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Default True Christian™ Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-21-2012, 10:57 PM

Ladies, recent comments by Republican Missouri senate nominee Todd Akin regarding his stance on abortion has come to the attention of Americans everywhere.



Now we here at Landover Baptist Church know very well that the LORD blesses and watches over His flock (Isaiah 61:9; Deuteronomy 28:8; Philippians 4:19). We also know that many women (and men - yikes!) have claimed to have been raped. Clearly this means most of these people are NOT a part of the vine (John 15:1-2), which explains why God's Blessing has been justly denied them. In any case, let's look at some statistics. According to Crisis Connection:

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  • Every 45 seconds someone in the United States is sexually assaulted.
  • 1 out of every 7 women currently in college has been raped , however, 9 out of 10 women raped on campus never tell anyone about the rape.
  • 1 in 10 men is raped in his lifetime, 1 in 7 of those victims will have been assaulted before the age of 18.
  • More than 61.5% of rapes are never reported to law enforcement.
  • Approximately 28% of rape victims are raped by their husbands, 35% by an acquaintance, and 17% by a relative other than spouse.
  • 74% of sexual assaults are perpetrated by assailants well known to the victim.
  • A female child victim is 7 times more likely to be re-victimized as an adult.
  • Nearly 6 out of 10 sexual assaults occur at the victim’s home or the home of a friend, relative, or neighbor.
  • 1 in 15 rape victims contract a sexually transmitted disease (STD) as a result of being raped.
  • 1 in 15 rape victims become pregnant as a result of being raped.
  • The United States has the world’s highest rape rate of all countries that publish such data- 13 times higher than England and more than 20 times higher than Japan.
  • An American woman is 10 times more likely to be raped than to die in a car crash.
  • 61% of rape victims are females under the age of 18.
Friends, this is a tragedy!



SO MANY WOMEN HATE MEN SO MUCH THEY WILL CRY "RAPE"
JUST TO SEE HIM UNJUSTLY PUNISHED BY THE STATE!



A predictable consequence of "Feminism" is a prejudice against men!

How do we know?

Because women who maintain Godly standards usually DON'T GET RAPED! Certainly not in this quantity!

So the first thing to do to avoid being raped, is to maintain Godly standards for yourself! Here are some things the LORD was careful to include in the Holy Bible. If it's in the Holy Bible, we know it must be the most important information in the world. Of course True Christians™ know why - it keeps us safe!

We know, for example, the LORD made men to be visually stimulated. They can't help it, and this is but one of the things Satan uses to try and win their souls.

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Matthew 5:29


However, the LORD saw to it that devoted men would record the information we women need to do in order to keep from temping the men in our lives to stumble in sin (Romans 14:21). It is a very simple solution - a Godly, modest dress code.

Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1 Peter 3:3

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5

Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
Proverbs 31:30

As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
Proverbs 11:22

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect.
Romans 12:2


IF you happen to be legitimately raped, that is, forced against your will, then you need not worry about getting pregnant. You see, our bodies were fearfully and wonderfully made! (Psalm 139:14) The LORD has provided within our bodies, the miraculous mechanics of thwarting unwanted seed!

Now, I hope you'll bear with me while I show you some medical pictures. You may want to usher small children and boys/men from the room before looking. These pictures, although not lewd or pornographic in any way, do depict the female anatomy and might be inappropriate for some people.


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Perhaps our dear Brother, Professor Bessimer can help us understand all this technical and medical jargon, but in the mean time, I encourage you to "fear not"! (1 Peter 3:14)

As senate nominee Todd Akin explains, after much medical and scientific training,



“If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."


And do keep in mind, should the LORD send someone to forcibly impregnate you, each pregnancy is a gift from God! Why, as former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee explains, some "Forcible Rapes" created "Extraordinary" people!
“Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape,” Huckabee said on his radio show, according to the Los Angeles Times. “I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.”


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-22-2012, 09:46 AM

Jesus will protect me against rapists!


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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-22-2012, 12:03 PM

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Jesus will protect me against rapists!
Naturally! "God never gives you more than you can bear."





