[JennyD]

That's right, friends, Sarah Palin has now chosen to promote the Retarded Lifestyle Choice! Just watch this clip!

"The world needs more Trigs," she says, "not fewer!"

WHAT?

The world needs MORE demonic children choosing Retardedism as a way of life? Is this some sort of sick joke? A scheme to get more votes for her incoherent platform in future elections? What?

Can someone explain?!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

I am contemplating how we determine at what level of deformity, mental or physical, an infant will not ensoul.

The implications need to be addressed.

[Nobar King]

There's a lot of money in the retard agenda. She'll be looking for federal stimulus dollars next for that kid.

[JennyD]

Is Sister M&Ms safe? She's about to give birth! Will her baby be protected?

Someone call the DOF and make sure that Palin's people can't get near little Baby Whitford!

[Wash O'Hanley]

Just because I don't agree with the retarded lifechoice does not mean I want to see fewer of them. Retardos provide regular people like you and I with hours and hours of free entertainment. Some famous retardos include actress Sean Young, Republican Governor Mark Sanford, the entire writing staff of the television show "According to Jim" and shamed former NFL quarterback Michael Vick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Maybe she meant "The world needs more retard babies for entertainment purposes" or something like that....

I'm sure she didn't mean to run for Republican office or to become True Christian™ pastors.

[James Hutchins]

I may not be a smart man but I do not see where the money is in all of this. Few retards are capable of being self sustaining.
The general public (esp. those in Kali-fornicate) have made circuses do away with side shows. Midgets seem to be the only deformed people we are allowed to make fun of. This leaves few employment opportunities. I mean there are only so many sewer pipes that need pipe crawlers, so many water treatment plants that need (forgive me if the terminology is wrong here) that need fecal sorters. What other jobs can retards do that people are willing to pay for without being labeled as demeaning?
I really hope Mrs. Palin can explain herself. I hope the truth is that she finally realized she has been neglecting her husbands needs. Not changing the oil in his snow-mobile, having beers ready for him and guys, a nice pot roast ready for when he stumbles in the door. Finally, having a job in the government, as cute as it was, was a bit out of her league. She is merely a woman after all. Hopefully, this retard stuff is merely a ruse to provide us with one last belly laugh.

[Nobar King]

Safeway will always need more baggers and cart collectors..

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

We must be vigilant to insure the defectives do not reproduce and dilute the racial energies of the True Sons of Adam.


Verily, we must be watchful for those that find the defectives desirable too. Sometimes a defective develops mannerisms that some folks of low morals might find attractive, we must not allow this !!

[Bobby]

She is a woman, and the bible clearly states women should be below males.

In my old age it is quite hard to remember what verse. But I remember the idea of the verse.

I have horrible memory problems. People say I age faster then everyone else. oh ho ho. Had me a good laugh there.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Bobby

She is a woman, and the bible clearly states women should be below males.

Obviously women should be below males. Do you want her riding on top of you?

In my old age it is quite hard to remember what verse. But I remember the idea of the verse.

Before you find yourself right with Jesus, you are going to need to get off the grass. See next:

I have horrible memory problems. People say I age faster then everyone else. oh ho ho. Had me a good laugh there.

Like I said, it's just the weed that's affecting your mind.

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Obviously women should be below males. Do you want her riding on top of you?
Before you find yourself right with Jesus, you are going to need to get off the grass. See next:
Like I said, it's just the weed that's affecting your mind.

Sir, are you implying I smoke that sinful stuff?

I've never touched that stuff in my life!

[Nobar King]

You're the one who admitted to memory problems. And you keep writing about skateboarders.

[Bobby]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

You're the one who admitted to memory problems. And you keep writing about skateboarders.

So that makes me a sinner?

Because my mind is withering and I'm coming closer to being with god every day?

I have the every right to ask question's sir.

Through the bits and piece's of what's left of my childhood memories, and through the kindness people have shown me in the outside world, I have few questions to wonder.

I choose to ask them where I know they can be answered.

[Nobar King]

What's up with you and your apostrophes? Did you buy too many when England sold all of theirs?

[Professor Bessemer]

Maybe Sister Sarah was talking about the sort of things discussed in this thread on uses for Mentally Retardeds.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

The Professor HAS to be right! Sarah Palin is the only hope we have! She must mean we can use more retardeds for medical experiments, toxic clean ups, weapons testing and the like.

Sarah wouldn't betray us like this! She just WOULDN'T!!!


I'm really upset right now. I'm starting to feel like I did after that nigra won the election. Does anyone else here in Freehold hear a high-pitched buzzing outside? And does the sun seem extra bright to anyone else today?

I think I need to lie down.

[James Hutchins]

Personally, I like having retards about sometimes. I like to laugh atwith them and play cruel tricks onwith them. It is very easy to do.
Sort of like making a midget mad then holding them while they swing thier hands and feet.

You can also hire them and then when the work is done, easily convince them they owe YOU money.

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

The Professor HAS to be right! Sarah Palin is the only hope we have! She must mean we can use more retardeds for medical experiments, toxic clean ups, weapons testing and the like.

Sarah wouldn't betray us like this! She just WOULDN'T!!!


I'm really upset right now. I'm starting to feel like I did after that nigra won the election. Does anyone else here in Freehold hear a high-pitched buzzing outside? And does the sun seem extra bright to anyone else today?

I think I need to lie down.

Calm down Brother. Remember what can happen if you do not get a hold of yourself. You do still have some of those pills Dr. Ville gave you do you not?

Take one as soon as you read this. And if you still hear the buzzing an hour later, take another one. Make sure you are somewhere you can turn off the lights that is cool, but not cold.

And you should certainly be praying constantly.

I am sure Mrs. Palin meant that retardeds could be used in lieu of normal people for dangerous tasks and experimentation. She is a good Christian woman and she would not abandon the right thinking people of Alaska in the middle of the worst recession since 1929 without a good reason.

Just calm yourself Brother, it will all be alright!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Sarah Palin has announced that she will resign from office at the end of this month.

She refused to elaborate on the reason for submitting her resignation, but I think it's obvious - her public support for retards was more than the Republican faithful could bear.

Just goes to show how dangerous it is to have women in politics. They change their minds so often, and have baffling "spells" when they act like liberals and say crazy things like "we should help the poor" or "waterboarding is torture."

Well, you can't expect perfection, even from Christian women - after all, being manufactured from Adam's rib was always a precarious start.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford