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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 12:15 PM

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You are probably not aware that way prior to the underwear Felicity was given a cute bear by Cranky Old Man and after that she got a pair of gym shoes from youth Pastor Levi Jones.

So the underwear are just part of her collection. I think this may make you understand that this was not just a random gift of kindness by Rev Jim but a well thought out gift for a girl who loves Pediabear merchandise.

I hope this clarifies the whole thing for you.

God's blessing,
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 12:51 PM

I don't go around buying intimate things for my friends children. These things are left for the family. And buying scented stuff for a girl is completely different, and far more appropriate, what is more, Mrs Phoebe Dewitt, you are not married to a twenty-three-year-old, at sixty-four, so I am not nearly as concerned about you as a certain other forum member. There is nothing suspect about you as far as I can tell. Anyway what I'm trying to say, you GENERALLY seem like solid people so the gift is more appropriate, and I assume the loofah is that too, of course. It's a good gift for a girl. I also think the shoes are good, again a bit weird for an outsider, by which I mean not direct family, to be giving such expensive things, especially out of the blue, over here friends only give money or gifts at really big days, like confirmation or baptism, otherwise it is strictly family, which do give generously, so it's not about that.

I will say this again, if a sixty-four year old man outside of my family was giving underwear to my sixteen-year old daughter, I wouldn't hesitate a second to tell him it's an inappropriate gift, and that womenly things are and should be left to the women, and that it is not for said 'person'.

I would never buy underwear for my mother or for my sister. CERTAINLY not for my cousins, the only person I'd get underwear was my wife, even so I'd like some instructions so I'd get what she'd like.

I DON'T buy underwear for women, of ANY age, unless I want to send a very specific message. I mean what's next, a pedibear bra, from the good Reverent to Felicity? Condoms with pediabear on them?

I don't know what is an appropriate gift for a sixteen-year old girl, but if it's something intimate I leave it to the wife or other women to figure out. They know what a young woman needs, how the hell would I? I guess maybe I'd get her a magazine about horses, girls seem to like reading those..



Maybe a bag of candy or a t-shirt with her favorite charity on it, something you can give IN FRONT OF THE PARENTS. Or maybe a Baptist Catechism, leather bound etc, or since she is a very Christian young lady, some picture with an angel on it, or some angel related product, like soap or stuff? Just for the love of God THINK before you give a gift, that it is appropriate. That it is acceptable to families.

That's where I stand. And I won't change my mind in any way. A man has no business in girl territory. And gifts like this is just crossing the line on so many levels.

I thought you guys were supposed to be the old-fashioned ones?

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 12:53 PM

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Did you miss Felicity's post, she asked you to leave her alone.

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@self_aware_sinner If you have nothing nice to say about my underwear LEAVE THIS THREAD!


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 12:55 PM

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You are probably not aware that way prior to the underwear Felicity was given a cute bear by Cranky Old Man and after that she got a pair of gym shoes from youth Pastor Levi Jones.

So the underwear are just part of her collection. I think this may make you understand that this was not just a random gift of kindness by Rev Jim but a well thought out gift for a girl who loves Pedobear merchandise.

I hope this clarifies the whole thing for you.

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So she's being wooed by a whole host of pedophiles.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 12:56 PM

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I thought you guys were supposed to be the old-fashioned ones?

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And I thought you told us in one of your first posts that you were not worthy to judge us.

Hasn't stopped you tho has it?

Felicity's father has NO problem with the gifts she has received. And, it was all done in public. Not some sleazy "don't tell Daddy" kind of perverse gift giving.

I fail to understand why you have a problem with it.

I further fail to understand how it is any of your business.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 01:08 PM

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WHY WOULD I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH OR SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR? THAT'S THE WHOLE PROBLEM HERE.

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ps. I wouldn't buy a girl soap I'd only get her the wrong kind and it would be weird, I'd leave it to a more mature woman in spirit, like Phoebe Dewitt, to get such a gift. Some things are best left for women to deal with I mean this is just NATURAL, for ANYBODY. I'm sure you already believe that more firmly than most, in Freehold, anyway. Right?

