This discussion is obviously
revolting but
necessary. Before my woman reached menopause I had
Godly Marital Intercourse almost ten times with her to inseminate her for
Christ. A am sorry to admit that a couple of times I failed to impregnate her with one attempt only. I
never saw her private parts as my puking would have turned her
insatiable lust off. I never ever removed my garments and the opening of my fly was minimal to avoid unhealthy exposure to air. We still managed.
The decades of this constant
fornication were exhausting and it took a few months to recover after the menopause. I did a quick study in
Creation Science (anagrammatics) and discovered the ultimate hazard of the
vagina. It can turn you
gay. Only
True Christian™ men are safe from the influence of the moist orifice as it is seductively reminiscent of the
rectum. My proof:
Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
The straight path from the apparently unrelated cooter to
gay sex is obvious. All this also explains why
men tend to die younger than the lesser females. The incessant exhaustion from the Conjugal Act is so strenuous on our circulatory system that it tends to collapse after threescore and ten years. Women, in contrast, have
the luxury of the pregnancy with no physiological or mental stress placed upon them whatsoever.
Psalms 90:10
The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer