU DONT FU**KING KNOW HER! SHIT BAG (did that hurt? GOOD)
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im not bright huh? speak for yourself Mr. wonderfuly smarty ass pants
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I must be honest here. I do not think you are very bright at all. I think you are a dangerously insane retarded person.
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guess what?! ITS A CHRISTIAN SCHOOL! AND ITS NOT A SPECIAL ONE FLUFF HEAD! SHE CAN READ AND SHE READS THE BIBLE!
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Simply being literate does not mean one has attained the Kingdom. I seriously doubt that your retarded friend is capable of accepting Jesus due to her mental handicap.
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I think here you should be following your own advice.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-12-2011, 02:16 AM
first i dont care about how i talk online mmk? im not retarded. you are. and so is EVERYONE on this site. my friend isnt retarded either. shes a person you know not some freak. your the freaks. your all insane. completely insane
if you had a kid with dyslexia i'd bet you'd just pummel them into the ground for being "lazy" sick piffle heads <---- thats what id love to do to you
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-12-2011, 03:22 AM
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im not retarded. you are. and so is EVERYONE on this site. my friend isnt retarded either. shes a person you know not some freak. your the freaks. your all insane. completely insane
if you had a kid with dyslexia i'd bet you'd just pummel them into the ground for being "lazy" sick piffle heads <---- thats what id love to do to you
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I would call your hateful bursts retarded. Adults do not behave like that, 4 years old kids might. You are so full of hate. And you come here to our Christian forum where we worship God as Bible tells and start to insult us. Where are your manners?
And calling the God insane is not going to buy you place in heaven.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-12-2011, 03:31 AM
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first i dont care about how i talk online mmk? im not retarded. you are. and so is EVERYONE on this site. my friend isnt retarded either. shes a person you know not some freak. your the freaks. your all insane. completely insane
if you had a kid with dyslexia i'd bet you'd just pummel them into the ground for being "lazy" sick piffle heads <---- thats what id love to do to you
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Watch where you spit your demon puke you foul Satan worshipping trash!
The Lord will send you to hell for even entertaining the idea of what you have stated. God does not approve of retards!
Leviticus
21:17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
21:18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 21:19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
The Lord is very stern about the blasphemous words that you speak. Woe unto you!
Leviticus
24:15 And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin. 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.
The bible says and that is how it is.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-12-2011, 05:07 AM
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first i dont care about how i talk online mmk? im not retarded. you are. and so is EVERYONE on this site. my friend isnt retarded either. shes a person you know not some freak. your the freaks. your all insane. completely insane
if you had a kid with dyslexia i'd bet you'd just pummel them into the ground for being "lazy" sick piffle heads <---- thats what id love to do to you
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If you hear a knock on your door late one night, I suggest you open it. Our "friends" sometimes get a little impatient when folks don't answer the door right away. I'd hate for your parents to have to buy a new door along with bailing you out of jail.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-12-2011, 05:13 AM
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first i dont care about how i talk online mmk? im not retarded. you are. and so is EVERYONE on this site. my friend isnt retarded either. shes a person you know not some freak. your the freaks. your all insane. completely insane
if you had a kid with dyslexia i'd bet you'd just pummel them into the ground for being "lazy" sick piffle heads <---- thats what id love to do to you
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You are a very troubled girl. I do hope that whatever facility your parents eventually have you committed to has a program that will bring you closer to our Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-13-2011, 01:23 PM
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your real stupid. not even a response to any of my points. *sigh* idiots.
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06-13-2011, 10:38 PM
Blebleh ! le seigneur est un Dyslexique ou un Hermaphrodite ?
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06-13-2011, 10:55 PM
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Blebleh ! le seigneur est un Dyslexique ou un Hermaphrodite ?
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Well, now we know that entire languages were designed by dyslexics. Big surprise that Sweden isn't a major world power.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
06-13-2011, 11:49 PM
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Blebleh ! le seigneur est un Dyslexique ou un Hermaphrodite ?
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The gentleman is a Discotheque or a Hermit?
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
05-03-2012, 08:40 PM
Is this serious or is it some kind of amusing joke?
If so i hope that Christians recognize that mental health research has only really just started to expand.
By the way a very famous Jewish man with dyslexia, was the farther of the atomic bomb, so yeah.
