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piffle -
08-05-2014, 01:26 PM
Is piffle all that bad of a word?
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 01:43 PM
Friend, I'm afraid I'm unfamiliar with that word. I can't find it anywhere in the Bible.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Divine Cactus
Is piffle all that bad of a word?
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What are you talking about, young lady? Nobody cares about the youth patois here: we speak American.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 02:11 PM
No I meant to say *** potty language removed ***, but the helpful Christians on this forum gratefully changed the awful word to something less satanic.
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 08-05-2014 at 02:27 PM.
Reason: Potty language.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 02:16 PM
I AM A MAN. NOT A WOMAN.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Divine Cactus
Is piffle all that bad of a word?
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Did you happen to consult a KJV Bible, or did you simply come here to try and shock peaceful Christians on their family-friendly website?
(Ephesians 4:29) "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
All the answers are in there, friend.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Divine Cactus
I AM A MAN. NOT A WOMAN.
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Okay! Okay. Calm down.
I'm sure in your circle it's normal to shout out one's gender preference, but here there is no male or female in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3:28). Regardless of how you might "identify" out there, among decent, civilized people, we appreciate civilized conversation, and that means keeping potty language confined to the potty room.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Okay! Okay. Calm down.
I'm sure in your circle it's normal to shout out one's gender preference, but here there is no male or female in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3:28). Regardless of how you might "identify" out there, among decent, civilized people, we appreciate civilized conversation, and that means keeping potty language confined to the potty room.
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Dear lady Etheldreda, I assume that he means, he is a man, even though he looks like a woman. I have heard there are that kind of weirdos in the world too.
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Re: piffle -
08-05-2014, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
Dear lady Etheldreda, I assume that he means, he is a man, even though he looks like a woman. I have heard there are that kind of weirdos in the world too.
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Thank you for clearing that up, friend! I get so confused with people today thinking that the sex organs God gives them at birth are somehow interchangeable. Like humans are some biological legos set-up? That doesn't even make sense.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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