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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-22-2012, 07:45 PM

I have JESUS on my underwear for protection. The reason is twofold.

1. JESUS will protect me from rape.

2. If 1 fails, hopefully the rapist will see JESUS' face and stop and repent.



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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-23-2012, 12:22 AM

Does this mean that if you're already pregnant you can't get raped?

I hope so, because that would mean I can't get raped for at least six months I think. Aaron thinks the Mexicans that mow our lawn want to rape me and throw me down the old well behind the hog pen. That's why he locks me in the root cellar on Tuesdays.



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"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-23-2012, 03:40 AM

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Does this mean that if you're already pregnant you can't get raped?

I hope so, because that would mean I can't get raped for at least six months I think. Aaron thinks the Mexicans that mow our lawn want to rape me and throw me down the old well behind the hog pen. That's why he locks me in the root cellar on Tuesdays.



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You are a very lucky young lady having a husband that cares so much about your welfare.
I hope you are still ALWAYS receptive every time he wants to express his love physically.

Ephesians 5:2 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.


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I hope so, because that would mean I can't get raped for at least six months I think. Aaron thinks the Mexicans that mow our lawn want to rape me and throw me down the old well behind the hog pen.
Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new concept!

This is the first time I've actually cared what you have to say!

Glory!

The obvious point here is that now we know that if you were indeed to turn up sexually assaulted and dead down that well we would know who to blame!

No need to worry the Police: just a good old fashioned spic whooping!

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That's why he locks me in the root cellar on Tuesdays.
Ah, so that explains why you're never to be found when it's Aaron's turn to host the Men's Tuesday Night Prayer Circle!

I admit to having had some disturbing thoughts in wondering about your absence. "Perhaps," I said to myself, "the dear child fell down the stairs in the night, on her way to get a drink of water. Aaron, being a quiet and shy fellow, might have refrained from calling the coroner. Instead, it could be he carried her to the back yard tenderly, digging out a new garden bed as she lay beside him, bathed in the gentle moonlight, atop the steaming compost heap, surrounded by a softly shifting, shimmering cloud of flies buzzing a paean to her all-too-frail beauty. With each swing of his pickaxe, Aaron would curse himself for waiting three days to clean her off the stairs; he just had to be sure she was really dead!

"In this luxurious, rich garden bed his little Naomi would rest, eternally at peace, her shallow grave planted over with those two strange rows of tomatoes, swollen abnormally large and red, the only marker a wooden Popsicle stick cross upon which he'd carefully misspelled, "Beefstake". He'd have to disguise her absence through a clever ruse."

See, that's where I stopped. We all know Aaron isn't much good at clever ruses. So now we know you are alive and well!

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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 08-24-2012, 03:40 PM

Amen, Sister

If only more selfish stumpets, slags and whores would follow your carefully thought out wisdom they save literally hundreds of tax payers dollars every year that goes on federal rape crisis services.

Not to mention when the real victim of consensual rape goes to jail and looses his job and ability to reach for the American Dream©.

It seems to me stumpets who have not followed your advice hate America, Capitalism and God.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 09-02-2012, 05:31 AM

Legitimate rape .... Oxymormon.


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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 09-02-2012, 06:40 AM

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Legitimate rape .... Oxymormon.
Actually, it's not. Sex is a choice. Women make this choice and later regret it (personally, I think it's because their soul is in pain for having defied the woman's natural instinct to wait until marriage to give her virginity to her husband as his rightful gift). When they regret it enough, they cry "rape" so as to deflect the blame from them and onto the men. It's the kind of thing feminizies like Gloria Steinem and Helen Gurley Brown have promoted for years. It just so happens that we've become so used to these cries of wolf that we assume they are legitimate. Only when rape is actually forced upon a woman (not because she's alluring the man or men, which is by far the most common situation), is it actually legitimate, thus the specification, "legitimate rape."

I hope that helps.



