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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-24-2007, 07:54 PM

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The same way you believe secular drivel, except that the Bible's word is true. I think the Pastors would be able cite some verses predicting people like you coming and calling the Truth nonsense (I myself do not yet have a profound enough knowledge of the Bible).
The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-24-2007, 08:25 PM

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I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.
Before making such decisions, we should first read and review the books from a Christian perspective.
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The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.
This is a thread for reviewing books, not yammering nonsensically with your anti-God spew.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-24-2007, 09:56 PM

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The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.
I pity you, friend... You clearly don't even know anything about science.
An experiment is conducted by making presumptions to fit in with your theory, that's problem one. You postulate something, then do some tests to see whether it's what you'd hoped for. Mostly, multiple test are run so they can pour their data in to statistics, process that and - this is perfectly true - calculate the odds of the odds of your initial hypothesis being false, problem two.
Another issue is funding. If research doesn't produce results, funds will no longer be available. So in order to be able to keep on researching, or get a nicer result, data is sometimes altered or even forged to suit one's will. A typical example is the otherwise greatly revered scientist Woo-Suk Hwang, better known as the 'discoverer' of stem cell therapy. Problem three.
And last but not least, the design of your study, as well as human errors such as subjectivity (without willfully changing data), can greatly influence the outcome, which is problem four.

So let's line this up.
1: A presumption is made in order to formulate a hypothesis.*
2: The end result is expressed by means of the probability of a probability.
3: Economic reasons may incite forgery of results.
4: Your outcome may already be wrong on beforehand, because of the way your experiment is designed or because of experimenter's own imperfections.

Now let's compare this to the Bible:
1: No presumptions in the Bible that are possibly wrong.
2: No "it is probably"-stuff in the Bible.
3: The Bible has no reason to be influenced by economic reasons.
4: No design in the Bible, it's the way God had it written down. Since God is perfect, he wouldn't dictate false truths, and ensure it's written down right.

As you can see, the Bible is flawless. Then again it's God's word and therefore that's what we could expect.

*: For instance, Niels Bohr, in his calculations for the quantization of angular momentum, presumed that the momentum times the wavelength equals Planck's constant, what hadn't been proved nor experimentally sighted. He chose it because it rendered the only plausible outcome.

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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-24-2007, 10:45 PM

The book that I chose to review was Their Eyes Were Watching God. Now, of course I assumed that was about True Christians watching the sky and waiting for Jesus' return, but boy was I wrong!

Turns out that it is a piece of Nigra propaganda, telling the story of a black woman who believes that Whitey has been holding her down. She constantly complains about how her grandmother was "raped" by her white owner, an act of compassion to try to get the poor baby a chance to get into Heaven with a bit of white blood.... Turns out that this black woman (Janie) is somewhat of a little tramp as well! She marries a rich businessman to be his trophy-wife, but suspiciously, he dies soon after. Now that she has his money, she meets another nigra (oddly enough, named Tea Cake--how do those blacks name their kids, after the first thing that he steals after he's born?) and runs all over town fornicating with him. Tea Cake goes insane (he claims its because he was bitten by a rabid dog, but I think he just was acting according to his nature) and tries to kill Janie. She takes advantage of the situation and shoots him instead, to add another notch to her belt for killing husbands. She then leaves town because the nigra's friends were all upset about the little incident, but when she returns home she is all upset because people are *gasp* talking about the little whore who has a penchant for killing husbands.

I do not recommend this book to anyone. How anyone is watching God in this, I have no idea. The book is rife with godlessness and immorality. Don't let the title fool you, there is nothing about anyone watching for God in this!


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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 12:11 AM

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I do not recommend this book to anyone. How anyone is watching God in this, I have no idea. The book is rife with godlessness and immorality. Don't let the title fool you, there is nothing about anyone watching for God in this!
It sounds like this little hussy needs to be watching for God to GET her! And He will, come Judgment Day, GLORY!

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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 12:48 PM

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I have a better idea, stop being so hateful against everyone.
I don't hate these people at all. I am merely suggesting that we send them to their father, satan. After we've ready their books, and determined just how Godless they are of course.

You don't even know me little Peter. That you've come to the conclusion that I hate people, shows your racist and discriminatory attitude towards me. If I were say, a demoncrat, I'd probably sue you. Lukily I'm not. I will pray that you find your way into the light, and if not, that you meet the public stoning prescribed in the bible with some semblance of dignity.

Why do you hate God, and why are you a racist? Why are you here in God's favorite forums for that matter? If I were some sissy homer, you would have wounded me with your discrimination. Why not drop to your knees and take in all of Jesus' love?


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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 01:09 PM

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Why do you hate God, and why are you a racist? Why are you here in God's favorite forums for that matter? If I were some sissy homer, you would have wounded me with your discrimination. Why not drop to your knees and take in all of Jesus' love?
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 01:20 PM

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I'm no racist.
Where's the proof?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I don't hate people from other cultures.
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I don't hate people from other cultures.
You have done nothing but spew hatred since you came into God's favorite forum.

