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Dear Mr Lebeau(or is it by any chance LeBeau)

How come some negroes are educated and very intelligent(as you are)?

Is this the God's way to show us we're all born equal but the conditions make as different?

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How in the Chris Benoit is that a stuid questions. Remy is an African American plain and simple
I've never been to Africa so how can I be an afircan american? I'm 100% american, born and raised. How dare you question my allegiance to my country. Take your racist hate speech elsewhere.

If you have no questions concerning nigra, chink, injun, spic, or a-rab culture then begone. I'm not here to be berrated with your hate speech. I'll let you go with a verbal warning this time, but next time it'll be a warning point.
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Dear Mr Lebeau(or is it by any chance LeBeau)

How come some negroes are educated and very intelligent(as you are)?

Is this the God's way to show us we're all born equal but the conditions make as different?

Thak you and praise Jesus(and GWB )
Who are you calling a negro?
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Dear Mr Lebeau(or is it by any chance LeBeau)

How come some negroes are educated and very intelligent(as you are)?

Is this the God's way to show us we're all born equal but the conditions make as different?

Thak you and praise Jesus(and GWB )
Brother AndrewisI. I should be very careful how you ask your questions to Brother Remy.
As a True Christian and Platinum Tither he has tremendous powers on Gods favourite Forum.
You would do well to treat him with the respect he deserves.

He is White by Marriage.
His heart is full-bloodied white.
His slightly suntanned Caramel complexion is quite beautiful.


Now, Brother Remy. My friend wishes to know, is it true what is said regarding a Negra Choo-choo?



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Forgive me, Mr LeBeau

What I wanted to know is what is God trying to say by sending us so many wonderful and intelligent ex-negroes or white-by-marriage men?

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The very fact that he is in here, helpfully answering questions prove beyond doubt that he is not a negro, Andrew.

No negro would do such a thing unless you're asking how much the crack he is dealing will cost you.
(Or some similar up-to-no-good question.)


And that takes us to my questions.
Brother Remy;
Crack has been mentioned here a great deal, so my question is, why are most crack dealers negros?
Is it some negro instinct to deal crack (or any other illegal substance for that matter)?
Does negros simply make better crack dealers than everyone else?

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Sister Talitha writes, "Now, Brother Remy. My friend wishes to know, is it true what is said regarding a Negra Choo-choo?"

Sadly, it is. The nigra tallywhacker was made so big in order to keep the hamites from ever wanting to gaze at a white man's tallywhacker ever again. A sore reminder of Ham's indiscretion against his father Noah. Sadly the jooish media has got nigras thinking its a good thing. Although I've put nigrahood behind me I'm always embarrassed when I enter the locker rooms and all my other brothers in Christ jaws' drop. Hopefully my son's member will be a normal True Christian 4 inch tallywhacker.

Andrew writes, "What I wanted to know is what is God trying to say by sending us so many wonderful and intelligent ex-negroes or white-by-marriage men?"

Ex-negro, white, white by marriage, honorary white man - same difference. You're ranbling reminds me of a certain 40 year old virgin who was always jealous that I had a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed, rosey cheeked wife. This loser even had a similar avatar as yours.

SalvationSeeker writes, "Crack has been mentioned here a great deal, so my question is, why are most crack dealers negros? Is it some negro instinct to deal crack (or any other illegal substance for that matter)? Does negros simply make better crack dealers than everyone else?"

Because the only way to find a nigress attractive is if your high on something. Crack and other narcotics are fundamental to the continuence of the negroidial species. Such types of drugs go all the way back to the Dark Continent when they were practicing head shrinkers, cooking each other in pots, and eating their own young. Without crack they be trying to rape white women more feverishly than they already do now. We'd have to put them all down.

You think a person in full control of their mind and senses would willingly mate with this?:
<---Typical nigress

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Sadly, it is. The nigra tallywhacker was made so big in order to keep the hamites from ever wanting to gaze at a white man's tallywhacker ever again. A sore reminder of Ham's indiscretion against his father Noah. Sadly the jooish media has got nigras thinking its a good thing. Although I've put nigrahood behind me I'm always embarrassed when I enter the locker rooms and all my other brothers in Christ jaws' drop. Hopefully my son's member will be a normal True Christian 4 inch tallywhacker.
But surely, even if one is.. uhm, given.. a tallywhacker of larger variety than usually found among True Christian™ Whites.
It does not mean that ones blood is tainted by Ham? Right?

