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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 06:59 PM

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sorry...laughing too hard to say anything constructive
Like you God hating atheists have some constructive to offer in the fist place.



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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 07:05 PM

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It's been fun debating with all of you, but I am going to take one last look around and maybe make a couple response posts, but then I'm leaving. It's obvious you all are too blind to even begin to think for yourselves, because "thinking for ourselves is evil!" Maybe I'll find some people who actually have a brain where you guys obviously have gaping holes.
(Sigh), such sour grapes are unbecoming friend. Why don't you be a man about it and admit Wash has beat you like a red headed step child here? There is no shame in it, Wash has 150+ notches on that coup he keeps in his office taken from liberals like you.



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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 07:50 PM

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So, rather than admit your argument has failed, you resort to threats of violence? Typical hate-crazed leftist anti-God bigot.
Thank you for proving your own ignorance. Reread the statement, it was not a threat, and for you to take it that way proves how brainwashed you are by your religious faith.

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(Sigh), such sour grapes are unbecoming friend. Why don't you be a man about it and admit Wash has beat you like a red headed step child here? There is no shame in it, Wash has 150+ notches on that coup he keeps in his office taken from liberals like you.
Why do you only quote the latter part of my post? I countered your great debater Wash's statement and all you do is reply to my planning on leaving this forum. Yes I feel silly coming back and talking again, but you made your silly post, and I just had to point out the obvious truth that you can do no better than try to act like what I said doesn't exist, and that your "Wash" is right because you simply lack a decent argument yourself.


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Why do you only quote the latter part of my post? I countered your great debater Wash's statement and all you do is reply to my planning on leaving this forum. Yes I feel silly coming back and talking again, but you made your silly post, and I just had to point out the obvious truth that you can do no better than try to act like what I said doesn't exist, and that your "Wash" is right because you simply lack a decent argument yourself.
Perhaps our replies you are "silly" because your post towards us disrespect our deeply held religious beliefs. I know it is hard for an atheist like you to understand with your atheist nihilist world view that humans are worth less than dog crap but people of faith has pride and self respect.

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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 08:37 PM

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I thought pride was a sin. Also people of faith would have pride as people is a plural.


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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 11:40 PM

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Perhaps our replies you are "silly" because your post towards us disrespect our deeply held religious beliefs. I know it is hard for an atheist like you to understand with your atheist nihilist world view that humans are worth less than dog crap but people of faith has pride and self respect.

Try and show some respect for our beliefs you hell bound sinner!
I called your post silly, because you quoted only the latter part, and then acted as if I had not posted my counter to Wash. You acted as if he had won, when in reality he has not. You also misinterpret, I do not mean any disrespect unless you have shown it first, via statements such as "I know it is hard for an atheist like you to understand with your atheist nihilist world view that humans are worth less than dog crap." The original article I posted was a challenge to you all, because I knew very well that you guys are TC's and I felt the article was perfect for this forum, since I was hoping it would get you all to prove it wrong instead of hurling insults at me. Alas, to no avail.

I would love to show respect to, and have been stating in many of my posts that I do respect, your beliefs. However, how am I supposed to continuously respect yours, if you consistently attack all other opinions?

Now, finally you just acted as if atheists don't have pride, and self-respect. Would you please support this accusation? Allow me to counter said statement. This is what I find a typical atheist (such as myself) is:

"An Atheist loves himself/herself and his/her fellow human instead of a god. An Atheist accepts that "heaven" is something for which we should work now -- here on Earth -- for all people together to enjoy. An Atheist accepts that he/she can get no help through prayer, but that he/she must find in himself/herself the inner conviction and strength to meet life, to grapple with it, to subdue it and to enjoy it. An Atheist accepts that only in a knowledge of himself/herself and a knowledge of his/her fellow human can he/she find the understanding that will help lead to a life of fulfillment."

Clearly, we have self-respect and take pride in our lives, possibly more so than any religious person, since we have determined that there is no afterlife, and our time on Earth is all we have. Thus, we must make the best of it, but not living in fear of punishment or reward after death, enables us to live life to the fullest.


