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06-05-2007, 07:11 PM
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So koalas, ducks, penguins, flamingoes, and dolphins have all gone homer, eh? Since it couldn't possibly be a natural phenomenon, there could only be one possible excuse for this trend: rap music.
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ROFLOL! And how exactly would wild animals have access to rap music?
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06-05-2007, 09:15 PM
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ROFLOL! And how exactly would wild animals have access to rap music?
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"The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."
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06-05-2007, 09:41 PM
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"The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual."
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There are animals in the wild that engage in homosexual behavior. How do you explain them?
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 09:46 PM
I already explained it, in this very thread: Original Sin.
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06-05-2007, 09:48 PM
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I already explained it, in this very thread: Original Sin.
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Animals did not commit original sin - it only applies to people.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 10:21 PM
Well, at least you proved that you never bothered to read my post.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-05-2007, 10:23 PM
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Animals did not commit original sin - it only applies to people.
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What do you think the serpent was doing in the garden besides getting Eve all hot and bothered? Homer reptile sex, that's what was up and he gayed up most of the animals that way.
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06-06-2007, 01:04 AM
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What do you think the serpent was doing in the garden besides getting Eve all hot and bothered? Homer reptile sex, that's what was up and he gayed up most of the animals that way.
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06-06-2007, 01:34 AM
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And you say I'm obsessed.
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Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals? The only logical explication is the Serpent wrapping itself around anything that moved like a giant detached tallywacker.
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06-06-2007, 12:35 PM
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Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals?
Homosexual behavior could have evolved as a population control mechanism, or as a means of establishing dominance within the pack.
The only logical explication is the Serpent wrapping itself around anything that moved like a giant detached tallywacker.
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-06-2007, 07:57 PM
[quote=Bobby-Joe;71660]Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals? [quote]
It's all in the genes, my friend, it's all in the genes.
This one catched my eye: how come that Jesus had only male apostle with whom he had a last diner. And why, if being gay is wrong (like you guys say), did Judas KISS jesus? So who are the gay one's in your little fairytale...
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06-06-2007, 08:10 PM
[QUOTE=G-Baby;71819][quote=Bobby-Joe;71660]Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals?
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It's all in the genes, my friend, it's all in the genes.
This one catched my eye: how come that Jesus had only male apostle with whom he had a last diner. And why, if being gay is wrong (like you guys say), did Judas KISS jesus? So who are the gay one's in your little fairytale...
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So it is science eye for the God guy now? Really, spare us your homer fantasies of The Lord. By definition He can't be gay since He is perfect.
Shesh, next you will be telling us because God is a creator that makes God a woman so Mary getting impregnated by God was a lesbian act.
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06-06-2007, 08:21 PM
[quote=Bobby-Joe;71822][quote=G-Baby;71819]
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Oh, so how does your monkey man theory explain gay animals?
So it is science eye for the God guy now? Really, spare us your homer fantasies of The Lord. By definition He can't be gay since He is perfect.
1) NO, it is science eye for the science guy. You all claim that there was no monkey man.
2) But we DO have something in common: we both watch the Simpsons
Shesh, next you will be telling us because God is a creator that makes God a woman so Mary getting impregnated by God was a lesbian act.
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Here is an example, my friends, of irrational thinking...
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06-06-2007, 09:57 PM
[quote=G-Baby;71826][quote=Bobby-Joe;71822]
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Here is an example, my friends, of irrational thinking...
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Re: Aussie Lies: Lezbean Koalas -
06-06-2007, 10:24 PM
[quote=G-Baby;71819]
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And why, if being gay is wrong (like you guys say), did Judas KISS jesus? So who are the gay one's in your little fairytale...
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Because Judas was EVIL. He betrayed Jesus after all. Time and time again, heathens put forth the straw man argument that the Bible is supposed to be Alice in Wonderland or something -- a book where nothing bad ever happens and everyone prances around in a magic fairyland. That's what Pastor Feelgood wants you to believe, but it's not the Truth; the real Bible is filled with wicked acts committed by wicked people. How can we know how not to behave without examples?
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