And, I'm thinking maybe the good Reverent has homer tendencies, since he seems to be wandering into the territory of what women are supposed to be doing. I find women stuff BAFFLING and I don't want to get involved with it, leave it to the women. Not for old men for God's sake!

It's just WEIRD.

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Were I live there is a name for men like you who chase after womens underwear, they are called snowdroppers. They are filthy disgusting perverts.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 01:44 PM

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Look! How many times do you need to be told. Leave Felicity alone. Even she has asked you to leave her alone.

Were I live there is a name for men like you who chase after womens underwear, they are called snowdroppers. They are filthy disgusting perverts.
So you're saying Reverent Osmond is a snowdropper right?

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So you're saying Reverent Osmond is a snowdropper right?

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No. You are the one chasing after Felicity's underwear.

Please abide by Felicity's wishes and stop upsetting her.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 02:13 PM

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Seems to me like that's exactly what he is, a snowdropper. Why doesn't the term apply to him?

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You are the one chasing after Felicity's underwear.
No I'm not, that is what my whole POINT is about, that Reverent Osmond shouldn't be involved with Felicity's underwear in any way! Now you are throwing baseless accusations around, which is very close to false witness. I'd think about myself now before I posted to others.

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Please abide by Felicity's wishes and stop upsetting her.
I think it is the good Reverent that upset her in the first place with an unseemly and crooked gift, from an old man, and that is why she even felt the need to post it here, so others could set things right which she isn't capable of, being a Christian girl. That's what I'm thinking.



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I'd think about myself now before I posted to others.
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That is a very obvious statement about yourself. You only think of yourself and not of others.


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Now you are throwing baseless accusations around, which is very close to false witness.
You are accusing Sister Lisa of committing the sin of bearing false witness, but this is in itself committing the crime of false witness.

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To answer your question though, IF Pastor Ezekiel started buying me undergarments I would assume his fiancee' may have something to say about that, as well as my NEW HUSBAND James Dewitt! That however would be an entirely different issue now wouldn't it, considering I am 45!
Now if it is totally acceptable for Jiimy to gift Felicity undergarments then why would Zekie Boy's "fiancée" or JD have a problem with Zekie doing that same for you? What would be their objection?

Mind you I do not think it is a situation that would arise, now Zekie buying some nice boxer shorts for other members of his congregation I would not rule out so quickly.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 02:24 PM

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You are accusing Sister Lisa of committing the sin of bearing false witness, but this is in itself committing the crime of false witness.

Exodus 20:16 (King James Version) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

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No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

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God bless!

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Leave Felicity's thread like she has asked. You are just upsetting her. She has already told you she likes the gift and her parents welcomed the gift. It is none of your business. If there was anything untoward, Felicity's parents would have made a complaint.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 09:45 PM

I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older, and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that. I just want to say, it is inappropriate for a man, especially of such an age and not a member of the actual family, to give presents that should only be given by women, and in this case, a very intimate gift, which a man has no business even thinking about, even handling in a store. This is the women's domain, in particular and maybe solely the mother's, but maybe also aunts and godly friends of her own age.

I call complete bs on the whole thing and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old, himself aged sixty-four, clearly and obviously he has no limits or standards in this respect as it is. Why should Felicity be safe? Or maybe he is thinking of dumping or divorcing his new wife, and marrying Felicity at age eighteen, and this is the preliminary courtship motions?

I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.

You know where I stand and I will never change this. I have standards here, I consider myself too old for someone that age, and someone TWICE my age, well what can I say, you connect the dots.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 10:03 PM

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No what you are doing now is defending another false witness with a false witness of your own.

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Why do you want to crucify one of my dogs? Is this some sort of threat? Jesper may be old and Blind, but he's raised most of the puppies around here and they will defend him to their death!

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You are a very sick and twisted person.


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I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older, and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that.
Really? because you're coming across as a spurned and jealous lover. Also your other post about having a thing for a nun over the internet....