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05-03-2012, 09:20 PM
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Is this serious or is it some kind of amusing joke?
If so i hope that Christians recognize that mental health research has only really just started to expand.
By the way a very famous Jewish man with dyslexia, was the farther of the atomic bomb, so yeah.
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Are you dyslexic? Do you mean father?
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
05-03-2012, 09:25 PM
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Is this serious or is it some kind of amusing joke?
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Laziness is no joke, friend.
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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If so i hope that Christians recognize that mental health research has only really just started to expand.
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"Mental health" is just a euphemism for "excusing laziness."
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By the way a very famous Jewish man with dyslexia, was the farther of the atomic bomb, so yeah.
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<---- your jewish friend is still burning today and will burn tomorrow and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and it will never ever stop
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Down with the left wing.
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Atheism for the win!
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The only thing you'll win, dear, is an eternity of pain and torment.
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05-04-2012, 06:19 PM
Yes i did mean "father" rather then farther. I wrote as if i speaking , instead of correct grammar.
To respond to other post, yes i'am classed as dyslexic. Just to state, I'm English born and currently live in England. All my GCSE course work was grade A*, moving on too A level's, i passed with yet again A grade. So before you go quoting me as "lazy" and such. Well keep in mind that I most likely have better English skill then most of you, better yet I'm from the country which created the very language you speak right now.
One last point, this is the internet, on here i have no need to put in place correct spelling or grammar.
Oh actually I would also like to state that i find this site to be amusing and just shows the true stupidity of the American population, although by all right you are truly British, mixed within a orgy of other European countries.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
05-04-2012, 06:22 PM
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Oh actually I would also like to state that i find this site to be amusing and just shows the true stupidity of the American population, although by all right you are truly British, mixed within a orgy of other European countries.
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The only thing we have in common here is Salvation, not citizenship.
If you think this website is "amusing" and "shows true stupidity," then you refer to the Holy Bible and its message of Hope!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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05-04-2012, 06:37 PM
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If so i hope that Christians recognize that mental health research has only really just started to expand.
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Don't you think that if there was anything in this ridiculous concept of "mental health" God would have mentioned it and Jesus would have offered therapy sessions with medication instead of casting out demons?
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
05-04-2012, 07:55 PM
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Yes i did mean "father" rather then farther. I wrote as if i [was] speaking , instead of correct grammar.
Do you know the difference between grammar and spelling?
To respond to [the] other post, yes i'am classed as dyslexic. Just to state, I'm English born and currently live in England. All my GCSE course work was grade A*, moving on too A level's, i passed with yet again A grade. So before you go quoting me as "lazy" and such [fragment]
. Well keep in mind that I most likely have better English skill then most of you, better yet I'm from the country which created the very language you speak right now.
One last point, this is the internet, on here i have no need to put in place correct spelling or grammar. Unless you want us to assume you're a semi-literate half-wit. Which we have.
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Fixed most of that for you. Those are some great English skills there, Spanky.
Maybe you should finish grade school and then come try again.
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Re: Dyslexia: An Excuse For Being Lazy! -
05-05-2012, 05:51 PM
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If so i hope that Christians recognize that mental health research has only really just started to expand.
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As if clinical psychology isn't based on ritualized, satanic magic practices! It is not God ordained, and it is certainly not healthy, it is satanic magical practices.
The filed is no different than the practices of Elymas the sorcerer who sought to lead people away from Jesus.
Acts
13:8 But Elymas the sorcerer (for so is his name by interpretation) withstood them, seeking to turn away the deputy from the faith. 13:9 Then Saul, (who also is called Paul,) filled with the Holy Ghost, set his eyes on him.
The eyes of True-Christians™ were set on them long ago
13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord? 13:11 And now, behold, the hand of the Lord is upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on him a mist and a darkness; and he went about seeking some to lead him by the hand.
As a result, the field is blind and is certainly leading a blind retard, that means you, straight to hell!
1 John
2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
The answers are in the Bible. Pray to Jesus, you deluded, and idiot fool, that he made save your unworthy soul from hell, and give you knowledge(because you clearly lack any.
However, you are dyslexic(lazy0 therefore, a prayer is too hard for you, you prideful, and retarded fool!
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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