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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 06:58 PM

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And we care so much about what you, some swedish homosexual atheist THINK, that we will discard everything God has to say..
Probably listens to a lot of rap music too!!!
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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 09:14 PM

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Probably listens to a lot of rap music too!!!

Nope, I hate ra with a passion. But I very much like Bowie, The Killers and the beatles.
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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 09:24 PM

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What's funny about it? Are you a Nazi?
Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.
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Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.
It sounds more like you are one of the those gays guys trapped in a woman's body the way you harlot around with any guy who walks by.



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Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs


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Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs
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Is that really a Christian attitude? Hate us and you are hating Jesus. You have to take Christ's Tough Love® in stride and say "Thank you Lord, may I have another?". If the ancient Israelites gave into hatred like you are do you think they would have had the moral strength to purged the promised land of the Canaanites?



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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 10:00 PM

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Nope, I hate ra with a passion. But I very much like Bowie, The Killers and the beatles.
Who's ra?
Do you mean that false egyptian sun-god?
Well friend, we hate him too. Glad to see that we can agree on something atleast.


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Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs
And what did we ever do to deserve your hate?
Preach to you from the Bible? Inform you that the Bible says you're a false teacher, a child of satan, and hellbound?
If you hate us for pointing out what God's Word says.. I can't even begin to imagine how much you must hate God Himself.
I will pray for you.


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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 10:22 PM

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Who's ra?
Do you mean that false egyptian sun-god?
Well friend, we hate him too. Glad to see that we can agree on something atleast.




And what did we ever do to deserve your hate?
Preach to you from the Bible? Inform you that the Bible says you're a false teacher, a child of satan, and hellbound?
If you hate us for pointing out what God's Word says.. I can't even begin to imagine how much you must hate God Himself.
I will pray for you.
No, rap***** Thanks for the support, sometimes this site stops being funny: Oh, and I actually like Ancient Egyptian culture, very interesting.
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Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.
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No, rap***** Thanks for the support, sometimes this site stops being funny:
Oh, okay.
I can't see what's so "funny" about this site though, but I do get the point of your message:
That hatemongering children like that "Goats" only ruin it for everyone by sabotaging the mature discussion we're trying to have here.

He is a good example of what happens when mothers abandon their children to pursue a "career".. And it makes me sad.
I suppose we can't blame him alone for hating Jesus and everything that is good, cause his parents are probably just as responsible.

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Oh, and I actually like Ancient Egyptian culture, very interesting.
You should stay away from such nonsense, it is of satan and designed to damn your soul.
Why don't you read the KJV1611 Bible instead, try it, you're going to like it's uplifting message!


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Oh, okay.
I can't see what's so "funny" about this site though, but I do get the point of your message:
That hatemongering children like that "Goats" only ruin it for everyone by sabotaging the mature discussion we're trying to have here.

He is a good example of what happens when mothers abandon their children to pursue a "career".. And it makes me sad.
I suppose we can't blame him alone for hating Jesus and everything that is good, cause his parents are probably just as responsible.



You should stay away from such nonsense, it is of satan and designed to damn your soul.
Why don't you read the KJV1611 Bible instead, try it, you're going to like it's uplifting message!
You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

Hmmm?
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You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

Hmmm?
No, unlike certain other people:
We don't glorify ourselves, we glorify God.
Nor are we racists, we honor God's commandment concerning Hamites. (Negros)
And that's the reason we keep slaves too, God has commanded that some are to be slaves.
Really, if the Word of God teaches us that slavery is acceptable in God's eyes, who are we to argue?

Being a Christian is all about denying ourselves and replacing our own will with JESUS will.
And that my friend, is a truly uplifting message. Praise Jesus!


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No, unlike certain other people:
We don't glorify ourselves, we glorify God.
Nor are we racists, we honor God's commandment concerning Hamites. (Negros)
And that's the reason we keep slaves too, God has commanded that some are to be slaves.
Really, if the Word of God teaches us that slavery is acceptable in God's eyes, who are we to argue?

Being a Christian is all about denying ourselves and replacing our own will with JESUS will.
And that my friend, is a truly uplifting message. Praise Jesus!
Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.
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Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.
So you're saying you're a negro yourself? Or..?
And yes, we usually call negros who convert to Christianity "ex-negros" because as God cursed them -
God releases them from their bondage.

Ham, and all his descendants, were cursed for their sins, and without God, no man is free of sin (Psalm 14:1) thus they remain Hamites.
But in a True Christian however, there is no sin. (1 John 3:6)
Thus, a Hamite who becomes a True Christian is no longer truly a Hamite-
As any True Christian is no longer counted as a sinful being born of a woman (Job 25:4), but born of God.
For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:26

So in answer to your question - Negros can become True Christians, yes.
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You mean the uplifting message of: Be racist! Act like you're the best! Keep slaves!

Hmmm?
God most definetely approves of slavery, therefore it is good.

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Gen.9:25-27
And he [Noah] said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Gen.16:8-9
And he said, Hagar, Sarai's maid, whence camest thou? and whither wilt thou go? And she said, I flee from the face of my mistress Sarai. And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Return to thy mistress, and submit thyself under her hands.

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And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised.

