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Default Bart Ehrman has returned to the fold. Praise. - 03-31-2012, 12:57 PM

Alleluia. For years I have wondered about Bart Ehrman, former born-again, dyed-in-the-wool fundamentalist Christian. Ehrman has claimed to become an Agnostic (which is just another word for "Atheist") and has written a slew of dreadful Atheist books like "Jesus, Interrupted" and "Misquoting Jesus" about alleged contradictions and corruptions in God's word -- all of which has earned him the nickname "Errorman".

But the sheep hath returned to the family fold. PRAISE.

Just like Christ cleansed the temple amongst the den of thieves (Matthew 21:13), Dr. Ehrman has now dispatched a mighty epistle to the brood of Communists and Atheists at the Huffington Post: Did Jesus Exist? Here Dr. Ehrman launches an attack against the so-called "mythicists". Yes, that's right. There are actually cranks in this country who deny that Our Savior has ever existed -- in spite of a ton of evidence to the contrary.

Let me quote some of Dr. Ehrmans' words. Right from the start:
In a society in which people still claim the Holocaust did not happen, and in which there are resounding claims that the American president is, in fact, a Muslim born on foreign soil, is it any surprise to learn that the greatest figure in the history of Western civilization, the man on whom the most powerful and influential social, political, economic, cultural and religious institution in the world -- the Christian church -- was built, the man worshipped, literally, by billions of people today -- is it any surprise to hear that Jesus never even existed?
(Emphasized for truth)
I almost got a tear in my eye when I read that. No Agnostic Atheist could have called Jesus "the greatest figure in the history of Western civilization". That's the Holy Spirit speaking through Ehrman. Once you are a Christian, even though you may lapse, you are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation (1st Peter 1:5).

Actually, I'm not so sure about what Dr. Ehrman says about Obama's birth certificate, but that's of less importance. What matters is that Dr. Ehrman is right on target comparing mythicists with Holocaust-deniers. Well spoken, Dr. Ehrman! Let's round up those Jesus-deniers, take away their citizens' rights (Atheists should not be considered neither citizens nor patriots) and send them off to Guantanomo or some other remote place. That will teach those sickos some decency.

But there is more:
Few of these mythicists are actually scholars trained in ancient history, religion, biblical studies or any cognate field, let alone in the ancient languages generally thought to matter for those who want to say something with any degree of authority about a Jewish teacher who (allegedly) lived in first-century Palestine. There are a couple of exceptions: of the hundreds -- thousands? -- of mythicists, two (to my knowledge) actually have Ph.D. credentials in relevant fields of study. But even taking these into account, there is not a single mythicist who teaches New Testament or Early Christianity or even Classics at any accredited institution of higher learning in the Western world.
That is perfectly true. I can confirm that not a single professor at the Landover Baptist University for the Saved has ever mentioned even the possibility that Jesus didn't exist. How silly can you get?


I can't wait till I receive my copy of Ehrman's newest book to read about the tons of proof he says he has for a historical Jesus.


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1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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