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Default I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 12:21 AM
I should be cooking, cleaning and raising a wonderful mans babies! I'm still young and I still have time to set my life right with Jesus!

Praise The Lord!

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No more druging, boozing and no more selling my body at truck stops! I'm going to find a good Baptist man who will put a ring on my finger and some babies in my womb!
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Default Re: I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 12:35 AM
PRAISE HIM! May you finally find your way in the world. It's wonderful that you've decided to accept God's plan. I'm sure it won't be long before you find a Godly man who will give you direction and some little Christian soldiers! You are a lost lamb who has finally come into the light. You go, Sister, and give yourself to Christ! Let Him enter you! Let Jesus' love explode inside you!

Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
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Default Re: I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 12:56 AM
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PRAISE HIM! May you finally find your way in the world. It's wonderful that you've decided to accept God's plan. I'm sure it won't be long before you find a Godly man who will give you direction and some little Christian soldiers! You are a lost lamb who has finally come into the light. You go, Sister, and give yourself to Christ! Let Him enter you! Let Jesus' love explode inside you!
Thank you, sister of the undamned! I wish I would have seeked out Jesus sooner!

Praise The Lord!
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Default Re: I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 01:15 AM
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Thank you, sister of the undamned! I wish I would have seeked out Jesus sooner!
So do all the truckers you've given AIDS, no doubt.

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Default Re: I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 01:20 AM
Brother Billy Bob, we all know that AIDS is a disease which only effects gays and Africans (we know why, and what God thinks of them). Now, unless any of those truckers are Africans or FAGS as well as whoremongers, then that's a different story... Here's praying that this young woman can repent and get right with the Lord.

Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
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Default Re: I should be in the kitchen! - 08-01-2010, 02:16 AM
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So do all the truckers you've given AIDS, no doubt.
I have yet to AID any truckers in to salvation! I am still working on saving myself! The time will come brother... the time will come!

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