What is that, some sort of compact car? I would never drive anything like that, most likely I'd be mistaken for a homosexual and would endupwith sodomite perverts tailgating me in hopes of catching me in a public washroom.
SUVs are the only acceptable vehicle for patriotic Americans, and even they are being sissified by "hybrid" (even it's name suggests bisexuality!) designs.
Gentlemen, it is time to replace SUVs with a more patriotic vehicle. A vehicle that proudly tells the world the oil is OURS, nature is no use to us when we get raptured (very soon!), and bigger is better.
So, what vehicle will it be?
Here's the first entry into the contest:
http://www.limotrack.co.uk/
Quote:
For sixteen passengers...this unique Limousine with a military theme, Hardman LimoTrack, is a truly memorable experience in a genuine ex MOD full tracked, all terrain, amphibious personnel carrier...
An addition since its Army days is a cooler which can be stocked with beer, a magnum of champagne or soft drinks...
The "banging" music video system, custom designed and installed by KINGSTON CAR SOUND is the best in any Limousine in the city...
There is a smoke machine and some cool lighting in a vehicle guaranteed to turn heads, in fact you have our assurance that it will attract EVERYONE’s attention....allow people to see and hear you and your friends partying...
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