You are a bigot, and Jesus hates that. You hate Jesus and you've never bothered to ask Him to take over your life.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 02:07 PM

The only people who hate other cultures are you: you hate the muslims, jews, people with a skin color that's darker than you,etc. Who's the racist now?
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The only people who hate other cultures are you: you hate the muslims, jews, people with a skin color that's darker than you,etc. Who's the racist now?
In all your all your alleged tolerance and love for everyone (except Christians), I notice that you don't even have the simple respect to properly capitalize words like "Muslim" or "Jew". That's pretty racist right there...

We do not tolerate racism here in God's favorite church at all. We follow the Holy Bible, and it is not our fault that nigras reject Jesus in favor of raping White women and stealing pies. It is not our fault that lazy wetback grease balls invade our Godly country, sign up for welfare and worship Jesus' mother instead of Jesus, as the Bible commands. It is not our fault that Godless third world cesspools like Belgium force everyone to have abortions and marry queers.

Praise Jesus!!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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In all your all your alleged tolerance and love for everyone (except Christians), I notice that you don't even have the simple respect to properly capitalize words like "Muslim" or "Jew". That's pretty racist right there...
Whoops :/ Where I've done so in the past, please forgive me pastors. It's a side-effect from Dutch, they aren't capitalised there.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 04:33 PM

"Night" by Eli Weasel

One of the most revealing and hilarious (and seemingly unintentional) satires of Jewish greed yet committed to print. Basically, it's about a bunch of Jews who go to an all-ages summer camp... sounds like fun, right? But as they travel to the camp, all they can think about is food. They get so greedy and gluttonous that they start fighting each other for food, and one of them is so obsessed with getting his hands on some bagel crumbs that he murders his own father to get to them! The author claims all of this really happened, and I'm inclined to believe him. After the train stops, they go on a hike to the camp. There are all kinds of fun activities at the camp, the Jews are provided with free showers and dental care, and many get to work for the first time in their lives... but again, all they care about is food and the way they look. The author also complains about the smell of the place, which he likens to that of thousands of rotting corpses. Overdramatizing much? It's called "nature."

A harrowing journey into the twisted neurosis of the Jewish psyche. Highly recommended.


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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 04:45 PM

There's not a book you have mentioned I dislike apart from the obvious one that as caused countless deaths, manipulation and oppression
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 04:49 PM

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Praise! This sinner is obviously starting to see the error of his ways.
The Qu'ran is indeed a devilish book, friend. Acknowledgement of this is a step in the right (well, not the wrong at least) direction
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"Night" by Eli Weasel

One of the most revealing and hilarious (and seemingly unintentional) satires of Jewish greed yet committed to print. Basically, it's about a bunch of Jews who go to an all-ages summer camp... sounds like fun, right? But as they travel to the camp, all they can think about is food. They get so greedy and gluttonous that they start fighting each other for food, and one of them is so obsessed with getting his hands on some bagel crumbs that he murders his own father to get to them! The author claims all of this really happened, and I'm inclined to believe him. After the train stops, they go on a hike to the camp. There are all kinds of fun activities at the camp, the Jews are provided with free showers and dental care, and many get to work for the first time in their lives... but again, all they care about is food and the way they look. The author also complains about the smell of the place, which he likens to that of thousands of rotting corpses. Overdramatizing much? It's called "nature."

A harrowing journey into the twisted neurosis of the Jewish psyche. Highly recommended.
What a delightful-sounding novel, Sister VD!

I must admit, though, the idea of Jews taking showers together gives me the heebie-jeebies.

You really think it's good reading? How is God most glorified?
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-25-2007, 10:52 PM

The glorification of God is somewhat indirect, accomplished mainly through the depiction of the madness of Jewry and the wickedness of Satan's servants... through this, the intelligent Christian reader can see that Christ truly is the only Way. One of the main themes, in fact, is the narrator's realization that the false Jewish god he worships is exactly that—a false god and lie.

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Blessed be God's name? Why, but why would I bless Him? Every fiber in me rebelled. Because He caused thousands of children to [toss and turn] in His [sleeping bags]? Because He kept six [campfires] working day and night, including Sabbath and the Holy Days? Because in His great might, He had created [the summer camps]? How could I say to Him: Blessed be Thou, Almighty, Master of the Universe, who chose us among all nations to be [bitten by mosquitos] day and night, to watch as our fathers, our mothers, our brothers end up in the [saunas]? ... But now, I no longer pleaded for anything. I was no longer able to lament. On the contrary, I felt very strong. I was the accuser, God the accused. My eyes had opened and I was alone, terribly alone in a world without God, without man.
Powerful stuff, no? Of course, he is brought to this realization by his own gluttony and fastidiousness, but there's unquestionably a pro-Jesus message to be found amidst it all.


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Powerful stuff, no? Of course, he is brought to this realization by his own gluttony and fastidiousness, but there's unquestionably a pro-Jesus message to be found amidst it all.
It sounds delightful!

I do love camping tales.
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Default Re: Review a Book for Jesus!! - 03-26-2007, 11:47 AM

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In all your all your alleged tolerance and love for everyone (except Christians), I notice that you don't even have the simple respect to properly capitalize words like "Muslim" or "Jew". That's pretty racist right there...
In Dutch we don't use capital letters for religions. That's just a little mistake, because normally I don't use capital letters for that.

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