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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-10-2007, 11:55 PM

Ok guys, why do you bother reply to the creator of this thread?

It started out with limiting God. And also saying that God has to be defined when that is not possible. If you are ignorant enough to fall for that you need to bone up on your Bible Studies.

God is for a Fact REAL! It is proven in EVERYONE's heart. Those whom say they don't believe in God are KNOWINGLY LYING!

If you can Deny God then you are intellectually corrupt because facts mean nothing to you. Which is why they crapped out truth as being relative instead of absolute.
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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 12:06 AM

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Ok guys, why do you bother reply to the creator of this thread?

It started out with limiting God. And also saying that God has to be defined when that is not possible. If you are ignorant enough to fall for that you need to bone up on your Bible Studies.

I tip my hat off to you, but at the same time, it defines the TC God just as I would (based on the replies) guess they would define Him themselves.

God is for a Fact REAL! It is proven in EVERYONE's heart. Those whom say they don't believe in God are KNOWINGLY LYING!

And now my hat is no longer tipped off to you.
This entire statement is self-contradictory. Where do you find I can prove the existence of God in my heart, you can't, thus it's not factual. People who say they do not believe (such as myself) are not knowingly lying as you so claim, since it is not 'fact' that God exists. Who are you to say that we are knowingly lying about what we have decided? You can vouche only for yourself, not for the rest of us.

If you can Deny God then you are intellectually corrupt because facts mean nothing to you. Which is why they crapped out truth as being relative instead of absolute.

How is that intellectually corrupt, when you just stated that God is proven in our hearts (which he is not)? Relativity makes plenty of sense to people such as myself, but that is a whole different subject. Are we moving or sitting still?
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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 12:16 AM

Before anyone can define God you will first be able to tell us how Creation came to be.

I am waiting.

Bound, you truly are intellectually corrupt. God is indeed proven within your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt. You are the same as the Old Day church that charged people with heresy for saying the Earth is round and not flat. They as well as you did not search for truth, they loved their lies far more. You love your lie so much that you want friends of misery. Because you know it is for a fact a lie to say that you do not believe in God.
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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 12:27 AM

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Before anyone can define God you will first be able to tell us how Creation came to be.

I am waiting.

I personally did not define God, and since I do not believe in creationism, why would I postulate how it came to be?

Bound, you truly are intellectually corrupt. God is indeed proven within your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt. You are the same as the Old Day church that charged people with heresy for saying the Earth is round and not flat. They as well as you did not search for truth, they loved their lies far more. You love your lie so much that you want friends of misery. Because you know it is for a fact a lie to say that you do not believe in God.

[I]I find that everything you have tried to say about me are clearly reflections of yourself. How is God proven within my heart? I am seeking "truth" about this claim you have made, yet you offer none. How am I the one similar to the Old Day church? I continuously am searching for the truth, and you are the one who will only repeatedly claim "God is indeed proven with your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt." You are the one condemning me, and loving your own lies. I can't see what orphus you pulled the whole "You want friends of misery." I want friends that have the intellectual capacity and curiosity to question everything and not take anything at face value. I still don't see how you can say that I "know it is for a fact a lie to say that do not believe in God." Where is your proof of God?
Astral, you come in acting like you are nearly omniscient, yet you lack any true argument and instead find it satisfactory to reply with statements such as: "Bound, you truly are intellectually corrupt. God is indeed proven within your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt."


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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 12:50 AM

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Astral, you come in acting like you are nearly omniscient, yet you lack any true argument and instead find it satisfactory to reply with statements such as: "Bound, you truly are intellectually corrupt. God is indeed proven within your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt."
I am not omniscient by any stretch of the imagination, however this does not mean that I do not have Wisdom. Wisdom is imparted by God Himself to those whom seek it. It will only seem natural that I appear to be omniscient to an ignorant such as yourself. Once you depart from your iniquities and seek the Kingdom of Heaven then God will give you Wisdom as well, and I will not seem quite as lofty to you any longer.

