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Default WWJD: Jew the Jew? - 02-06-2014, 08:33 AM

Jesus, as His one book wondrous Elite know, had no more love for tax collectors than they had for Him. On at least one occasion He physically beat tax collectors on tax payers' time with an implement of torture. I'm not sure if carpenters paid income tax in Rome, but as we know He hated hypocrites (especially Jewish ones), and told His followers to relinquish their possessions. So we can safely conclude that Christ did not pay taxes after establishing the One True Church, Landover Baptist, to reign over those who live upon the Earth until the Rapture, with a few brief interruptions for FDR, the first beast, Bill Clinton, the second, and Hillary Clinton, the Whore of Babylon, who will become our next POTUS and try to tax us if we aren't careful about the wording of our prayers.

Now, I always render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and so I paid taxes during the Clinton administration, though I did for all the wrong reasons. As a servant of Satan in my old life, I revered the liberal establishment for guarding us while we sleep with Satanically ritual abused multiple personality disordered assassins to keep Christians from telling me what to do with my phallic icons, etc. But when I was gathered to the breast of Jesus with His Flock, and suckled the teat of God's Wisdom with the lips of my faith, I learned that I must not only obey secular authority, but God's authority as well. And all responsible Christians wrestle with the occasional conflict between American law, and God's law. We sometimes have to think of creative ways to keep our noses clean, while God does our dirty work for us, and we guide Him with our prayers.

I am wondering, when the Great Whore, Mystery Hillary Clinton, riding on the back of Bill Clinton 666, forces the sinners with Obama's tyrannical health care system to receive the mark, will they just open up our bank accounts and take everything out, since we will have ascended into Heaven? Or will Jesus claim that to finance bioweapon synthesis? I personally think that He will save enough on utilities when He darkens the sky to pay for all the plagues and whatnot. Should we just give all our money to Pastor Ezekiel right before Christ raptures us at the next election? Would Jesus want us to do that?


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