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Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 12:42 AM
Is there anything these darwinista fools won't come up with to force their special rights homer agenda on normal people? First they claimed that penguins are sodomites, now they are claiming that koalas are bull dykes. THIS is an abomination to God.
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Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation
Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.
The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.
Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.
"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.
"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.
Scientists from the University of Queensland studied 130 koalas in captivity and will publish their results in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science.
"Our aim was to determine the extent of differences in the homosexual and heterosexual behaviour of female koalas and thereby to determine the purpose of female homosexual behaviour in the koala," say the researchers.
"Wild koalas brought into captivity clearly display homosexual behaviour on a regular basis. A total of 15 heterosexual and 43 homosexual interactions were recorded in separate animals. Homosexual behaviour was restricted to females only. Heterosexual encounters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters," they add.
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I hope these filthy lying perverted foreign scientists know that Jesus holds a special place in hell for those who give aid and comfort to homers (Romans 1:31-32).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 01:34 AM
It's really quite mind-boggling, the way liberals trot out these isolated examples (true or otherwise) of beasts engaging in sodomy and use them to assert that humans should be given free reign to commit the same abominations. Don't they get it? Animals are corrupted by man's sin. It happened with the dinosaurs, it happened with sharks, and it's happening with these koalas. Infanticide, cannibalism, and even homosexual necrophilia have also been recorded among the things that crawl and fly... should they also be attributed to "nature" and considered acceptable for humans?
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 02:24 AM
I heard the problem started on the Great Barrier Reefs, home of the Giant Clams*with their (very suggestive) irradescent lips. And who can forget that blasphemous movie, Rabbi Proof Fence? Anyway, just to make sure someone does something about these Kooter Klutching Koalas, I will call our friend John Howard (and pray).
*This link not suitable for the unsaved.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 02:28 AM
Well, notice how this happened to the koalas who were in captivity? Lol, no wonder. Those poor girls, being cooped up with males unable to take a break from them.....no wonder they turned to each other..
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 03:07 AM
Yet more evidence that there is nothing "natural" about homersexuality;
And that it usually only occurs among soulless creatures in captivity;
Such as koala bears in zoos, and nigras in prison.
Why anyone would want to imitate the behaviour of any such creatures is beyond me.. Truly, the world is controlled by the devil.
Soon, pedophiles will demand rights to violate our children!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 04:08 AM
Speaking of homosexuality in animals, did you know that a small percentage of mallard ducks are homosexual? :p
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 04:21 AM
If you'd gone to the link I posted, you would have seen that not only do many mallards practice sodomy, they practice it on members of their kind who are already dead. And it's all because of that wicked strumpet Eve.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 04:37 AM
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If you'd gone to the link I posted, you would have seen that not only do many mallards practice sodomy, they practice it on members of their kind who are already dead. And it's all because of that wicked strumpet Eve.
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Please do enlighten me as to how you've come to this most unusual conclusion.
*snicker*
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 04:40 AM
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Please do enlighten me as to how you've come to this most unusual conclusion.
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Why, we'd still be in Eden if Eve hadn't betrayed everyone and everything.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 04:56 AM
Soooo....you're blaming everything on a woman who there's no evidence ever existed....makes a lot of sense.
Actually, I'm serious, it does. The chauvinistic, sexist assholes who wrote the bible obviously found it very convenient to blame a woman for everything they could think of....
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Soooo....you're blaming everything on a woman who there's no evidence ever existed....makes a lot of sense.
Actually, I'm serious, it does. The chauvinistic, sexist assholes who wrote the bible obviously found it very convenient to blame a woman for everything they could think of....
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Everyone with even the tinyest bit of sense know that women are to blame for everything..
Even the foul greeks, the very inventors of the homersexual lifestyle knew!
Even such buffoons as them realised that evil was realesed into the world by a woman. (who'm they called Pandora)
Of course, the story about her, in itself, is ungodly babble.
But the base of it is true and clearly based on the Bible!