Despite whatever evil rumors as to the nature of ones greatgrandmothers whiteness, or the total coincidence that ones grandmother has a huge butt, craves watermelon, and likes to sport a heavy tan year'round, right? (She likes to tan! OK?? It is not like its permanent! I think.) Right?

Or the other TOTAL COINCIDENCE that despite ones fathers blue eyes, blonde hair and absence of lips, one has black eyes, brown hair and sliightly larger lips?
Right? Is that not right, Brother Remy?
These are just coincidences, Brother.
I am right, right?


As for the picture, of course I wouldn't.
A Godly White man like me would never want anything to do with negros or nigresses. I would never help share the curse of Ham.. And neither would any of my ancestors!!


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Ex-negro, white, white by marriage, honorary white man - same difference. You're ranbling reminds me of a certain 40 year old virgin who was always jealous that I had a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed, rosey cheeked wife. This loser even had a similar avatar as yours.
Oh, the whitest person with the whitest wife, could you just answer my question!

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Hello Mr. Lebeau. I remember reading this thread on the old Landover Baptist forum, but I did not have any questions to ask you at the time... Although I do have several now.

1: You mentioned that nigras fancy themselves as "the king" by how they name nigra boys Tyrone (which you mentioned earlier means "king" in greek). I am also well aware that another popular nigra name is Leroy ("the king" in french). But what are nigras named Jerome supposed to be "king" of? (Or are they even kings at all?)

2: As per #1 on this list with the nigra having this sort of "royalty complex," does this mean the reason why nigras hate Elvis Presley so much is because he was nicknamed "The King"?

3. You claim to have knowledge about other non-white races than nigras. Are any of these races superior to one another, and if so, in what order?

4. Why do those Louis Fairycan-worshipping "black mudslimes" wear those little bowties? I never understood the logic, because I've seen their camel jockey "cousins" (more on this in #6) in the Middle East many times on TV, and while I've seen them wearing teatowels over their faces, I never saw one wearing a bowtie!

5. Another thing I always wondered about the black mudslimes, is that they're known for standing on street corners selling something called "beanpies." What on our flat Earth is this supposed to be?! I can understand them being out on the streets selling fried chicken, watermellons, malt liquor, and crack, but this defies all logic.

6. Why is it that nigras always think of everyone else as being their "cousin"? When I was a child attending a sickular school, it sounded like the only words they knew were "that's my cousin," and in fact, I even had a few of them call me their cousin, or "cuz" as they say for short.


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4. Why do those Louis Fairycan-worshipping "black mudslimes" wear those little bowties? I never understood the logic, because I've seen their camel jockey "cousins" (more on this in #6) in the Middle East many times on TV, and while I've seen them wearing teatowels over their faces, I never saw one wearing a bowtie!
That reminds me of something else: are the Fruit of Islam actually fruits, on top of everything else?


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Salvation Seeker writes, "But surely, even if one is.. uhm, given.. a tallywhacker of larger variety than usually found among True Christian™ Whites. It does not mean that ones blood is tainted by Ham? Right?"

Nothing to worry about, SalvationSeeker, your 5 inches are still within exceptable True Christian parameters. It's when you reach the 7.25 and over that you may have a case of hamitosis.

Christ cleanses the body and soul of all who except Him as their Lord and Savior, believing in everything He has writen in the Holy Bible KJV1611. I was once a nigra, but Jesus cured me.

Cueball writes, "You mentioned that nigras fancy themselves as "the king" by how they name nigra boys Tyrone (which you mentioned earlier means "king" in greek). I am also well aware that another popular nigra name is Leroy ("the king" in french). But what are nigras named Jerome supposed to be "king" of? (Or are they even kings at all?)"

Hmmm, "Jerome"? Not quite for, but it has something to do with jerry curl juice... It's way before my time. Maybe Rev. Williams would know.

2: As per #1 on this list with the nigra having this sort of "royalty complex," does this mean the reason why nigras hate Elvis Presley so much is because he was nicknamed "The King"?

Elvis was the King of Rock and Roll, the Hip Hop of his day, and a white man. The nigra seem to think he stole it from them first... as if nigra could invent anything without a joo's assistance. Then Micheal Jackson, the King of PoP(now Queen?), decided to turn white. Nigra are really bitter about the fact that they didn't invent "coolness". But we all know they have never invented anything.

3. You claim to have knowledge about other non-white races than nigras. Are any of these races superior to one another, and if so, in what order?