You said that God must be defined first, which is impossible. I did not say that you did Define Him. I did not read all of your post because once I read that I automatically knew that you where intellectually corrupt for making the statement in the first place.

It is not possible for God to be defined by us. The simple fact that you asked to have God defined shows your ignorance in the matter.

If you don't like my argument then fine. I can't help that you don't care for the truth.

I can leave it at that.

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I am not omniscient by any stretch of the imagination, however this does not mean that I do not have Wisdom. Wisdom is imparted by God Himself to those whom seek it.
It depends on what you mean by "Wisdom", and based on the comments that you have made, I can only draw the conclusion that you are all wrapped-up in Man's wisdom, wisdom like the "Theory of Evolution" and such. Wisdom in Biblical things is the only Wisdom that matters and you have already demonstrated that you are sorely lacking in that department.

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It will only seem natural that I appear to be omniscient to an ignorant such as yourself.
Are you calling us, the folks who know the Word of the Lord front and back, ignorant?! Maybe to things like witches cookbooks and such, since there are several that I haven't committed to memory and have no desire to do so, but there is no ignorance here in regards to the Lord's Word and Plan for mankind. Ignorance is merely a liberal elitist word meant to try to make them feel better than those who understand the Word of the Lord and don't have to go canting about searching for Truth in every brothel along the streets.

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Once you depart from your iniquities and seek the Kingdom of Heaven then God will give you Wisdom as well, and I will not seem quite as lofty to you any longer.
Well now, someone is rather prideful, isn't he! I suggest you heed the Word of the Lord and stop trying to judge the True Christians that are here, taking time away from their more rewarding work for the Kingdom and trying to minister to you. If you were to crack open your Bible, you might understand just how Jesus feels about those who try to judge the Righteous: here's a fun little adventure--try to find the verse of which I speak!

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If you don't like my argument then fine. I can't help that you don't care for the truth.
What folly! This is spoken by someone who claims to serve God and such, yet when he runs across Bible-believing Christians, he thinks he is BETTER than God. He thinks he knows what God wants better than what He actually STATES He wants Truly Man's Wisdom is Folly in His Eyes.


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Astral, you come in acting like you are nearly omniscient, yet you lack any true argument and instead find it satisfactory to reply with statements such as: "Bound, you truly are intellectually corrupt. God is indeed proven within your heart, and yet you deny that. That is what makes you intellectually corrupt."
Pay no attention to asstroll, GIH.
Being called ignorant by it is in truth a compliment, seeing as in order for someone to be considered wise by it's standards, one would have to believe the same utter idiocy that it does.
Truly, that is the the most hypocritical (in calling others ignorant when true ignorance is what asstroll sees in the mirror every day, not to mention it can't even seem to read or grasp subtelty or context), arrogant SOB I have seen in a long, long time.
Hell, if the looks match the brains (or rather, severe lack thereof), this may even be the missing link!



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Pay no attention to asstroll, GIH.
I agree. Don't waste any further time or energy on It. I can assure you that you'd get farther attempting to hold an intelligent and reasonable conversation with a rock. At least the rock wouldn't resort to insults and question-dodging when it knew its arguments were flimsy!

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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 05:54 AM

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*Cackles* You, my dear, are simply hilarious. I love your wit! Alie may eat your brains?
So now you're dabbling in zombie-ism Allie? Shame on you. Jesus hates that.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why the Christian God is Impossible - 06-11-2007, 06:01 AM

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So now you're dabbling in zombie-ism Alie? Shame on you. Jesus hates that.
Considering my sanguinarianism and cannibalism, zombie-ism seemed like a natural next step. And it's not even a recent development, I've been eating brains for quite some time now.

Oh but don't worry, Asstroll, I wouldn't dare attempt to masticate your brain. Wouldn't even touch you to slap you. (Besides, if I did decide to indulge in the fatty tissue inside your head, I should die from starvation.)


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