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Default I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-29-2012, 07:35 PM
Dear atheist fools,

I am so absolutely fed up with your homemade "spirituality."

I want to tell you what God is not: God is not "nature." God CREATED nature.

God is not disembodied spirit. God has a body and a face. I don't even want to go into the scriptures of God walking around, God shapeshifting, God wrestling, etc, but know this: we were made IN HIS IMAGE.

God is a MAN, God does not embody both sexes like a "yingyang." Females come from Adam's rib, we come AFTER and are here to SERVE men as unto GOD.

God does not love everyone, God hates fools who refuse to worship him, people who worship the creature more than the CREATOR.

God does not shed tears for little African pickaninies who refuse to worship him, even when they starving to death. We are WITHOUT excuse because God's nature is KNOWN TO EVERYONE.

God does not care about "saving the planet" and all that crap. God can create 10 new planets in a heart beat. And HE WILL create a new heaven and earth, so go ahead and throw your Big Mac wrappers out the window, God don't care! Plus, littering helps the economy by creating jobs for more garbage men.

God tests us by making out bodies and spirits war against each other, so just because "it feels right" don't make it RIGHT, in fact, if something feel good, you probably shouldn't do it.

God does not care about animals. Animals are here to be slaughtered and eaten by us, except the ones with split hooves, which we shouldn't eat. God nowhere says we can't eat eggs, bacon and smoke Newports. All of this is fine by him.

God made us HETEROSEXUAL and if Satan transplanted homoerotic thoughts in your mind, then you going to go to hell for thinking these thoughts. If you look at a member of the same sex you should probably pluck out your eye for good measure.

We are NOT equal: God gives some people special skills, such as Discernment of Spirits, and Tongues.


God doesn't perform as many miracles anymore because of OUR LACK OF FAITH.

IF you have faith THEN you can MOVE MOUNTAINS, which proves that even PERFECT Christians don't have faith.

Any more questions??? Just click on the link in my sig, and then your life will be as clear as the summer sky so that you are WITHOUT EXCUSE for SUBMITTING and OBEYING HIS WORD.

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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-30-2012, 11:38 AM
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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-30-2012, 12:00 PM
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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-30-2012, 04:25 PM
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sorry, what are you bumping this is a new thread
Maybe she's giving herself an Obama Gangland-Style Fist Bump?

Or maybe she wants a "booty bump"?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-30-2012, 06:27 PM
I sorry for being uppity. I thought Jesus was getting up in my fingers when I typed but I will learn to obey my betters, white Christians.

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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-30-2012, 07:31 PM
Your post reminds me of this letter:
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They are poor prophets that twaddle to me about the benevolence &c of the Creator: as if the unutterable unfathomable Creation had nothing else to do but constitute itself into a Soup-kitchen, and God Most High were mere President of a universal Charity Ball! In no time of history, I think, has such wretched stuff been spoken and snivelled about God,

Thomas Carlyle to John Stuart Mill (Templand, Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, / 11 April, 1842)
This is the trouble with atheists, catlix and fluffy-bunny Christians




“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-31-2012, 03:15 AM
This is a beautiful sermon. But tell the truth now, you stole this from a white man, didn't you, LaQ?

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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 08-31-2012, 06:44 AM
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This is a beautiful sermon. But tell the truth now, you stole this from a white man, didn't you, LaQ?
I got Jesus all up in my fingers, so yes, it did come from The White Man.

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Default Re: I am sick and tired of being sick and tired - 09-25-2012, 12:18 AM
Beautifully said. Atheists seem to not be able to help themselves from spewing nonsense and drivel, always spouting what they claim to be "truth" without any empirical (Biblical) evidence to back their inane assertions. It's a sad, sad reality we live in and is certainly a sign of the end of times and the rise of the Antichrist, which Jesus speaks of:

2 Thessalonians 2:
"(The Antichrist) Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God."

These atheists will burn forever for their stupidity and insolence, so take comfort in that, friends.
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