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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 06-08-2014, 10:05 PM
Faith machine thank you I genuinely appreciate your concern. You have beliefs and mine are different yes. I respect yours and I understand our views are so different you will not respect mine and I guess that's ok. I promise I'm not trying to lure any of you away to some scary godless society, just like healthy debate that's all.

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 06-09-2014, 04:49 AM
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Faith machine thank you I genuinely appreciate your concern. You have beliefs and mine are different yes. I respect yours and I understand our views are so different you will not respect mine and I guess that's ok. I promise I'm not trying to lure any of you away to some scary godless society, just like healthy debate that's all.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 07-15-2014, 09:34 PM
Evening all. How is everyone? Not debating I promise!

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 07-15-2014, 10:04 PM
Can anyone be saved?

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 07-15-2014, 10:59 PM
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Can anyone be saved?
At great effort and expense, your hosts here have provided a "Search" function for your convenience. Try using it.

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 07-16-2014, 12:18 AM
What part of "Unsaved NOT Welcome" did you not understand?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 07-16-2014, 12:19 AM
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Can anyone be saved?
You get saved by doing the following:

  1. Realize you are a worthless human being and need God.
  2. Read the KJV Bible and realize all your sins.
  3. Beg the Lord for forgiveness.
  4. Obey every single one of His commands as stated in the Bible.
  5. Be polite, respectful, honor and obey all that the True Christians are telling you on this site.


Got it? Not hard to understand.

"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 09-19-2014, 09:22 PM
Nice thanks mate. So only the one's you like can be saved? Surely if regardless of all my sins I could repent?

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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 09-20-2014, 03:34 AM
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Nice thanks mate. So only the one's you like can be saved? Surely if regardless of all my sins I could repent?
That depends, dear. Almost all sins may be forgiven, except:

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Therefore, even if you are a mass murderer, God may forgive you, but I do hope that you have never blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, dear!


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Default Re: So what is 'biblically correct'? - 09-20-2014, 03:59 AM
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Nice thanks mate. So only the one's you like can be saved? Surely if regardless of all my sins I could repent?
We like who Jesus likes, scumbag. Take your rebuking like a man and get right with Christ!
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