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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-15-2012, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast
I'm sure all those children killed in the Connecticut school shooting are now in the loving embrace of Jesus, while the gunman is now burning in hell -- even though he may have repented just as he was committing suicide. God didn't will this to happen; he simply allowed it to happen.
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Yes, just like all the Amalekite babies went to heaven!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-15-2012, 10:32 AM
God loves everyone equally.
You do not have to go to Church or even read the Bible to be a Christian.
Of course women have souls.
Only God can judge me.
The Bible is so wrong about a lot of things.
God was a black man.
Everyone gets to go to Heaven.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-15-2012, 11:38 AM
The 6 day creation was never meant to be taken literally. Every day to God is like a thousand years so 6 days to us would actually be a lot longer than that. I'm guessing about 13.72 billion years.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-15-2012, 11:51 AM
People don't necessarily need to read the Bible. God lets people know individually what He wants them to do. Just open your heart to Jesus!
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-15-2012, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
The King James is a horrible translation. Modern scholars are so much more in tune with what Jesus said and meant than they were 400 years ago!
They didn't even have computers then!
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Get your copy of the Queen James Bible (QJV2012) today – it's fabulous.
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A Gay Bible
Homosexuality in The Bible
Homosexuality was first mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to homosexuality in any Bible prior to this – only interpretations have been made. Anti-LGBT Bible interpretations commonly cite only eight verses in the Bible that they interpret to mean homosexuality is a sin; Eight verses in a book of thousands!
The Queen James Bible seeks to resolve interpretive ambiguity in the Bible as it pertains to homosexuality: We edited those eight verses in a way that makes homophobic interpretations impossible.
Who is Queen James?
The King James Bible is the most popular Bible of all time, and arguably the most important English language document of all time. The brainchild and namesake of King James I, who wanted an English language Bible that all could own and read, it has been in print for over 400 years and has brought more people to Christ than any other Bible translation. Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.
A Fabulous Bible
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You can’t choose your sexuality, but you can choose Jesus. Now you can choose a Bible, too.
http://queenjamesbible.com/
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 05:53 AM
I am concerned for your soul. You don't sugarcoat and lie about things like I do in the Bible. It makes you sound harsh, brother. Jesus was all about love and understanding. At least the parts of His preaching I have had read to me in my touchy feely Jesus the hug dispenser church.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 06:25 AM
Doesn't it say in the Bible that we should love everyone even if they are gay or from other religions or even non believers? I'm sure Jesus wouldn't want us to hate people because I feel it in my heart.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 09:05 AM
You're just twisting scripture and not interpreting it correctly. When God says sleeping with another man is an abomination and they should be put to death, he REALLY means it is an acceptable alternative lifestyle. You just aren't theologian so you could not possibly understand it, but just trust me, that is what God really meant.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 10:55 AM
I just have time to put my bible down before I get bummed.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 11:19 AM
Christmas is all about peace and love and showing kindness to those less fortunate than ourselves.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 11:20 AM
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I just have time to put my bible down before I get bummed.
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Hey Laurence, Jesus came to abolish the old laws so it's fine. Enjoy your bumming and Happy Christmas!
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-24-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm pagan and did you know Christmas is actually a pagan celebration and Christmas trees are a Norse pagan tradition. So you are worshipping the pagan earth god. When you think about it, pagans invented everything. You should try being a pagan - SERIOSLY!!
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-26-2012, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Little Donkey
I'm pagan and did you know Christmas is actually a pagan celebration and Christmas trees are a Norse pagan tradition. So you are worshipping the pagan earth god. When you think about it, pagans invented everything. You should try being a pagan - SERIOSLY!!
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While being a Christian is the right choice for me personally, I affirm your right to make other choices. God, being all-loving, will understand where you're coming from.
Besides, I cannot accept the concept of eternal damnation. The references to hell in the Bible are actually mistranslated references to a garbage dump in a suburb of Jerusalem. If you haven't read every book on theology ever written, you aren't qualified to say otherwise.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-26-2012, 08:11 PM
I am ashamed to see this church of Pharisees and hate.
"For this is the message that ye heard from the beginning, that we should love one another." John 3:11.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-26-2012, 08:16 PM
Being bummed (see above) was not excruitiatingly painful.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-26-2012, 08:45 PM
Jesus wants me to be happy no matter what.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-28-2012, 12:40 AM
The essence of all religions is love and peace. As long as you are a good person it doesn't matter if you are a Christian, a Moslem, a Buddhist or a Jew. All religions are just different paths up the same mountain.
Jesus was a friend of sinners, if God hates homosexuals, why did He create them that way in the first place?
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-28-2012, 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Ex-soccer player
The essence of all religions is love and peace. As long as you are a good person it doesn't matter if you are a Christian, a Moslem, a Buddhist or a Jew. All religions are just different paths up the same mountain.
Jesus was a friend of sinners, if God hates homosexuals, why did He create them that way in the first place?
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That's a good one!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-28-2012, 01:01 AM
Brethren, I was not blessed by God with the gift of comic impersonation, but I hate to be a party pooper! So here goes:
"Oooooh, excuse me for saying it, but my hermeneutics tell me that I can be a limp-wristed caricature all I want, because Jesus is my rainbow sunbeam. Pardon me while I mince along this parquet floor, you big sweetie!"
YBIC
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: Talk like a liberal false Christian! -
12-28-2012, 09:09 AM
Jesus overturned everything in the old Testament that I don't personally agree with and there aren't any bits of the New Testament that back up the bits I don't personally agree with. I mean, I haven't read it all as such... John 3:16 and all that... God is love! I remember reading that somewhere...
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