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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 06:30 PM
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[...] ***removed potty insult*** with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. [...]
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Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 06:42 PM
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Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute
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Indeed, Mr. Roland. Jesus also appreciates badgers for their wonderful utility in accessories to worship!
Numbers 4:25
And they shall bear the curtains of the tabernacle, and the tabernacle of the congregation, his covering, and the covering of the badgers' skins that is above upon it, and the hanging for the door of the tabernacle of the congregation,
Ezekiel 16:10
I clothed thee also with broidered work, and shod thee with badgers' skin, and I girded thee about with fine linen, and I covered thee with silk.
God designed badgers to give their skins as high-quality material for coverings and clothing. He knows the best use for everything. Badger skin is at the level of silk when it comes to God's fashion industry.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
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God designed badgers to give their skins as high-quality material for coverings and clothing. He knows the best use for everything. Badger skin is at the level of silk when it comes to God's fashion industry.
Yours in Christ,
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If I may, I want to add to your excellent post.
Badgers live a life far better than any mass farmed animal. If you fail to kill them instantaneously when you shoot them, they still had a better life than the animals in the bio industry. And you can shoot them, which is good for your skills and for poor families that can´t afford better food.
Kind regards, Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 07:40 PM
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Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute
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Oh, they are very cute, indeed. How many of them would I need for one coat?
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Oh, they are very cute, indeed. How many of them would I need for one coat?
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The number of skins needed to produce a coat depends on the size of the coat and the badger. To answer your question we need to know how big you are (or the coat you want) and the size of the badgers you want to use.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 08:53 PM
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The number of skins needed to produce a coat depends on the size of the coat and the badger. To answer your question we need to know how big you are (or the coat you want) and the size of the badgers you want to use.
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The little ones look cuter and softer, so that's what I want. And of course, as a petite True Christian™ lady I wear size 2. (It should be slightly bigger though, to fit a thick warm sweater underneath, you know).
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-24-2015, 10:54 PM
Thank you for reminding me! English is not my first language so the message might have slipped past the first time. I have now posted my introduction!
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-25-2015, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
My dear, confused, poor little soul.
I have just one question for you: if you reject the Bible (which, btw, was not written 6000 years ago - this is just when the world was created), then what other evidence do you have for the existence of God and Jesus?
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My evidence is the earth and the plants and the animals who all have souls for they have stories. I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-25-2015, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
The little ones look cuter and softer, so that's what I want. And of course, as a petite True Christian™ lady I wear size 2. (It should be slightly bigger though, to fit a thick warm sweater underneath, you know).
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If you want to go for the little badgers a .22 should do. May I recommend this one? It is not a powerful rifle but for those little critters it should suffice. And the ammo is cheap.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-25-2015, 11:00 PM
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We are stunned into silence by your scathing wit. Never before has a God mocking heathen of your stature appeared before this forum.
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Well thanks for calling me witty. I try to be but I would like to apologize for how I said what I said this being said I refuse to apologize for what I said.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-25-2015, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
My dear, confused, poor little soul.
I have just one question for you: if you reject the Bible (which, btw, was not written 6000 years ago - this is just when the world was created), then what other evidence do you have for the existence of God and Jesus?
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Oh by the way the way my mistake on the date I know about 2000 years ago anyways the earth is not 60000 years old but rather 4.54 billion years old.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-25-2015, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Firebird
My evidence is the earth and the plants and the animals who all have souls for they have stories...
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Orly? You have pictures of these "souls"? How do you know they exist?
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...I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.
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Awesome, a mystic. Give us some more unfalsifiable bull*** to laugh at.
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Well thanks for calling me witty...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
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Oh by the way the way my mistake on the date I know about 2000 years ago...
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Wrong again. Don't you get tired of that?
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...anyways the earth is not 60000 years old but rather 4.54 billion years old.
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Either you were there, or you're taking other people's word for it, and have no idea just how many assumptions have to be accepted as true for that figure to arise.
Go ahead, say "carbon dating", you know you want to....
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Firebird
My evidence is the earth
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Observable object. Not evidence.
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Originally Posted by Firebird
and the plants
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Observable objects. Not evidence.
