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Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 08:34 PM
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The letter S starts with SIN, SEX, SPILLED SEED & SATAN
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DEVIL, DEMON & DORIS DAY
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01-11-2011, 08:58 PM
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:06 PM
Frankly, I'm a little suspicious of the letter X. I can't think of a single Godly term that begins with that letter. In fact, the more X's you put in a row, the more sinful it looks.
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:26 PM
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
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It also resembles a buttocks, I hate to point out. And to make matters worse, both buttocks and breasts can be used in acts of sodomy!
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:34 PM
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Pedophile, Prostitute, Priest, Poison, Pornography, Papist, Pagan, Purgatory, Penetration, Penis, Physician, Pimp, Pope, and President Obama
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:41 PM
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Obama
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This reminds me of another letter that just seems sinful to me!
O
Not only does it start off demonic terms like Obama, Orgasm, and Origin of Species, it also resembles either a woman's ladybits or a rectum and could easily tempt men into sin.
I'm glad we've brought this discussion up though. I think we can't overstate the importance of recognizing the inherent sinfulness of the alphabet. I also really think it illustrates the dangers in letting lesser people like women and Canaanites learn to read and write; we could easily be tempted into sin because of this!
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
I've always been offended by the letter B. Its resemblance to chest muffins is positively obscene. I'm surprised the pervert who first scrawled it didn't include a pair of puffy nipples. I am outraged and appalled by the sheer indecency of our ancient forebears.
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It also resembles a pair of (please excuse me) balls with the left side (top of the B being a tad smaller than the bottom) just like most men.
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
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The letter S starts with SIN, SEX, SPILLED SEED & SATAN
D
DEVIL, DEMON & DORIS DAY
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Funny thing - I mentally stick a "T" in-between those two hideous letters and thoughts of Pastor Kenneth come immediately to mind
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01-11-2011, 09:58 PM
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Vegetables. Satan's attempt to lure us to Hell.
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-11-2011, 10:00 PM
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Something about to go into something or a tapeworm leaving the anus - I never use the letter.
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01-11-2011, 10:00 PM
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Vegetables. Satan's attempt to lure us to Hell.
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AMEN Brother! It is indeed demonic!
It also starts the vile word Vajayjay and it points down to HELL!!
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01-11-2011, 10:16 PM
I also forbid Alphabet soup or Alphabet cereal in my house because you never know what Satan and his Minions might actually spell out on your spoon! Then you put in your mouth and swallow it into your body! The HOLY vessel that GOD gave you!
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01-11-2011, 11:34 PM
V V M M: "I broke it while skiing."
P R P: "You really oughta trim those nosehairs."
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a @ a: "Helen, you really need to come out of that shell."
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S s s: "Mommy, I will be as big as you when I grow up!"
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01-11-2011, 11:43 PM
Y The forked tongue of satan!
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-12-2011, 12:03 AM
Avert your eyes, for I am about to post the most demonic "letters" of all. NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWING BY MINORS OR WOMEN!
صصاببلخسنمل
Even the worst American letters simply cannot compare to that garbage.
EDIT: But while we're on the topic, I have discussed the evils of the letter O before:
I once made the mistake of reading a book by a Frenchman about O, and it turned out to have some very, very unchristian content indeed. What's worse, the pornographic story of O was actually adapted as a children's story by the notorious athiest James Thurber, showing once again how utterly twisted and amoral all non-Christians are. In addition, the Nazis planned to build "O" boats, and the O was also the name of a sinister Marxist fascist health food cult. And that's before we even get into the role the 15th letter of the alphabet plays in the name of a certain Obamination.
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-12-2011, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
صصاببلخسنمل
Even the worst American letters simply cannot compare to that garbage.
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What is that, a pubic hair?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: Demonic Letters of the Alphabet -
01-12-2011, 05:36 AM
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Brother, don't forget . . .
Oprah!
Also evil is G, with words like Genitals, Grope, Lady Ga Ga, Gumby, the fey and flexible clay boy, and Groovy, the hippies' favorite state of being.
I don't think I need to explain the words that start with D!
If you put those three vile letters together, you get the acronym OGD. Do I need to explain to you all what THAT stands for?
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01-12-2011, 06:37 AM
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Brother, don't forget . . .
If you put those three vile letters together, you get the acronym OGD. Do I need to explain to you all what THAT stands for?
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O-nother GODLESS Day?
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01-12-2011, 07:28 AM
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O-nother GODLESS Day?
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Close!
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