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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 09-02-2012, 07:22 AM

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Actually, it's not. Sex is a choice. Women make this choice and later regret it (personally, I think it's because their soul is in pain for having defied the woman's natural instinct to wait until marriage to give her virginity to her husband as his rightful gift). When they regret it enough, they cry "rape" so as to deflect the blame from them and onto the men. It's the kind of thing feminizies like Gloria Steinem and Helen Gurley Brown have promoted for years. It just so happens that we've become so used to these cries of wolf that we assume they are legitimate. Only when rape is actually forced upon a woman (not because she's alluring the man or men, which is by far the most common situation), is it actually legitimate, thus the specification, "legitimate rape."

I hope that helps.

I am sure that there may be some cases of alleged rape that were actually consensual sex, to begin with. However, I have a problem with this claim of yours :

"IF you happen to be legitimately raped, that is, forced against your will, then you need not worry about getting pregnant. You see, our bodies were fearfully and wonderfully made! (Psalm 139:14) The LORD has provided within our bodies, the miraculous mechanics of thwarting unwanted seed!"

You seem to think that the biggest issue of rape is conception of the rapist's child and urge women not to "worry about it". Why do you neglect the fact that by being raped, a woman has been violated, regardless of whether she gets pregnant or not as a result of that violation ? And you further add insult to injury by blaming the victim - or rather, her style of dressing - for the attack.

Doesn't the Bible teach one of the concept of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY ? If a man feels the need to attack a woman simply because he does not like the way that she is dressed, then he should not live in civilized society. AND, he not have a problem with being castrated by any woman that he attacks just because he does not like the way that she is clothed.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, too. It is HIS fault that he got castrated for touching a woman against her will just like it is supposedly HER fault that she got raped for dressing immodestly.
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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 09-02-2012, 07:49 AM

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You seem to think that the biggest issue of rape is conception of the rapist's child and urge women not to "worry about it". Why do you neglect the fact that by being raped, a woman has been violated, regardless of whether she gets pregnant or not as a result of that violation ? And you further add insult to injury by blaming the victim - or rather, her style of dressing - for the attack.
Friend, if I eat a half gallon of rocky road ice cream, have I been "violated" because my skirts are a little too snug?



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Doesn't the Bible teach one of the concept of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY ? If a man feels the need to attack a woman simply because he does not like the way that she is dressed, then he should not live in civilized society. AND, he not have a problem with being castrated by any woman that he attacks just because he does not like the way that she is clothed.
You seem to forget that to live in a civilized society, we must expect everyone to do their part. Women must not dangle the otherwise "forbidden fruit" of her most prized possession in front of those who fight the battle of lust, which is a part of a man's nature. It's like saying the lion should be punished for biting the hand of the zoo-keeper for holding a steak in reach. The lion can't help but attack meat. It is his nature to do such a thing.

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What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, too. It is HIS fault that he got castrated for touching a woman against her will just like it is supposedly HER fault that she got raped for dressing immodestly.
That's a naive way to look at it. In reality, the man is created to be visually stimulated. The man has no choice. The woman has the choice to either draw attention to herself or not. In nearly every case, with the possible exception of a homeless, negro, crack-addict, the woman could have prevented the sexual act. Because of that very fact, it cannot be considered rape even if she feels it was. Emotions can be misleading you know. That's why True Christians™ walk by faith, not by sight (2 Corinthians 5:7).


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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 09-02-2012, 08:06 AM

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Friend, if I eat a half gallon of rocky road ice cream, have I been "violated" because my skirts are a little too snug?

This is the most PROFOUND piece of nonsense that I've read on this site.


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ou seem to forget that to live in a civilized society, we must expect everyone to do their part. Women must not dangle the otherwise "forbidden fruit" of her most prized possession in front of those who fight the battle of lust, which is a part of a man's nature. It's like saying the lion should be punished for biting the hand of the zoo-keeper for holding a steak in reach. The lion can't help but attack meat. It is his nature to do such a thing.
So, men are a barbarous lot with no more self control or sense of personal accountability than a wild animal ? Very good, Mary. This is a start.

