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As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'. Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible! Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are! Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys! If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense! ![]() Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang' Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus! Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible? Checkmate - Atheist! ....MORE TO FOLLOW.... |
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5. They have to lie to make their point (in which case their point must be a lie). They try to "prove" their Darwinist monkey cult through such obviously forged evidence as the Piltdown man, while ignoring real evidence such as the Paluxy man tracks.
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Reason 1: The holy bible. All you say about this can only be true, if the bible is 100% true to the word. It has already been proved that the bible isn't true to the word because of the rewritings and bad interpretations. The bible is a book of understanding, not of facts, it teaches to live a life of morality and don't forget the metaphors. Stupid atheists? To them the bible is not even true by one word, let be your words. Reason 2: evolution. It would be a scary idea if we did not change. Both body and mind are important to each others, if I did not change as a man, I would not become a better person. And that is the most important thing of evolution, becoming better and adapting, if we did not evolve, we would not survive. Certain monkey's don't evolve very much further because they don't NEED to, because they can keep on existing without standing on two feet and having creative minds, mind you though: monkeys DO create, they use tools etc. Humans just happen to have evolved their minds, to complexity. Though I find it arrogant and ignorant that people find themselves superior at everything. Is it not true that for example gorilla's are way stronger than humans? Is it not true that hawks have better sight than humans? Humans have the ability to invent and create, because we want to solve problems. Animals don't need to solve problems. For everything there is a reason! reason 3 the big bang: The big bang is a natural cycle that happened times before. Nothing can be created in 6 days, nor has Jesus got anything to do with it. Reason 4 Dinosaurs: Omg, you are stupid, its the same reason as evolution, and since when is everything in the bible true to the word? Its written by humans, not by god, thus he did not take dinosaurs in his big boat. If dinosaurs would be there in the world, we would have to hide. Saying humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time is ignorance: Dinosaurs lived in a time where they could live, we live in a time to what we are adapted. And actually I don't care what you think about me, I'm just hoping you guys wouldn't be ignorant to facts, that's stuff like bones, not words written by people who hardly knew anything. |
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We know the Bible is 100% true, because God wrote it, and he's infallible. How could you doubt such a thing? This really shows how dumb atheists are! Quote:
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These atheists are so retarded!
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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?
7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need! 8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
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![]() I will thank you to cease and desist from derailing our threads, which are inspired by the Holy Ghost.
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8. The Grand Canyon. How many 2 week trips do I have to take (*they cost A LOT) and listen to all that Kaibob Shchists or whatever. Can't they just let me enjoy the beauty of the canyon with my family without ruining it with all their layers and stuff?
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Reason #?? (I hope this isn't too abstract) But, I noticed that Atheists are really afraid of death, so they refuse to eat good wholesome American food like Roast Beef, Bacon, Sour Cream, Cheddar Cheese, Chili Cheese Fries, Dairy Queen Snicker's Blizzard, etc... Just imagine how miserable life would be if you spent it eating soy beans and wheat grass because you were afraid to die because you secretly knew you were going to HELL!
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9 They believe, despite their infinitely small, human bound perspective on reality, that they can be sure that there is no God or Godly being! Based on no evidence, bar the fact they, as a human, have never experienced as a human, a God. Or so they think.
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