That it was a woman who unleashed evil and sin upon the world!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 05:54 AM
No, it was asshat males who wanted to blame women for problems which they brought upon themselves.
Again, no wonder those koalas went gay...all that time spent shut up with males...I bet the males kept nagging them to shut up and go fetch them some eucalyptus leaves....
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 11:52 AM
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Again, no wonder those koalas went gay...all that time spent shut up with males...I bet the males kept nagging them to shut up and go fetch them some eucalyptus leaves....
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Aha! You admit that they "went gay"? That they weren't born that way, but they actively chose the homosexual deathstyle?
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Soooo....you're blaming everything on a woman who there's no evidence ever existed....makes a lot of sense.
Actually, I'm serious, it does. The chauvinistic, sexist assholes who wrote the bible obviously found it very convenient to blame a woman for everything they could think of....
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There are many such examples throughout history. Delila... She took all of Samson's power. Even literature, as well as mythology, is filled with examples of evil women.
Men have known this since day one. They come home, and instead of a loving hug and dinner, all they get is, "Where the hell have you been? You've been out drinking with those loser friends of yours haven't you?"
I mean it. The overly suspicious nature of women, I believe, is rooted with Eve. Instead of being a good wife, they're worried about getting kicked out for running their mouth, and they blame the men for their own failings.
Think about it if you will. Men say what they hve to say, and they're done. Women want to talk until the cows come home. They wake poor unsuspecting men up at three am to talk about everything they've ever done wrong, in their opinion.
I could go on, but you probably don't understand. You think it's your right to torture the man you married for no other reason than he's male.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
No, it was asshat males who wanted to blame women for problems which they brought upon themselves.
Again, no wonder those koalas went gay...all that time spent shut up with males...I bet the males kept nagging them to shut up and go fetch them some eucalyptus leaves....
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I think your are missing the point Rachael. What these thespian Koalas have gotten the gay germ from the unsaved trash about them. They’ve probably been infected by some fem nazi carpet cleaner of a Zoo Keeper. The kindest thing would be to end their suffering and kill them now.
These Koalas are a warning from God to people like you Rachael. If you do not repent and mend your ways you too will end up humping a pole in a cage with four other women. Is this is how you want to end up Rachael? You are at the abyss* Rachael and about to fall in. Jesus has His hand out for you. Won’t you take it?
* the very maw of the giant clam, so to say.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
No, it was asshat males who wanted to blame women for problems which they brought upon themselves.
Again, no wonder those koalas went gay...all that time spent shut up with males...I bet the males kept nagging them to shut up and go fetch them some eucalyptus leaves....
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Shut up and go fetch me a beer, wench.
Are you and Lilith going to go down on each other now, you depraved lesbeonites?
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
02-26-2007, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
If you'd gone to the link I posted, you would have seen that not only do many mallards practice sodomy, they practice it on members of their kind who are already dead. And it's all because of that wicked strumpet Eve.
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I propose we ban the sell of duck meat. I'd hate for people to get injected with homoitis from tainted poultry.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 07:57 AM
Greetings in Gods name, from Down-Under! I'm afraid I have even worse news about those Hell bound rug munching Lezbean Koalas. Many of these marsupial sluts are bearers of the veneral disease(named after the demon Venus, so-called "godess" of "love"), called chlamydia! Thus our One True Saviour punishes these un-natural tramps! Praise the Lord!
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 12:15 PM
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Greetings in Gods name, from Down-Under! I'm afraid I have even worse news about those Hell bound rug munching Lezbean Koalas. Many of these marsupial sluts are bearers of the veneral disease(named after the demon Venus, so-called "godess" of "love"), called chlamydia! Thus our One True Saviour punishes these un-natural tramps! Praise the Lord!
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Praise Jesus, and welcome friend. Thanks for the update on the Aussie pervert rodent situation.
Why not venture over to the "introductions" section and tell us all about yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 02:59 PM
So koalas, ducks, penguins, flamingoes, and dolphins have all gone homer, eh? Since it couldn't possibly be a natural phenomenon, there could only be one possible excuse for this trend: rap music.
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