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Default Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-24-2012, 08:57 PM

I'm sure this Godly man will be persecuted for shooting his hellbound cousin, but the way I look at it, he was just protecting his family from shape-shifting demons and the children that serve them.

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Girl in Halloween Costume Mistaken for Skunk Shot by Cousin

An 8-year-old girl in New Sewickley Township, Pa., dressed for Halloween in a black costume and a black hat with a white feather was shot over the weekend by her cousin who thought she was a skunk.

In a statement Monday, New Sewickley Township Chief of Police Ronald Leindecker said the girl was at a Halloween bonfire at a family member's home around 10 p.m. The girl, whose name has not been released, was said to have been playing on a hillside when the home's owner, Janet Grant, mistook her for the noxious pest.

Police said Grant then asked her son, Thomas Grant, who police said was the victim's cousin, to shoot the pest.

According to the statement, Grant then retrieved a shotgun from the home. While his mother shined a flashlight at what they believed was a skunk, Thomas fired the gun, striking the still unidentified girl in the shoulder and abdomen.

The girl was flown by helicopter about 30 miles to Pittsburgh Children's Hospital, where she underwent surgery and where, according to police, she remains in critical condition.
If the little slut didn't want to get shot, she shouldn't have been consorting with demons, dancing around a pire by moonlight during Samhain season. Christians are understandibly on edge around the Devil's Birthday, with so many witches and demons around. And really, letting a girl dress up as a skunk? I blame her parents!



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Default Re: Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-24-2012, 09:31 PM

Lesson learned i guess, if you dont want to be shot, then don't dress as an animal! Animals were made for us to eat, or to just kill for personal enjoyment, going to an American home dressed as an animal is like begging to get shot, kind of like walking into a military base dressed as a taliban suicide bomber.
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Default Re: Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-27-2012, 07:32 PM

The real tragedy here is that Obama's restrictive guns laws meant the 9 year old girl was not able to defend herself. If she had military grade body armor and an assault rifle, their little popgun wouldn't have made a scratch and we'd be looking at a totally different scenario.

But really, there's no excuse for not having a deck mounted 50-cal to defend your home and property. It's a failure all round for Obama. This is a strong case for opening up the gun laws and allowing people to defend themselves properly.
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Thumbs down Re: Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-29-2012, 05:31 AM

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The real tragedy here is that Obama's restrictive guns laws meant the 9 year old girl was not able to defend herself. If she had military grade body armor and an assault rifle, their little popgun wouldn't have made a scratch and we'd be looking at a totally different scenario.

But really, there's no excuse for not having a deck mounted 50-cal to defend your home and property. It's a failure all round for Obama. This is a strong case for opening up the gun laws and allowing people to defend themselves properly.
ok, please tell me you're joking. You think that giving the gun to an underage youth WHO HAD NO TRAINING WHAT SO EVER is a better idea? *sigh* I feel sorry for the woman on this site. if they so much as lift a finger and they are called sluts. And I have found you're horribly unfair scenario in wich if a man shows up as a geust he can rape you're daughter. BUT if the girl allows it she is a slut. and if she says no she goes to hell. I know your wrong in that department.
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Default Re: Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-29-2012, 05:34 AM

Dear Friend,

Ignorance and hatred like that evinced in your last post are EXACTLY the reason God is smiting he East Coast of America with a Category 1 hurricane. I hope you can live with all the blood on your hands.

Yours in Him,
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Default Re: Underage Satanic Furry Shot by Cousin During Samhain Ritual - 10-30-2012, 01:25 AM

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ok, please tell me you're joking. You think that giving the gun to an underage youth WHO HAD NO TRAINING WHAT SO EVER is a better idea? *sigh* I feel sorry for the woman on this site. if they so much as lift a finger and they are called sluts. And I have found you're horribly unfair scenario in wich if a man shows up as a geust he can rape you're daughter. BUT if the girl allows it she is a slut. and if she says no she goes to hell. I know your wrong in that department.
Mr. Mothy, there are so many things wrong with your comments here that I hardly know where to begin.

You don't want children to be able to defend themselves.

I have never seen a woman here called a "slut" for lifting a finger, except for Ditch Girl who, when asked, "Who wants to be gang-banged by these 25 convicts," raised a finger.

Nobody here has said that if a man shows up as a guest he can rape our daughters. Never!

And how do you know who goes to Hell and who does not? Please explain, using Scripture.


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