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I just want to say, it is inappropriate for a man, especially of such an age and not a member of the actual family, to give presents that should only be given by women, and in this case, a very intimate gift, which a man has no business even thinking about, even handling in a store. This is the women's domain, in particular and maybe solely the mother's, but maybe also aunts and godly friends of her own age.
You are the only one having issues with this. It seems that those of us with clean consciouses, don't see the filth that you see.

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I call complete bs on the whole thing and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old, himself aged sixty-four, clearly and obviously he has no limits or standards in this respect as it is. Why should Felicity be safe? Or maybe he is thinking of dumping or divorcing his new wife, and marrying Felicity at age eighteen, and this is the preliminary courtship motions?
Since when is marrying a 23 year old pedophilia? How about you call the Iowa State police and turn him in. You go tell them that an older gentleman is marrying a 23 year old woman of her own free will. Once they've finished blasting you for being a complete idiot, they will probably hang up and call him a lucky dog.

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I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.
So you are promoting violence against a respected member of our town? You are a disgusting piece of crap, you know that? Why don't you tell the police this bit of advice, that the people who actually know the Reverend won't throw rocks at his property? I mean how dare we respect the man?

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You know where I stand and I will never change this. I have standards here, I consider myself too old for someone that age, and someone TWICE my age, well what can I say, you connect the dots.
Yes, you're very good at connecting dots that don't even exist. Men that have beards are gay, any woman who is polite to you is madly in love with you, my wife is manly but abused. Just because you're a street musician loser that can't pay for a date let alone meet a decent girl does not mean that you should go around defaming those that are capable of finding a good woman.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 10:04 PM

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...and do not hesitate to call pedophile, especially given his marriage to a twenty-three-year-old...
Before you call something, maybe you should be familiar with what you're calling:

pe·do·phile   /ˈpidəˌfaɪl/ Show Spelled[pee-duh-fahyl] Show IPA
–noun Psychiatry . an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.
(definition from dictionary.com)




A 23-year old woman is a "young child" to you?

You don't seem to hesitate from "calling" a lot of things, with no basis in fact (or Scripture).

You seem to have burned a lot of bridges here. Next time you approach a group of strangers, try doing it with respect and honesty. You'll be amazed at what can happen.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 10:50 PM

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I have admitted having feelings for Felicity when I believed her older,
You see a picture of a young girl and you immediately get feelings of lust and sexual attraction? What in the name of God is wrong with you?

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and also a bit when I found out her physical age, given her spiritual age or wisdom. So I'm past that.
And the only thing stopping you from acting out your pedophilic tendencies are your fear of society's reaction? After all age is but a number, it is your words and actions that show what you really are. If the law had said 16 years an acceptable age you would still have been all over her. You need to get yourself locked up. Now. Before any other kids will be hurt by your actions and yes, kids have already been hurt by you: can you even imagine how Felicity must feel right now? Having an adult making all kinds of sexual references in regards to her and the people she loves? An adult who will not go away even when he's been told to leave plenty of times?

Why don't you read this article and count how many times the victim said no and tried to get away. Now compare that to how many times Felicity said no and told you to go away. What makes that you look like?

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I'm just saying, if anything like this is involved, he needs to be stopped, his title doesn't matter one bit, he needs to be stopped and stopped emphatically. By which I mean a ringing slap or a punch to the face if nothing else works, if he proves himself immune to reason or exhortation. Maybe even a few stones thrown his way, certainly at his car, I assume it's not a moped.
I think this is what you should undergo. You admit to having pedophilic tendencies. You keep stalking an underage girl even though she and many of her friends and protectors have told you to get lost.


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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-10-2010, 10:53 PM

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I think this is what you should undergo. You admit to having pedophilic tendencies. You keep stalking an underage girl even though she and many of her friends and protectors have told you to get lost.
He does seem obsessed with Felicity.

I, for one, have no interest whatsoever in seeing Felicity model her Pediabear underwear. Seeing Zeke modeling a pair during my last visit to Freehold (he'd forgotten his swim trunks and a bunch of us guys were going to hang in the hot tub at my hotel) was quite enough of that distorted bear face for me, thank you very much!


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