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Default Christian soul mate - 05-14-2011, 05:30 PM
We have a great guy here at our church that lost his wife recently to a snake bite ordeal. He is getting past his grieving period and is ready to start dating again. He is a Christian and is seeking, of course, a Christian woman. In his search, he discovered a video of a real Christian woman and has become quite infatuated with her. He thinks that she and her husband may have separated for some unknown reason and feels the woman may be the soul mate that he has been praying for. If anyone knows the whereabouts of this lady, please post it here. She was a movie star of sorts on the TV show "wife swap", where a real Christian trades homes briefly with a normal, unChristian family. Here is a short video of the lady describing her encounter with a 'dark sided' secular family.

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Default Re: Christian soul mate - 05-14-2011, 05:39 PM
1 Corinthians 11:15: But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering

Not enough glory, too immodest to cover herself with hair (God's 100% natural burka).

Make her repent, and give her a few months to grow a glorious covering, and I think we'll have a match (literally) made in heaven.

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Default Re: Christian soul mate - 05-15-2011, 06:15 AM
She doesn't exactly seem to submit to her husband. In fact he's cowering from her.

It's not her position to kick people out of her husbands house, it's not her place to tear up her husbands money. She needs to read her Bible more.

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Default Re: Christian soul mate - 05-15-2011, 09:18 AM
She might be good for farm work. I could see her maybe pushing a plough, or perhaps being used to frighten off wolves and other predators.

Not really wife material, though.

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