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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 03:36 AM

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But I think we can all agree that the Enterprise (even in Picard's hands) could kick the Death Star's rump!
The ion canon would completely pwn your stupid shields. Don't you know it shuts down all electronic systems?


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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 03:57 AM

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Why hello there! I don't think we've met! I'm James T. Kirk, captain of the USS Enterprise here to represent the United Federation of Gettin' Funky. Have I told you about... hold on a moment...


For some reason I have a feeling you have a hidden laptop full of Kirk/Spock fan fiction, if you know what I mean! LOL!


Hi again. I'd invite you to my ready room, but honestly I'm ready no matter what room I'm in! ROFLMAO! Don't worry. McCoy has shot me full of Klingon penicillin so what say we grab some Romulan ale and let me set my phased-her to STUNNED! LOL!
You're not even a true geek. Kirk didn't have a Ready Room you poser.


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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 06:33 PM

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Plus you're a damned race traitor!
And damned proud of it! Once you go green, you never grow lean! LOL!

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You're not even a true geek. Kirk didn't have a Ready Room you poser.
Of course I don't! Like I said, I'm ready no matter what room I'm in!


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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 06:38 PM

I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.


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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 06:52 PM

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I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.
Maybe it needs the right star. Someone other than William ShatThar.


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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 07:25 PM

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I fail to see how a TV show about an old man who is cranky all the time could be funny.
I agree Brother Cranky, like making fun of someone religious beliefs mocking the aged is way out of line. Only the worst kind of scoundrels would do it.



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Default Re: $#*! My Dad Says is the GREATEST SITCOM EVER!!!!11!!!eleven!! - 09-29-2010, 08:31 PM

Tell your dad that he looks great in his fishing vests.

They totally hide all the extra weight he's packing.


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