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Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 09:49 AM
I would like to start by introducing myself. I am a 41 year old WHITE male who is both wonderfully relieved and immensely encouraged by reading these forums. It us wonderful to see just how many "true" Christians there are left on God's beautiful utopia and reading some of these posts has truly inspired me. However it has also encouraged me greatly to spread God's teachings to the rest of the world as I fear too many are straying from the path of righteousness. To stay holy is to stay pure and there is no greater pleasure than seeing my two young offspring have their two hours of bible study every evening before bed. I recently heard about the disgraceful dangers that video games have on our children and the next generation. Anyone who discovers their child has been playing video games must punish them swiftly as they have been sent to this earth by satan to brainwash the next generation into becoming rapist, pedophiles and worst of all...HOMOSEXUALS! I can not thank you all enough for helping me realize the dangers that are out there and I only hope the sinners see the light and right their wrongs. Praise the Lord
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 10:20 AM
What name can we call you by? Clearly we can't call you "Our Lord and Savior"! And which church do you attend?
And your children. Boys or girls? And why only 2?
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 11:26 AM
First of all thank you for the welcome. My name is Michael. I attend the Chichester Cathedral in Coventry I am currently living in the United Kingdom. It is a wonderful place full of devoted God fearing folk just like ourselves. My children are both young boys named Arthur and Christopher. I currently have two as my father requested I only have two offspring as one of his last wishes to all of his children. I have four siblings who all also have two offspring making us a large, holy and truly wonderful family.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 11:49 AM
Yay!
You hate gays. Well done.
Douche.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 11:52 AM
I couldn't agree more friend, I have managed to get many people in my neighborhood to see the light and find Jesus already but I will not stop until everyone has seen the light and brings the Lord into their lives.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 11:54 AM
I am a tad concerned, Michael. I hope you are not saying that England is full of God-fearing folk. If so, I suggest you read this.
If you are suggesting that Chichester Cathedral is full of God-fearing folk, I suggest you read this.
Whatever, you do need to change to Baptist. The only true Christian faith.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 11:58 AM
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My name is Michael. I attend the Chichester Cathedral in Coventry
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Good heavens, have they moved it to Coventry? What has happened to Coventry Cathedral - is it now in Chichester?
This doesn't surprise me as there is NOTHING the CofE will not stoop to in order to cover-up the sex scandals and abominations.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 12:01 PM
I personally try to stay away from CofE as I believe that they are hiding many secrets from us. I worry for the next generation who are brought up to believe that CofE is completely safe and holy.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 12:51 PM
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I personally try to stay away from CofE
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and yet...
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Originally Posted by OurLordAndSavior
I attend the Chichester Cathedral in Coventry.
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Tell us, Michael, what denomination is this Chichester Cathedral (the one in Coventry) that you attend? And if you wish to fellowship with us, please remember:
Ephesians 4:25 Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by OurLordAndSavior
bible study
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Just out of curiosity (not checking for red flags or anything of that nature), why don't you capitalize the word Bible?
To make sure: you do mean the KJV 1611 Bible, correct?
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 05:21 PM
The Church of England is just another version of Romanism, albeit one which denies Rome. They are every bit as twisted as the ordinary Englishman. Like Romans, they pray to idols adorned with gold and jewels. They worship saints and have priests to communicate with God for them. God hates them and will send them all to Hell. Are you one of those, Michael?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-25-2015, 08:54 PM
I am in complete agreement, I have often been close to not attending communion at CofE churches however unfortunately it is my only option for staying holy. I plan on moving back to the wonderful United States towards the end of the year as I believe my children should be raised around other children who study the BIBLE like us.
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03-26-2015, 02:03 AM
It is good that you seek Jesus. You may yet avoid Hell. The road to salvation is long and longer for some than for others. I feel you have far to go.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 02:59 AM
The CofE is an abomination. I cannot welcome anyone who dabbles in that form of devil worship.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 09:24 AM
Thank you for your kind words, indeed I have a long path ahead of me to be cleansed of all my sins but I am willing to take it step by step, day by day to show my faith in Christ and in God
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 09:29 AM
I am upset to hear you say that, I can see from your information you really are an influential figure on this site, is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 02:34 PM
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I am upset to hear you say that
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You have not heard the fine Pastor say anything. This is a written medium. It's a small nuance, but people get these things wrong all the time. For example when they read a non-KJV 1611 Bible but they hear a voice in their head telling them to take everything figuratively
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is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?
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If you are good with God, then the Pastor may be good with you. It is all very logical, very consistent with the (KJV 1611) Bible and very logical. That is True Christianity. Good luck!
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 05:51 PM
Many thanks for your kind words towards me, I believe that the Lord is good with me as I have always confessed my sins and would never dream of straying from his path.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-26-2015, 08:04 PM
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His path.
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Good. You do need to work on your capitalization skills a bit though
It's the little things.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Hello Fellow Christians! -
03-27-2015, 03:17 AM
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I am upset to hear you say that, I can see from your information you really are an influential figure on this site, is there anything I can do to make you welcome me?
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You can start by renouncing satan and all his works. Then accept Christ Jesus as your personal Savior©.
Also, stop being a damned foreigner.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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