Gen.24:35-36
And the LORD hath blessed my master [Abraham] greatly; and he is become great: and he hath given him flocks, and herds, and silver, and gold, and menservants, and maidservants, and camels, and asses. And Sarah my master's wife bare a son to my master when she was old: and unto him hath he given all that he hath.

Gen.26:12-14
Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him. And the man waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he became very great: For he had possession of flocks, and possession of herds, and great store of servants.

Ex.12:44
But every man's servant that is bought for money, when thou hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof.

Ex.20:17
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Ex.21:2-6
If thou buy a Hebrew servant....

Ex.21:7
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant....

Ex.21:20-21
If a man smite his servant or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand, he shall be surely punished; notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished, for he is his money.

Ex.21:26-27
And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake. And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.

Ex.21:32
If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver.

Ex.22:2-3
If a thief ... have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft.

Lev.19:20
And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free.

Lev.22:11
If the priest buy any soul with his money....

Lev.25:39
And if thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee....

Lev.25:44-46
Thy bond-men and thy bond-maids which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you: of them shall ye buy bond-men and bond-maids. Moreover, of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land. And they shall be your possession. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession, they shall be your bond-man forever.

Dt.5:21
Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.

Dt.15:12
And if thy brother, an Hebrew man, or an Hebrew woman be sold unto thee....

Dt.20:10-11
When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee.

Dt.20:14
But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself.

Jos.9:23
Now therefore ye are cursed, and there shall none of you be freed from being bondmen, and hewers of wood and drawers of water for the house of my God.

Lk.12:46-47
The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

Lk.17:7-9
But which of you, having a servant plowing or feeding cattle, will say unto him by and by, when he is come from the field, Go and sit down to meat? And will not rather say unto him, Make ready wherewith I may sup, and gird thyself, and serve me, till I have eaten and drunken; and afterward thou shalt eat and drink? Doth he thank that servant because he did the things that were commanded him? I trow not.

1 Cor.7:21-22
Art thou called being a servant? care not for it: but if thou mayest be made free, use it rather. For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.

Eph.6:5
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

Col.3:22
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.

Col.3:22
Masters, give unto your servants that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a Master in heaven.

1 Tim.6:1-5
Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their masters worthy of all honor, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort. If any man teach otherwise ... he is proud, knowing nothing.... From such withdraw thyself.

Tit.2:9-10
Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God.

1 Pet.2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear, not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

The only thing preventing us from owning slaves (we did up until the 1960's when hippies took over the government) is secular law, which we are (unfortunately) commanded to obey.

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1 Peter 2:13
Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man.

Romans 13:1-2
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil

Following the Lord's Plan isn't simply "acting like you're the best." It means KNOWING that you're the best. God rewards His True Christians™ richly. God rewarded Phineas's line with eternal preisthood for impaling an interracial couple, for example.

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Numbers 25:6 And, behold, one of the children of Israel came and brought unto his brethren a Midianitish woman in the sight of Moses, and in the sight of all the congregation of the children of Israel, who were weeping before the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
25:7 And when Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, saw it, he rose up from among the congregation, and took a javelin in his hand;
25:8 And he went after the man of Israel into the tent, and thrust both of them through, the man of Israel, and the woman through her belly. So the plague was stayed from the children of Israel.
25:9 And those that died in the plague were twenty and four thousand.
25:10 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
25:11 Phinehas, the son of Eleazar, the son of Aaron the priest, hath turned my wrath away from the children of Israel, while he was zealous for my sake among them, that I consumed not the children of Israel in my jealousy.
25:12 Wherefore say, Behold, I give unto him my covenant of peace:
25:13 And he shall have it, and his seed after him, even the covenant of an everlasting priesthood; because he was zealous for his God, and made an atonement for the children of Israel.

He provided me with a large estate in a gated community. I have an olympic size pool. Do you, carrot-top?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 11:20 PM

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So you're saying you're a negro yourself? Or..?
And yes, we usually call negros who convert to Christianity "ex-negros" because as God cursed them -
God releases them from their bondage.

Ham, and all his descendants, were cursed for their sins, and without God, no man is free of sin (Psalm 14:1) thus they remain Hamites.
But in a True Christian however, there is no sin. (1 John 3:6)
Thus, a Hamite who becomes a True Christian is no longer truly a Hamite-
As any True Christian is no longer counted as born of a woman, but born of God.
For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:26

So in answer to your question - Negros can become True Christians, yes.
Why you need look no further than our very own sister Lateefah.
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Hmm.Interesting.Now, what would happen to negros who convert to christianity. Speak wisely-I'm considering going christian.
They get to NOT burn in Hell. And some of the good niggas like Kenneth Blackwell and Clarence Thomas are even allowed to join the Republican Party.


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They get to NOT burn in Hell. And some of the good niggas like Kenneth Blackwell and Clarence Thomas are even allowed to join the Republican Party.
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Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...

Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.
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I thought you said you were "bored" by God's favorite forum?

You need to stop lying if you want to become a Christian. Why is it thay all you mics tell lies for sport?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli - 10-11-2007, 11:31 PM

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I thought you said you were "bored" by God's favorite forum?

You need to stop lying if you want to become a Christian. Why is it thay all you mics tell lies for sport?
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