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Originally Posted by Firebird
and the animals
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Observable objects. Not evidence.
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Originally Posted by Firebird
who all have souls
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Source for this claim?
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Originally Posted by Firebird
for they have stories.
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Opinion. Not evidence.
And a foolish opinion. By this logic, Scooby Doo has a soul even though he's just a two dimensional cartoon character.
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I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.
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How do you know that's not your own dissatisfaction? How do you know you haven't simple transferred your own opinion onto the character in your imagination to which you've assigned the label "God"?
I think you were not beaten enough as a child, and as a consequence, grew up to think you were special. When you become old and mature enough to enter into the world of grown ups and function independently, this entire message spoon fed to you was not reciprocated, and now you're just a lonely, frustrated person saying good bye to his childhood and hello to a very unsatisfactory middle age.
What a shame.
But don't fret.
There's help for that.
Let Jesus embrace you!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Observable object. Not evidence.
Observable objects. Not evidence.
Observable objects. Not evidence.
Source for this claim?
Opinion. Not evidence.
And a foolish opinion. By this logic, Scooby Doo has a soul even though he's just a two dimensional cartoon character.
How do you know that's not your own dissatisfaction? How do you know you haven't simple transferred your own opinion onto the character in your imagination to which you've assigned the label "God"?
I think you were not beaten enough as a child, and as a consequence, grew up to think you were special. When you become old and mature enough to enter into the world of grown ups and function independently, this entire message spoon fed to you was not reciprocated, and now you're just a lonely, frustrated person saying good bye to his childhood and hello to a very unsatisfactory middle age.
What a shame.
But don't fret.
There's help for that.
Let Jesus embrace you!
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Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me true I did get beat up however I beat myself up. And perhaps you are right about me projecting my feelings through the character of God. But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 12:15 PM
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Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me
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I'm trying to decipher this. You were not beaten. OK.
You were beaten. OK.
You were beaten by self-mortification of the flesh. OK?
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And perhaps you are right about me projecting my feelings through the character of God. But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.
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This would be much easier if you communicated your wishes in a manner that can be deciphered. At the moment I must confess that I have absolutely no idea if you were beaten or not. I am also alarmed, because the Bible knows about cases similar to this one. Jesus tells us about people who fail to express themselves in an intelligible manner.
2 Peter 2:12
But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption.
I think you should be alarmed of this and take some more time when you type.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 12:29 PM
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Oh by the way the way my mistake on the date I know about 2000 years ago anyways the earth is not 60000 years old but rather 4.54 billion years old.
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Who said the earth was 60000 years old? Nobody at Landover Baptist, for sure.
You are not very good with dates generally, though, are you? Because on your profile you claim to have been born on June 5th 1912, which would make you 102 years old. Now I'm prepared to believe that you are in either your first or your second childhood, say either 12 or 82, but 102 is stretching it.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 02:29 PM
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Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me true I did get beat up however I beat myself up. And perhaps you are right about me projecting my feelings through the character of God. But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.
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Well I have to say, a person who unknowingly projects their own opinions onto a character in his imagination conveniently labelled "God" doesn't inspire much confidence in me. I'm likely to think they're a bit mad. But do pray tell, what are "the world's problems" and how are you going to help heal the earth and humanity? Please be specific so we understand correctly.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 02:52 PM
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Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me true I did get beat up .
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Jesus hates people who can't tell the truth, young lady
Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Roland
If you want to go for the little badgers a .22 should do. May I recommend this one? It is not a powerful rifle but for those little critters it should suffice. And the ammo is cheap.
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Yeah, but, uh, I want furs, not small pieces of fur covered in blood and guts.
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But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.
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Do you?
Stop talking and start acting, dear.
You could start by converting to Christianity, reading the Bible, and then converting other people.
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Re: What if god doesn't exist ? -
01-26-2015, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Yeah, but, uh, I want furs, not small pieces of fur covered in blood and guts.
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This one fires small, slow moving bullets. It shoots a calibre kids can play with as long as they don´t shoot at other persons. Mr. Des told me they shoot semi-automatic so you would only have one little hole in the fur.
If you don´t want any holes you might try the Chinese method. I don´t want to endorse that method, IMO it is NSFL. I will spare you a link.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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