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tThat's a naive way to look at it. In reality, the man is created to be visually stimulated. The man has no choice. The woman has the choice to either draw attention to herself or not. In nearly every case, with the possible exception of a homeless, negro, crack-addict, the woman could have prevented the sexual act. Because of that very fact, it cannot be considered rape even if she feels it was. Emotions can be misleading you know. That's why True Christians™ walk by faith, not by sight (2 Corinthians 5:7).
If so, then the man should ignore what he sees and operate solely from faith. That means that he only has sex with his own wife (with her consent, of course), and not with every female primate that he spots who is dressed "inappropriately". Good Christian men do not walk purely by sight, after all !
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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 11-14-2012, 09:24 AM

I almost thought you were serious until I saw the "medical" pictures. Those are funny.

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Default Re: True Christian Guide to Avoiding Legitimate Rape - 11-14-2012, 05:44 PM

The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.


Stay safe ladies!


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The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
WRONG: The worst thing that could happen to a woman being Justly Condemned to Hell for All Eternity, and finding out too late that belief in Christ could have saved her.

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already,
because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
WRONG: Only legitimate rape is unjustifiable. That's why it's called "rape," but people take the word and change it to suit their sinful desire.

For there is not a just man upon earth,
that doeth good, and sinneth not.
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A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
WRONG: Only sluts get raped. Dressing like a slut is like playing a game of Chicken against the LORD, and being stupid enough to think you can win.

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety;
not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
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Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
WRONG. A True Christian™ cannot sin.

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not;
but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
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The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.

Stay safe ladies!
WRONG: The best advice anyone could give to any woman is to accept Christ Jesus as her LORD and Savior, and she shall be Blessed and cared for!

The LORD shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto;
and he shall bless thee in the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
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The worst thing that could ever happen to a woman is rape.
Its unjustifiable for any reason and is utterly wicked.
A woman cannot ask to be raped, this is a contradiction in terms. Thus no woman can ever be accused of bringing rape upon them selves.
Any man with the appropriate equipment can commit rape, it does not matter about Race, Religion or personal background.
The best advice anyone could give to any woman who is genuinely scared about the possibility of this happened would be this:
Never go out alone in any area where there could be a threat.
If going out at night, stay in a group; the larger the better.
Never become so inebriated that you are out of control of your situation.
If you live in a dangerous area, get a Phone with your local number for Emergency services on a quickdial function, and consider carrying a weapon for self defense or taking up self defense classes.
ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE WHERE YOU ARE GOING AND WITH WHOM! Tell them when you are leaving, and when you will return, and tell them to phone the police if you are late.


Stay safe ladies!
I noticed you omitted the two most important things: Always carry your Bible and your Glock. Shout Glory!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Friends, Blessed is the man who is persecuted for the LORD's sake!

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Matthew 5:10-12


Our dear True Christian™ representative Todd Akin is being vindicated by Congress, finally. Representative Phil Gingrey (R-Ga.) came forward to praise the courage of Former Senate candidates Todd Akin (R-Mo.) and Richard Mourdock (R-Ind.) for standing up for the Truth.

Gingrey, a former OBGYN and co-chair of the House GOP Doctors Caucus, defended the two men at a Chamber of Commerce breakfast in Georgia on Thursday morning. He said he believes that they are at least "partly right" in what they said about pregnancy and rape, the Marietta Daily Journal reported:
In Missouri, Todd Akin ... was asked by a local news source about rape and he said, "Look, in a legitimate rape situation" -- what he meant by legitimate rape was just look, someone can say I was raped: a scared-to-death 15-year-old that becomes impregnated by her boyfriend and then has to tell her parents, that's pretty tough and might on some occasion say, "Hey, I was raped." That's what he meant when he said legitimate rape versus non-legitimate rape. I don’t find anything so horrible about that. But then he went on and said that in a situation of rape, of a legitimate rape, a woman’s body has a way of shutting down so the pregnancy would not occur. He’s partly right on that. ...

And I've delivered lots of babies, and I know about these things. It is true. We tell infertile couples all the time that are having trouble conceiving because of the woman not ovulating, "Just relax. Drink a glass of wine. And don't be so tense and uptight because all that adrenaline can cause you not to ovulate." So he was partially right wasn’t he?
I'm glad some people in Congress can still tell the difference between reality and fantasy!









Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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