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Default Military infested with sodomites? - 06-07-2007, 01:16 AM

No wonder it took us nearly 40 days to win the war in Iraq — radical sodomites have infested our military in pursuit of special rights and hot sweaty man sex! Then again, can there be any doubt about the crimes against nature that go on at a US military camp with a sissy-sounding, blatantly French name like "Lejeune?"

From the annual fag rag Pride '07:

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'When I was in the military I depended on the people who had gone before,' Agnone explains. "And then when I realized that, okay, I need to start doing what I can for gay issues, too, I kind of see myself as almost standing on their shoulders." Already, he says, he served as a guidance counselor of sorts for fellow gay Marines and sailors at Camp Lejeune. It wasn't a role he sought, but it ended up being one he came to embrace. "One day I was sitting at work and I got an email. And my heart stopped because the email said basically, 'I saw you at the club last night.' And there's only one club in Wilmington. I mean, there's one club, one gay bar.
After deleting any trace of the message, he recalls, "I ended up going, 'Well shit, if I don't write them back they're going to think that I'm mean, then what will happen? I don't even know who this person is.' So I wrote back and I was like, 'Here's my cell phone number. Don't email me anymore. Just call.' And so I ended up becoming almost a mentor for this person, and through that developed a network of many, many other Marines, and sailors, actually.

It was great, you know, because he had a stable life, and so they could confide in (him)," Juarez observes. It's clearly a responsibility both of them take very seriously. And that willingness to be of service and support, to mentor younger gay soldiers attempting to navigate not only their military duties and careers—but their lives—with a two-ton boulder strapped to their back is something they both admire in each other. "We actually found out that there's a lot of us," Agnone says with lingering amazement. "There were just steady couples at Camp Lejeune in the middle of North Carolina.

To a gay man who's worked with the military for years, that's still a surprising thing to hear. Conventional Washington wisdom holds that if you took all the gay people off Capitol Hill and out of the White House the government would shut down, but that's not an assertion I would include the military in.

And yet, here are two guys from the inside saying, "Yes, in fact, if 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' really achieved its goal, our nation's readiness would be in very serious trouble.


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Default Re: Military infested with sodomites? - 06-07-2007, 03:22 AM

You know I saw that so-called demoncrat debate the other day, with the communist Hillary and the porch monkey Obamasa too. There were eight or ten of the parasites all clamoring to be our next president, and every man-jack couldn't wait to announce how they would let queers join our military. Hellary went one better on them; she wants to make it mandatory.

And I believe that I've had enough of that homer Wolf Bletzer mincing around the stage. Can't they get Wash O'Hanley to moderate these debates? A more masculine, manly and fair-minded host I cannot imagine.


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Default Re: Military infested with sodomites? - 06-07-2007, 06:41 AM

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No wonder it took us nearly 40 days to win the war in Iraq — radical sodomites have infested our military in pursuit of special rights and hot sweaty man sex! Then again, can there be any doubt about the crimes against nature that go on at a US military camp with a sissy-sounding, blatantly French name like "Lejeune?"

From the annual fag rag Pride '07:
This is no news to my husband Elmer and I. And it is exactly why our son is a proud member of the Selective Service System. Selective Service is the only military branch that does not incorporate gay gang showers.

We're proud of our 100% heterosexual son Skeeter!
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Default Re: Military infested with sodomites? - 06-07-2007, 04:59 PM

I blame Bill Clinton for leaving Our Nation's Armed Forces in such pitiful shape. I weep for Our Courageous Commander-in-Chief, President Bush, who has singlehandedly had to defend America against the sick and disgusting influences leftover from the Clinton administration that corrupted the military he inherited.
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Default Re: Military infested with sodomites? - 06-07-2007, 07:17 PM

This is outrageous and another of how the left has touched bottom. Everyone knows that only heterosexual men are good at war. Letting gays in with their fixation with sweaty man sex is just bending over to the terrorist and asking for it.



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