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Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 01:56 PM
It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad). But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer Christianson
It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad. But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
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I'm real sorry to hear about that Brother Elmer. Maybe Brother BJ and the boys in security can pay them a visit and get a few things straight between them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 03:11 PM
Have you reported them to the Department of Faith? If you so much as see two men occupying the same 6' square space without an American beer each, I suggest you notify the DoF of their suspicious behavior. Often it is an indicator of left-leaning tendencies.
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 04:39 PM
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I'm real sorry to hear about that Brother Elmer. Maybe Brother BJ and the boys in security can pay them a visit and get a few things straight between them.
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Yes Brother Elmore, give the address and I'll be all over these homers.
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 04:59 PM
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Yes Brother Elmer, give the address and I'll be all over these homers.
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Thank the Lord, I just noticed your message, BJ. Those homers live on the corner of Leviticus and Gaylord . . . hmmmmm.
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 05:11 PM
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Thank the Lord, I just noticed your message, BJ. Those homers live on the corner of Leviticus and Gaylord . . . hmmmmm.
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Excellent. I'll be firm but gentle with these two rump pangers
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-14-2007, 05:32 PM
Interesting..... The Department of Faith shows that THIS guy works (as a houseboy) for the two Homers living on Levticus and Gaylord.
I hope you are safe Mother G!
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-17-2007, 04:07 PM
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Interesting..... The Department of Faith shows that THIS guy works (as a houseboy) for the two Homers living on Levticus and Gaylord.
I hope you are safe Mother G!
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With a houseboy like that, surely they can't be Homers.
Remember, they have that whole "Moob-Free since 1983" campaign underway.
They must just be Rick James fans . . . and there's nothing more heterosexual than some Superfreak!
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-17-2007, 04:26 PM
They might not be homer but they still better get in line before Jesus knocks them straight into hell! Good luck Brother Elmer.
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Re: Looking 4 a SAFE Un-gay Gated Community -
04-18-2007, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer Christianson
It seems like we just got settled in to our new home (with six car garage and helipad). But now, Glendora says two men are living in a house down the block. Should I contact our home-owner's association, or should we move? Does anyone know of a Biblically correct gated community that's safe from homosexuals?
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Maybe you should try this wonderful community. I believe it is called the city of Mardeegrah in Louisiana state.
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