Whites:
True Christians™ (Born Whites, Ex-negroes, Honary white men)
Hellbound sinners (assorted eurotrash, homers, lieberals, barren women, etc.)

Non-whites:
Gypsies (those dark haired russians with names like Sletzvana)
Eye-talians (Glorified mulattos)
Joos (big nose wallet buggerers)
Mulattos (demi-humans)
Spics (border jumping freeloaders)
Dot heads (cow worshipping American wannabes)
American negro (wellfare collecting freeloaders)
Injuns (North American to south american)
Assorted Chinks(From China to Hawaii to northern canada to pacific islanders)
A-rabs (big nosed camel buggerers)
Negroidials (pure blooded African spear chucker)
Arboriginals (so-called neanderthals)

4. Why do those Louis Fairycan-worshipping "black mudslimes" wear those little bowties? I never understood the logic, because I've seen their camel jockey "cousins" (more on this in #6) in the Middle East many times on TV, and while I've seen them wearing teatowels over their faces, I never saw one wearing a bowtie!

Nigra aren't smart enough to tie a traditional tie.

5. Another thing I always wondered about the black mudslimes, is that they're known for standing on street corners selling something called "beanpies." What on our flat Earth is this supposed to be?! I can understand them being out on the streets selling fried chicken, watermellons, malt liquor, and crack, but this defies all logic.

A pie made out of the same stuff as pork n beans, but without the pork. They probably learned to make those pies in the prison were they originally converted in.

6. Why is it that nigras always think of everyone else as being their "cousin"? When I was a child attending a sickular school, it sounded like the only words they knew were "that's my cousin," and in fact, I even had a few of them call me their cousin, or "cuz" as they say for short.

"Cuz" went out of style in the early 90's. I don't even remember anymore.

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They cover up the women, they hold hands with other men in public, they wear fluffy shirts with the top buttons undone, and they have mustaches like that guy from the Village People.... make your own conclusion.
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Brother Remy, is it true that most Negroes cannot swim? One never sees them competing in Olympic swimming events, and thank goodness ... a team of bulging bucks would be as ghastly as a faggle of male ballet dancers, especially during the backstroke; not to mention an all-Buck synchronized swim team performing a slow 'scissor' for the horrifed audience.

Why are they so afraid of the water?


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Brother Remy, is it true that most Negroes cannot swim? One never sees them competing in Olympic swimming events, and thank goodness ... a team of bulging bucks would be as ghastly as a faggle of male ballet dancers, especially during the backstroke; not to mention an all-Buck synchronized swim team performing a slow 'scissor' for the horrifed audience.

Why are they so afraid of the water?
Now that you mention it, I don't recall ever seeing a nigra on skiis or ice skates either. Is it those thin, brittle ankles they have, or just lack of any ability?


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Default Re: Ask an Ex-Negro - 09-26-2006, 05:20 PM

Godly Sister Rogers writes, "Brother Remy, is it true that most Negroes cannot swim? One never sees them competing in Olympic swimming events, and thank goodness ... a team of bulging bucks would be as ghastly as a faggle of male ballet dancers, especially during the backstroke; not to mention an all-Buck synchronized swim team performing a slow 'scissor' for the horrifed audience.

Why are they so afraid of the water?"


As we all know the nigra species has a touch of fire in them... a drop of the lake of Fire runs through their veins to be precise. It is what causes their black tarness by burning them from the inside out ever so slowly. Water and Hell Fire does not mix. An inner steam developes within their bodies. This pressure stiffens the nigra joints making it difficult to swim as good as, say, a godly white man.

Pastor Ezekiel writes, "Now that you mention it, I don't recall ever seeing a nigra on skiis or ice skates either. Is it those thin, brittle ankles they have, or just lack of any ability?"

I've explained it to Mrs Rogers above. However, mulattos and Canadian blue gummers are known to skate. The sissiness of Canada counteracts their savage nature making them more tame and normal acting.
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Brother Remy! I understand that neegroes are very into "booty calls."

Do you think Condoleeezzza will ever get one? And from whom?

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The sissiness of Canada counteracts their savage nature making them more tame and normal acting.
My observation of the typical Canadian Nancyboy Nig.




I've never seen them skate however, I have seen them flail and prance.

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Sister Sue Vera writes, "Brother Remy! I understand that neegroes are very into 'booty calls.' Do you think Condoleeezzza will ever get one? And from whom?"

Have you seen her?

I don't even want to think about it...

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